1. If you care for me, then i'll probably will kill myself or get someone to do it for me
2. There's a life after death and after life after that. Think about it or not, I could care less.
3. Your a queer and no one likes you.
4. People who say @$$ instead of ass should be shot or have their house burned down at least.
5. School is the last thing on my list of things to do. On the otherhand, I have no list of things to do and if you do you should be stabbed with a BUTTER KNIFE or a SPOON.
6. Tha and Thurr are not words dumbasses.
7. What a gay number, I mean 7, look at it. It looks like a limp dick or a clotheshanger, you decide.
8. Don't bug me on days that start with a letter and end with day cause if you do.
9. If your a hot chick and you are visiting my site then sign my guestbook. If your not rot in hell.
10. Ryan Davis enjoys hot dogs and pirates. That is all.
Captain Cucumber
