Check out this story about this dude, Wayne Goldsberry, who engaged in an epic battle with a deer, finally managing to snap its neck with his bare hands while standing in a pool of its blood.Now, the deer had broken into his house, so it's not like he went hunting in the forest and forgot his gun. Still, though, I have to wonder if it was entirely necessary to enter the room where the deer was

Happy Halloween everybody! Since it is difficult to give out candy over the internet, I have a few Halloween presents for you in the form of links to fun stuff.First of all, click here to see Jessica Alba completely naked (warning: links from that site may contain porn). Enjoy, boys and lesbians. *Second, there is the Halloween edition of Jesus Dress-Up. I spent hours there today trying to

Now, whenever somebody says something that they think is funny, but actually is not funny, I will think of this owl. Soon my thoughts will consist entirely of text plastered over pictures of owls.

I hate it when stupid internet stuff gets stuck in my head. For example, lately whenever someone says "oh really?", or I find myself saying it, this image pops into my head: This has been posted all over the internet. It's not really funny...it barely even makes sense (but see here for a bit of an explanation). Yet it just pops in my head all the time. I've stopped saying anything

Serenity is the best movie I've seen this year. Maybe I'm just forgetting some great movies, but I don't think I've been as captivated by any other movies in recent months. Serenity is the movie spin-off of the cancelled TV show Firefly, about outlaws in a vision of space resembling a blend of the old west and China. I'm also a big fan of the show, which should never have been cancelled. It

(Read Part One first)(Then Part Two)(And Part Three)I woke up this morning to find that the city had moved into the season of fall. I swear I could see my breath in my bedroom. I looked out the window; no snow yet. However, my ninja senses picked up danger. I looked out over Western road, and saw a large truck/SUV/tank thing driving down the road. In the back was a blanket covering a large

Yup, my other blog has been updated again. That's twice in one day. It's because I have ADD and I can't watch The Apprentice without doing something else at the same time. Why does everyone hate Marcus? He doesn't seem so bad. Oh yeah! So the other blog has been updated with with a comment on a story about how coffee is good for you. Whee!

My other blog (the boring serious one) has been updated with a new post about a psychology podcast I've been listening to. Hooray.

I came across an article today about Zombie Walk 2005: an event where hundreds of people dressed up as zombies wandered the streets of Vancouver.There are only a few things in life which make me have faith in humanity. This is one of them. It also makes me damn proud to be Canadian.If you click on the image to the right, you can see (literally) a thousand more pictures from this historic

Lately, V and I have been renting movies from some little independent video store, rather than Blockbuster. It's a lot cheaper for one thing, plus Blockbuster's "no more late fees...now we call them restocking fees!" is kinda dumb. To save even more money, we get somewhat old movies, because they're 3 for $6.00. Nice.The latest one we watched was Sky Captain, which I thoroughly enjoyed. The

I came across this article today, which is about the top 10 mistakes in blogging. What I find funny is that some of the "mistakes" are things encouraged by this article about "how to blog". For example, some of the mistakes in the first article are about not being personal enough, while the second article recommends you keep your blog anonymous and hide it from your friends and family, so that

I just figured out discovered how to cross stuff out so now I will never always write everything that comes into my head without editing anything as I type because I can always just cross it out later yoda. Today was such a busy day that I wanted to kill myself and spit on my own corpse wished I wasn't in school and doing two jobs. There is just so much shit crap to do lately that I feel like I

I have noticed a growing cowboy problem in London as of late. Last night I went to Downtown Kathy Brown's * , and it seemed like half of the people there were wearing cowboy hats. What the hell?And a few nights earlier, we were getting into our brand new car, when we were accosted by three cowboys. They told use that they had come into town to do some car tipping. We managed to get away with

I don't normally just post links to stuff, but this is one of the best things I've ever seen. It's better if I don't say anything. Just watch it: The Shining. That's the best one, but there are also these: West Side Story Titanic Enjoy!

Today Apple announced that the iPod will play video content, such as TV shows and music videos.I think it's cool and all, but how many people will use this? Having portable music is great because there are a lot of situations where you can listen to music while you're out of the house: walking to school, driving, working out, etc. But how many places, other than your house, do you have the urge

I have finally finished reading Stephen King's Dark Tower series. Usually, finishing a novel wouldn't be a big deal. Nothing to blog about. However, this series of books has played a big role in my life. I read the first book, The Gunslinger, when I was in grade 8...I think that was 1991. My 11 year old mind probably barely understood it, but I remember it had an effect on me. The surreal

(Part One is Here) (Part Two is Here) So, our car has finally arrived. We went to pick it up on Friday after waiting like four months for it. That's because we custom ordered it exactly like we wanted it...the right colours and sound system and everything. We were temporarily retarded when we ordered, so it's the top of the line smart that looks all fancy. Soon we will be broke and eating

Getting back to the hurricane, today is supposed to be international blogging for disaster relief day. To donate money to help with the disaster, you can go to the Red Cross (Canada) web site.I also recommend taking a look at the blog I linked to yesterday. It's fascinating and scary...reading like a post-apocalyptic work of fiction, except real. There is information here that cannot be

Wow. Looks like hurricane Katrina has finally affected me directly. You can't reach this web site through www.phronk.com any more, because apparently the computers that directed people here were blown away by the hurricane. I noticed that my web site wasn't working, so I went to my internet provider thing and they linked to this web site, where there is a first-hand account of the chaos going

After that last post of mine, I decided to look around for blogs from London Ontario, to see if I actually was the first person on the internet to break the horrible news of whatever happened down the street.Yes, I'm a dork.But anyway, I didn't find any news about that, but I did find some charming little blogs from London. It's kinda cool to see local stuff being blogged. Like this one here

Driving home from seeing Batman Begins today (good movie, by the way), I saw about 6 or 7 police cars at some townhouses just down the street, on Western road. More police were walking around with flashlights across the street. Things like this don't happen often in London Ontario, so it must be something big. I have also heard that there may or may not have been a sheet on the ground

I have posted a new blog entry on my other blog. Click here to see it. I've decided to update that other blog from time to time with boring real life stuff...like stuff about school and work and life. I'll reserve this blog for made up bigfoot stories and stuff about monkey schlongs. But I'll link to the other blog whenever I update there, so that this blog can be the complete story of my

I love it when something is so cool that it becomes popular, but then it's too popular so it's not cool any more, but it is now cool to make fun of it.Here is an example.If you don't get it, see Napoleon Dynamite. P.S. Here is another awesome shirt. I want it for Christmas P.S.S. I used to have a shirt that said "I am Brad Pitt." It was my favourite shirt, and I cried the day it

Some recent search terms used to find this web site: "Weirdest shit on the internet" "World's weirdest boobies" "Weird penises" "Shaved crotch itches" "Doohan crotch" "Drukn harcore" ...Yeah. So the kind of people reading this are poor spellers who look for weird body parts, such as Scotty's crotch, and the itchiness associated with said parts. Maybe I should stop talking about such

The Quotes Section of the site has been updated with a few new quotes. Click the link above, or scroll down the sidebar to the right to get to the quotes section and all the other fun content here. Do it. Oh, and I know that some people out there are reading this web page. You knew about the smart car, and that was supposed to be a secret. So you should leave comments and sign the guestbook!