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so you want give money to olly MDF well its about time the first thing to remember is to not ask the person paying the bill because they will only say no. olly MDF might not be one of those fancie charitys that sifes ducks with only one arm or does any thing that worth while (not that saving ducks with only one arm is not worth while you guys are keeping it real when some people saying ducks don't even have arms they have wings and that one arm is too many don't they hear what there saying thats even more reason to save them) but the reason we don't is that we don't have any money. ypu see you have to spend money to make money then spend the money you make or gamble. either way you lose money but then you make it again or build up huge amounts of debt and fake your death leaving your loved ones to pay up, but if they really loved you would they have just let you die like that. wait a second you didn't realy die so there alright (i mean morally emoitionally they should be quite distraught). oh yeah your gonna need life insurance if your faking your death. so join olly MDF and get free life insurance but your only covered from acts of god. oh and when i said gods i mean norse gods. also as prove you will need ther still beating hearts or their signature which ever is easier and one last thing the plan pays out in fun bucks five funbucks to be precise. you need ten for a t-shirt. |
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home page |
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another page i made |
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i can't be bothered to put another link |
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its good to talk but its better to be mute |
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vice chair optimus deputy prime and head hanco of olly MDF |
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[email protected] |
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