| Classic Debate Pick-up Lines |
| 1. I'll bet my criterion would uphold your value, want to check? 2. The advantages of dating me far outweigh the harms. 3. I just can't wait to cross-examine you! 4. I couldn't help but notice your constructive, it seemed very...solid. 5. I'll show you my briefs if you'll show me yours. 6. I have as many contentions as you can handle. 7. Bring that subpoint over here and we'll just see how supportive it is. 8. I'll spread, you extend, and we'll see if we can flow together. 9. I have a rock hard constructive you can try to rebutt, if you have the capacity. 10. So...what are you doing during downtime? |
| Now, it must be noted that these highly potent pickup lines must not be used by any person who does not debate. Even then, we cannot, in conscience, suggest these to anyone but the most desperate debaters. (CXers-not to generalize or anything....) |
| Warning: Do not use during actual debate rounds. |
| Now, if the above bring you no success, it is our opinion that you are beyond help. Perhaps this is why you debate? However, in the interest of second chances, there is another, even more alluring list not yet presented on this site. To aquire it, and perhaps some dating tips in general, e-mail us and we will be glad to help. If there is enough popular demand, we will post the supplemental list as well. |