RIGHT I AM 13 I HATE SCHOOL AND SO DO YOU ...RIGHT?? GOT THAT.I HAVE COMPILED A LIST OF WAYS WHICH HAVE BEEN TRIED AND TESTED AND ONES THAT HAVENT BEEN TRIED.
1.IF YOU HAVE THOSE DRY-WIPE BOARDS AT SCHOOL INSTEAD OF BLACKBOARDS YOU CAN USE A PERMANENT MARKER TO DRAW ON THE BOARD AND IT WON'T COME OFF!!WRITE SOMETHING LIKE "FUCK SCHOOL ANARCHY RULES"
2.FLOOD THE TOILETS BY FLUSHING STUFF LIKE ANOTHER KIDS BAG OF SANDWICHES,HUGE WADS OF TOILET PAPER,AND PENCIL CASE DOWN HAHAHA THIS WILL MAKE THE JANITOR PISSED OFF !
3.IF YOUR TEACHER HAS A WOODEN chair sneak into the class room when no-one is looking and saw half way through two or three of the legs when the sucker sits down they get humiliated and laughed at by everyone
4.if your teacher sends you out of the room for being a little wanker shout "sieg heil!" and salute them in the hitler way
5. while in a computer lesson (i.T) get ants and put them in the cd rom hahaha
6.does your teacher bring a mug of coffee to class ?? well if they do put an insect or some correction fluid in it !!! aaaaaaargh chough chough screeeeem!!!!!
7. after a long sweaty match of football replace someones deoderant with fart spray or silly string !
8.bust an ink cartridge in an expensive text book while no-one is looking
9.at the school photocopier put a black sheet of paper on and scan loads of copies off.this wastes a lot of ink and paper
10.draw a book full of chariactures of your teachers and leave it on a desk...DONT GET CAUGHT OUR TEACHERS WENT FUCKING MENTAL AND EXCLUDED ME AND MY MATE PAUL FOR A WEEK !!!!
11.put posters up at school like..REBEL AGAINST SCHOOL FUCK YOU TEACHERS ARE WANKERS SKINHEADS RULE ETC..glue to wall so it cant easily be removed
12.in a science lab when using a bunsen burner get someones pen and melt it .then throw it at a wall ,it will probably stick due to the melted plastic
13.whist in a test make funny noises but do it discreetly.mumble something like this every ten seconds "ni ni" "meeeeeeeep" or shhhhhhhh
14.eat or chew up your worksheet
15. get some sparklers that kids have(about ten) and then scrape all the stuff off the metal stick put it in a small container then get a piece o of paper .use the paper as a fuse now light the paper and run!!THE RESULT IS A VERY BRIGHT LIGHT (this shit gets really hot and could burn you easily
16.take the files out of a filing cabinet and mix them all up .now they wont know where the fuck anything is!!or you can take the files and burn them
17.steal the class register and burn it
18.shove paper and other shit inside the exhaust of one of the teachers cars exhaust
19.set a firework off in the hall
20.draw all over the walls