NICKNAME: jOe, Joe Da Smurf, Joe The Dragon, Phreak Phace, Phsychotic, Joephis, Joezis, Jahosiphats, G-I-Joe, Joe Cool, Joe Joe, Chick Magnet.
SEX: Male
AGE: 17
BIRTHDATE: March 17th 1984
HOME: Huntsville Alabama
HEIGHT: 5'7"-9," Depends on the scale
WEIGHT: 187
EYE COLOR: Brown
HAIR COLOR: Red/Orange
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Playboy
FAVORITE COLOR: Navy Blue
FAVORITE FRAGRANCE: Polo Sport
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Fight Club
FAVORITE DRINK: H�0
FAVORITE TV SHOW: DragonBall Z, Big O
FAVORITE BOARD GAME: Trivial Pursuit
FAVORITE FOOD(S): Fast
FAVORITE MOVIE: A Better Tomorrow 2
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Football
FAVORITE NUMBER: 84
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET? Don't know
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Solid blue.
WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNIINGS? Go away, it's not day yet because I say so.
WHAT'S ON THE WALLS OF YOUR BEDROOM? Youth Convention 2000 tag, Fine Arts medal, X-P.L.O.I.T.S diploma, NBA Jam Tournament Edition poster, Sega Saturn poster.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? G.I.Joes, Magazines, ancient videogames
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Mostly
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? No!
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? No, that is a stupid question
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE CORRECT KEYS? No
ROLLER COASTERS? Never ridden one
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Vanilla
PEN OR PENCIL? Pilot G-2 07 pen
LEFTY, RIGHTY, OR AMBIDEXTREOUS? Righty
FUTURE SON'S NAME: Fin
FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: Blaine
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Salvation
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR LIVING, WHO WOULD IT BE? Jesus
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? White
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A cross soaked and dripping blood with a crown of thorns around the top
IF YOU COULD GET ANY PIERCING, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Eyebrow ring
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes, all of them sad stories, except for the one about Jesus.
WHAT GRADE ARE YOU IN? 11th, I am behind a grade because i had some big health problems when I was younger.
WHAT ONE PLACE DO YOU WANT TO GO TO? Hong Kong, China
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE STORE? Either Gadzooks, or Suncoast Video.
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX? First I look for signs of intelligence, then I see what kind of person they are, good, bad or annoying. I would be lying if I say looks have nothing to do with it, but they are not everything.
DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? Not right now, hopefully again soon...
DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH, IF SO ON WHO? Yes I certainly do.
DOES YOUR CRUSH KNOW YOU LIKE HER? I think she might suspect it.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SITE? Not really, I believe you can see someone and know you are going to fall in love with them, because you are not in love with them until you really know them.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PRE-MARITAL SEX? Who knows?
WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE? Most all.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? You know it.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO? I like to go to the mall, go bowling, build web pages, think about girls, play video games, and watch movies.
WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT? You want me to choose which one is most? I have had so many it is way too hard to choose.
DESCRIBE YOUR IDEA OF A PERFECT DATE: Any date.p> FAVORITE WORDS AND PHRASES? Dude.
QUOTES? "Do or do not, there is no try." "Life which you so nobley serve comes from destruction, disorder, and chaos." "Owa Tagu Siam" "Know thyself" "To get anywhere in life you have to be persistant" "The only way to live a good life is to act on your emotions" "It is only after we have lost everything, that we are free to do anything" "The things you own end up owning you"
WHAT COLLEGE DO YOU WANT TO ATTEND? University of Alabama, or Virginia College.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE? A hero.
DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? Yes.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT? Football.
HAVE YOU EVER LOVED SOMEONE SO MUCH IT MADE YOU CRY? Yes.
STUFFED ANIMAL OR BLANKET? uhm, neither(animal really)
FAVORITE PLACE TO BE KISSED? I am not sure how this is meant so, one way, I don't know yet, the other, under the stars :-)
FAVORITE HOLLIDAY? Christmas, or Halloween, I just like scaring small children, is that so evil?
FAVORITE SONGS? "Black Balloon" "Iris" "Dizzy" "Come Down" "God Weaps Too" "King or Cripple" "Glycerine" "Smooth Criminal" "Chick Magnet" and anything by Weezer.
FAVORITE SEASON? Winter: snow, cold, snow, and snow.
FAVORITE RESTAURANT, FAST AND NORMAL? Dreamland, Burger King.
FAVORITE PIZZA? Papa John's: Peperonni, sausage, and mushroom.
WHAT FAMOUS PERSON DO PEOPLE SAY YOU LOOK LIKE? Fulton-Mighty Ducks, and Chucky-Child's Play.
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? Rejection, having no real friends, depression.
ARE YOU ATTRACTIVE? I wouldn't know.
DO YOU LIKE YOURSELF? Yes I do like myself, I can understand not liking myself.
FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Mint chocolate chip.
FAVORITE GUM? Bazooka
FAVORITE CHANNEL? Cartoon Network, SciFi, Comedy Central
INSIDE JOKES? "The Japanese are our friends." "Crack?" "Are you a funky monkey?" "Know anything about nuclear fission?" "I don't listen to N'Sync."
POOL, HOT TUB, OR BEACH? Beach, hot tub, then pool.
BLONDES, BRUNETTES, OR REDHEADS? Brunettes.
DAY, OR NIGHT? Night: The moon and stars.
WHO CAN YOU TRUST WITH SECRETS? Jeff Romeo
MOST ROMANTIC PERSON? Me, I hope.
MOST OUTGOING? Jeff
MOST LOVING? Jeff again.
FUNNIEST? Jeff.
LAID BACK? Me.
BEST LOOKING? Katye
GONNA BE FAMOUS? Zack "FUNKY MONKEY" Tieman
GONNA BE A MODEL? Joey, midget apperal
KNOWS YOU THE BEST? I don't think anyone knows me that well.
LOUDEST? Lonnie
MEANEST? Donald, j/k
SUPPORTIVE? Jeff.
WHO DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO TALK TO ABOUT THINGS? Whoever listens.
LAST SAW YOU CRY? Not sure