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| The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. Bumper Sticker |
| All good things in life are either immoral, flattering, or overpriced. Rajawi Kejriwal |
| Why don't they just make the whole plane out of that black box stuff? Steven Wright |
| She had a penetrating sort of laugh... rather like a train going through a tunnel. P.G. Woodhouse |
| I can resist everything except temptation. Oscar Wilde |
| We experience moments absolutely free from worry. These brief respites are called panic. Cullen Hightower |
| When an animal dies, it loses not only it's life, but also it's third dimension Roger M. Knutson |
| We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glowworm. Winston Churchill |
| God made the idiot for practice and then He made the school board. Mark Twain |
| Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. David Letterman |
| I brake for no apparent reason. Bumper Sticker |
| May you live all the days of your life. George Bernard Shaw |
| Only two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein |
| Life is like nothing I've ever seen. Arthur Penn |
| When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. Emo Phillips |
| I went to the mueseum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other mueseums. Steven Wright |
| Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill. Bumper Sticker |
| The road to success is filled with women pushing their husabns along. Thomas R. Dewar |
| You can't hold a man down without staying with him. Booker T. Washington |
| Only the mediocre are always at their best. Giraudoux |
| When a man blames others for his failures, it's a good idea to credit others with his successes. Howard W. Newton |
| We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman... and behind her stands his wife. Groucho Marx |
| We must believe in luck, for how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? Jean Cocteau |
| The greatest accomplishment is not in never falling, but in rising again after you fall. Vince Lombardi |
| Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome. Boooker T. Washington |
| There is a time in the tides of men, which, taken at its flood, leads on to success. On the other hand, don't count on it. T.K. Lawson |
| The successful leader does not talk down to people, he lifts them up. Richard M. Nixon |
| The busiest of living agents are some dead men's thoughts. Christian Bowe |
| I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought. Wilson Mizner |
| Never express yourself more clearly than you think. Neils Bohr |
| Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it all going to end? Stoppard |
| Time is a great teacher but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. Berlioz |
| A truth that is told with bad intent is worse than all the lies you can invent. William Blake |
| Familiarity breeds contempt. How accurate that is. The reason we hold truth in such respect is because we have so little opportunity to get familiar with it. Mark Twain |
| A life without cause is a life without effect. Barbarella |
| When one door closes another door opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us. Alexander Graham Bell |
| Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future. Niels Bohr |
| Never fear shadows. they simply mean that there is a light somwhere nearby. Ruth E. Renkei |
| Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. Henry Ward Beecher |
| To escape criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. Elbert Hubbard |
| Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more. Oscar Wilde |
| There are too many people and too few human beings. Robert Zand |
| A fanatic is a person who won't change his mind or change the topic. Winston Churchill |
| Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel. Unknown |
| The meek shall inherit the earth but not its mineral rights. J. Paul Getty |
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| Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. Oscar Wilde |
| Faith, n-- Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks, without knowledge, of things without parallel. Ambrose Bierce |
| Education, n-- One of the few things a fellow is willing to pay for and not get. Lenoard L. Levinson |
| Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. Victor Borge |
| Experience is not what happens to you; It is what you do with what happens to you. Aldous Huxley |
| We have not lost faith! We just transferred it from God to the medical profession. George Bernard Shaw |
| If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal. Badge |
| Discovery consists in seeing what everyone else has seen and thinking what no one else has thought. Arthur Schopenhauer |
| All truth passes through three stages. First it is ridiculed, second it is violently opposed, third it's accepted as being self-evident. Arthur Schopenhaur |