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Biografissimoso |
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Phonebooth Knifefight is the most hardcore band ever to hardcore dance the earth. Fronted by Johnny Miller Child Killer this band is on its way to domination of the global hardcore scene. Featuring the legendary sass of dethmetal legend Dedward Deth and paradoxical hair of Dr. D.D. Dracula PBKF is the epitome of Hardcore in more ways than can be described in a hastily written bio. |
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Johnny Miller Child Killer- likes long walks on broken glass and is opposed in all ways to vegetables. Hates drug dealers |
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Dedward Deth- likes intravenous drugs, sea, urchins, and tree frogs. He will kill you with his giant mandible, Is a drug dealer. |
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Dr. D.D. Dracula- Has hair from here to there. Likes crawdads and obscure referential homilies that allude to the empyrian obfuscation of colostomy casseroles. Hates unwed chimps. |
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