I mean, really, what's the point in watching Jackass?
They ruined the Dawn of the Dead remake because some MTV born, pot smoking idiot directed it.
Shit, if i directed it, there'd be twice as much violence, but the plot would make sense.
For instance, the U.S. Marines would get a couple of Abrams tanks into the Mall parking lot and start squishing the zombies.
There'd be blood everywhere.
Well, actually, there wouldn't be blood -everywhere, because the blood settles to the lowest part of the body when a creature dies and coagulates, which is why they'd be slow in movement in my version; they're always standing, so the lowest point would be the legs.
But i digress.
It'd coat the ground real nicely if the zombie legs get squished.
Patrons of MTV have to have the most undeveloped brains on the fucking planet.
I've heard about fools who watch an episode of Jackass.....and do the same thing they saw in the show.
I know, why don't i give you some matches and a can of Lysol, and you can do it yourself!
In fact, why don't all you braindead twats who attempt to reenact something you find on Jackass just play Russian Roulette?
With a Glock 27, preferrably.
I mean, it takes the same amount of brains, which is to say, none.
Seriously, go fuck off.
No one cares about your stupid, flat music, your stupid opinions on ANYTHING, and your stupid staged stunts.
Speaking of suicide, why do people do it?
I mean, unless you're going to die from torture and the only way out is to self terminate, i don't see a reason.
"mi life is so horrible im gonna slit mi wrists".
Puh-fucking-leeze, you idiot.
What could have possibly happened to you that would warrant death?
Stop expecting people to pick your lazy ass up when you fall, be a man and get help.
Suicide=failure.
I don't care if your boyfriend dumped your sorry ass(note:You don't need a boyfriend or girlfriend to live life, get over it.).
GET HELP.
At the time of this writing, close to 77,000 people have died from that tsunami in Asia.
Why the fuck should we waste time on parasites like you when there are people like the survivors of the tsunami who need immediate assistance?
That's the other thing...
Why do people try to piss on the U.S.'s reputation by saying we're greedy pigs?
Guess who was one of the first to jump into the fray to help the aforementioned survivors?
That's right, the good old U S of A.
In fact, there's a church right here in Indiana that is going to put it's collected relief fund towards repairing the damage done.
We're giving some of our own resources to help these people, and it's likely that we'll get nothing directly in return.
The point is, this isn't intended for our gain.
Let me post some bits from an article on Yahoo titled "Nations pledge $250m in Tsunami, Quake aid.".
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20041229/ap_on_re_as/tsunami_emergency_aid
"President Bush said the United States, India, Australia and Japan have formed an international coalition to coordinate worldwide relief and reconstruction efforts. He pledged a multifaceted response that goes far beyond the initial U.S. pledge of $35 million, including military manpower and damage surveillance teams in the short term and long-term rebuilding assistance."
"The United States also will divert several U.S. warships and helicopters to the region. Some of the ships will be used to provide fresh drinking water, and can produce up to 90,000 gallons a day, said Joint Chiefs of Staff Director of Operations Lt. Gen. James T. Conway."
How can anyone possibly say that we're greedy when we do things like this?
Idiots.
If you're going to sling mud at the U.S., do us all a favor first.
Break your fingers.
Up next:Metroid Prime 2, a review.