This crap where people aren't supposed to buy things, food or otherwise, for twenty four hours to protest the war in Iraq?
Wow, let's overlook the fact that, whether you like the war in Iraq or not, there are so many people like me who would spend hundreds just to spite you.
Oh, and ignore the fact that there are many who support the war, and wouldn't do it.
Still, i thought that this idea could be shaped into something good, so i came up with another.
---NOT A DAMN DUMB DAY---
The rule is, for twenty four hours, you can't say or do a dumb thing.
It would accomplish a number of things.
[1] - It would utterly destroy the entire member list of PETA.
Not a single PETA member would live another second longer, because without being able to release stupid ideas about tortured animals, which for the slow, is neither feasible nor does it happen, while shamelessly ignoring the death of animals who are killed in harvesting or because of their stupid views about flystrike prevention or the suffering of animals who overpopulate and are born to inbreeding parents and hence have some disability, they would either explode or collapse upon themselves because they'd HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT THE CONTAGIOUS, DISEASE LADEN MANTRA THAT SPEWS FROM THEIR HOLLOW SKULLS AND WOULD REALIZE THEIR OWN HYPOCRISY.
[2]People wouldn't drive like they're jerking themselves off and drinking coffee at the same time.
[3]Liberal assholes who try to shove their porous agenda down my throat would either shut up or melt into puddles.
[4]People would realize that if you can't be cured of your loud mouthed, abrasive attitude and lack of a significant life, you can't be cured of being a homosexual.
[5]People would not argue like idiots, and would not lie just to cover up their lies.
[6]Nor would they constantly accost me when it's obvious that i want to drive a spike through their brain(s), and they would realize that nothing can cover the smell of their cooking cocaine.
[7]In fact, it would be best if people just shut up altogether.
[8]We'd be free of ideas like Not A Damn Dime Day for at least twenty four hours.
You never know, people might get the hint and stop acting like assholes.
E-mail me and tell me that you agree! Together, we can stamp out stupidity for at least one day!