Well, just to be safe, we went and acquired some gallon bottles of water from the Krogers supermarket.
Here is how the dumbassery played out.
I'm standing foremost in line, when this dumb bitch ahead of us does something that, to this day, i have no answer as to why she did it; she placed a plastic bag over her credit card, and then swiped it through the scanner.
She fucked up the scanner because of this.
She looks at the scanner, and then lumbers like a dumbass to the cashier at the U-Scan.
She had no idea why the scanner didn't read it.
Hmmm, i don't know, MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE THE PLASTIC OBSCURED THE BAR THAT HAS TO BE SCANNED, YOU BRAINLESS TWAT.
Thank god the cashier possessed a brain, and could undo the mess Ms. Dumbfuck made.
If i ever see the dumb bitch doing this shit again, with God as my witness i WILL kick her ass.
I have shit to do, you idiot, get out of my way and stop holding up the line.
That reminds me.
Why is it called "U-scan"?
Is it so difficult to add the horrible, feared "y" and "o"?
At least if the idiots at Krogers did, i might not hate them so much.
Really, people, would you rather have departmental memos where people use u, y, and other such retarded wordicide? How about everything in the store shortened so that a retarded dumbass l33t sk8er can read it?
Just add the Y and the O, please.
It'd make you seem a little more professional and less irritating dumbass.
Oh, and kudos to the guys who scribbled "FUCK KROGERS" in bigass letters in plain view of the whole parking lot, that kicked ass.
At least -i- thought it was funny. I wish i'd brought my camera....