| Letter Eight |
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| Dear Ana, In recent times, it has come to my attention that two individuals of the male gender are competing for my affections. While I realize that the pathway of genuine affection does not function in an error proof manner, I'm in a quandry as to how to diffuse the situation. A solution to this problem would be most appreciated. Confused Dear Confused, I had to pull out my dictionary to translate your letter, but I think I know what you mean now. There's two guys that think you're hot stuff and you're not sure what to do about ti. Well, there is one clear answer to that, my dear Confused. Threesome! Or to put it in your language, "My elucidation of this problem is simply that you should engage in sexual intercourse with both of the specimen simultaneously in order to receive the utmost gratification." Ana |