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| Dear Adriana, I need help. I feel like I've been nothing but a crybaby and a push-over lately. I need to toughen up, but I don't know how. Can you help me? Sincerely, Helpless Dear Helpless, Well, yes, you obviously do need help! Give me a break. Even in this letter you're whining me to death, and I don't even know you. Toughen up! Good grief, some people don't have food or water. Or, even worse, they have no fashion catalogues! My traditional method for toughening up is putting this sign up on your mirror "I am a strong, beautiful person and I do not have to listen to what anyone says. I am my only master". Also, sewing your eyelids shut so you can't cry works pretty well. Self-inflicted torture is pretty much a cure-all, though. Sincerely, Adriana To write Agony Aunt Ana, drop a line to [email protected] |