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| Dear Ana. Lately, I've been getting into some pretty dangerous magiks and I think I'm becoming addicted. Nobody knows what I've been doing and I'm too ashamed to tell. How do I stop? I'm afraid someone will get hurt, probably me. I'm very fond of me. Signed, Person on the Verge of Having a Cranial Explosion. Dear Person on the Verge of Having a Cranial Explosion: Jeez Louise, with a name like that, it's no wonder you turned to the magiks. What do people call you for short? Anyways, I see three problems with you, Person on the Verge of Having a Cranial Explosion. 1.) You got into something you can't control. Seriously, how stupid are you? Magik is good and fun, but you don't let yourself get addicted. Any idiot knows that. 2.) You're not telling anyone. Maybe you're some kind of loser with no friends to tell and you don't want to go to the authorities, in which case, you should join a chess club or take up knitting or something. If you actually have friends, you really should tell one of them because maybe they actually care about you or something and will care and try to help you. Or something equally bizarre. 3.) The quote "I'm afraid someone will get hurt, probably me. I'm very fond of me" suggests that you're self-destructive and yet you're vain. That is a very strange combination. I bet no one likes you very much, do they? Have you considered therapy? Maybe you have some sort of childhood trauma. Either way, the magik will probably control you and you'll end up either evil or dead. Good luck with that. Signed, Ana To write Agony Aunt Ana, drop a line to [email protected] |