| Phoenix Fighters Live in Concert Part 1 By Rinault TRACK LIST Shot in the Dark - Cecilia Close My Eyes Forever - Valero/Amorette I Feel So Pretty - Philip I Just Want You - Rinault Love Machine - Kazuo Stayin' Alive - Shawn I'm a Little Tea Pot - Camilia Material Girl - Adriana A curtain hangs over the stage, the crowd is filled with fans from all over the realm, suddenly a voice screams, and guitars whine, the curtain drops to reveal Cecilia pumping her arm in the Air, Jesse (somehow) expertly playing a guitar, Rinault on Bass, and Pfalz on the drums, Cecilia claps her hands in the air, then raises the Mic to her lips Cecilia : I'm out on the street's, I'm stalking the night I can hear my heavy breathin' paid for the kill, but it doesent seem right Something there i can't believe in.. Voices are calling from inside my head Cecilia paces the stage, and continues singing, a slight smirk on her face Cecilia: I can hear them! I can hear them! Vanishing Memories of things that were said You can't try to hurt me Noooooooooooooooow Cecilia begins to hop lightly as the chorus approaches Cecilia: But a shot in the darrrk Come on! Crowd/Cecilia: One Step away from you Cecilia: Shot in the Daaaark Not a thing that you can do Shot in the Daaaark Always Creeping up on youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ......alright! Cecilia runs off stage, and grabs a pale of water, she runs back on, and throws it into the crowd, then does a frog leap, and bobs her head, she raises the mic to her lips again.. Cecilia: Taught by the powers that preach over me I can hear their empty reason... But I didnt listen, I learned how to fight I opened up my mind to treason But just like the wounded and when it's too late They'll remember! They'll Surrender! Never a care for the people who hate UNDERESTIMATE ME NOWWWW But a shot in the Daaark One Step away from you! Shot in the Daaark, Not a thing that you can do Shot in the Daaark, always creeping up on you.............alright At this point the Solo Starts, Jesse plays expertly as do Rin and Pfalz, who throws one of the drum sticks in the air, and catches it as it falls, the solo ends, and Ceci prepares to close the song Cecilia: But just like the wounded and when it's too late They'll Remember! They'll surrender! Never a care for the people who hate. Under-es-ti-mate me nooooooooooooow But a shot in the Daaaaaark, ONE STEP AWAY FROM YOU Shot in the Daaaaaaark, NOT A THING THAT YOU CAN DO Shot in the Daaaaaaaaaaaark, Always creeping on Youuuuuuuu You're Just a Shot in the Daaark You're Just a Shot in the Daaaark The instrumentalists quickly end this song, and take their own bows, Aeq raises his arm to the crowd, and gracefully bows offstage Valero and Amorette walk onstage at this time, hand in hand, of course, carrying Mics, Jesse opens the song Amorette: Baby, I get so scared inside and I don't really understand Is it love that's on my mind or is it fantasy Valero: Heaven, is in the palm of my hand, and it's waiting here for you What am I supposed to do with a childhood tragedy If I close my eyes forever Will it all remain unchanged If I close my eyes forever Will it all remain the same Valero: Sometimes it's hard to hold on So hard to hold on to my dreams It isn't always what it seems When you're face to face with me Amorette:You're like a dagger And you stick me in the heart And taste the blood from my blade And when we sleep would you shelter me In your warm and dark embrace. If I close my eyes forever Will it all remain unchanged If I close my eyes forever Will it all remain the same Amorette :Will you ever take me Val: No, I just can't take the pain Amorette: But would you ever trust me Val: No, I'll never feel the same...Ohh. Amorette: I know I've been so hard on you. I know Ive told you lies. If i could have just one more wish. I'd wipe the cobwebs from my eyes. If I close my eyes forever Will it all remain unchanged If I close my eyes forever Will it all remain the same Val :Close your eyes Close your eyes you gotta close your eyes..... for me. As they lean in for a kiss to end the song, our beloved Bassist runs over, and gets them in a group hug, then shoves them offstage, he then runs back over, and scoops the bass guitar up.. To the horror of our instrumentalists, and the crowd, Phil walks onstange in a pink jumpsuit with Ana, Trista, and Eris....The music is supplied by an unknown source Philip I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright! And I pity Any girl who isn't me tonight. I feel charming, Oh, so charming It's alarming how charming I feel! And so pretty That I hardly can believe I'm real. See the pretty girl in that mirror there: Who can that attractive girl be? Such a pretty face, Such a pretty dress, Such a pretty smile, Such a pretty me! I feel stunning And entrancing, Feel like running and dancing for joy, For I'm loved By a pretty wonderful boy! GIRLS Have you met my good friend Maria, The craziest girl on the block? You'll know her the minute you see her, She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock. She thinks she's in love. She thinks she's in Spain. She isn't in love, She's merely insane. It must be the heat Or some rare disease, Or too much to eat Or maybe it's fleas. Keep away from her, Send for Chino! This is not the Maria we know! Modest and pure, Polite and refined, Well-bred and mature And out of her mind! At this point, our beloved Philip displays his Ballet...er..Skills..I think? Phil I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty That the city should give me its key. A committee Should be organized to honor me. GIRLS La la la la . . . Phil I feel dizzy, I feel sunny, I feel fizzy and funny and fine, And so pretty, Miss America can just resign! GIRLS La la la la . . . Phil See the pretty girl in that mirror there: GIRLS What mirror where? Phil Who can that attractive girl be? GIRLS Which? What? Where? Whom? Phil Such a pretty face, Such a pretty dress, Such a pretty smile, Such a pretty me! GIRLS Such a pretty me! ALL I feel stunning And entrancing, Feel like running and dancing for joy, For I'm loved By a pretty wonderful boy! Philip blows Kisses and walks offstage with the girl, there is no applause, or anything..the crowd has been stunend to silence, hurriedly Kazuo runs onstange with a mic in his hand, our musicians shake the sick feeling in their stomach, and start the song Kazuo:Ladies, you're damn right You can't read a man's mind We're living in two tribes And heading for war Well, nobody's perfect We all gotta work it But fellas, we're worth it So don't break the law Kazuo begins to thrust his hips toward the crowd, we note a blatant look of distaste on Rinault's face Kazuo:Your call's late, big mistake You gotta hang about in limbo for as long as I take Next time, read my mind And I'll be good to you We're gift-wrapped kitty Kats, We're only turning into tigers when we gotta fight back Let's go, Eskimo Out into the blue.... Come take my hand, understand that you can, You're my man & I need you tonight Come make my dreams Honey, hard as it seems Loving me is as easy as pie (Aii) I'm just a Love Machine Feeding my fantasy Give me a kiss or three & I'm fine I need a squeeze a day 'Stead of this negligee What will the neighbours say this time Kazuo kneels on the stage, and begins to blow kisses while singing, a dozen roses are dropped by him, he hands 11 out, and saves one I've been going crazy while you sleep Searching for a language that the 2 of us can speak So, Mr. prehistoric make your wheel & I'll breathe underwater cos I like the way it feels Your call's late, big mistake You gotta hang about in limbo for as long as I take Next time, read my mind And I'll be good to you We're gift-wrapped kitty Kats, We're only turning into tigers when we gotta fight back Let's go, Eskimo Out into the blue.... Come take my hand, understand that you can, You're my man & I need you tonight Come make my dreams Honey, hard as it seems Loving me is as easy as pie (Aii) I'm just a Love Machine Feeding my fantasy Give me a kiss or three & I'm fine I need a squeeze a day 'Stead of this negligee What will the neighbours say this time? Oh, it's very new Can anybody tell me what to do Oh, this feeling's very strange Can anybody tell me what's your game (Oh) A little education (Oh) To kick your motivation (Oh) We'll turn the situation round (Oh) Cos I don't wanna change ya (Oh) Making you a stranger (Oh) I'll only re-arrange ya for now (Oh) I'm just a Love Machine (Oh, To kick you motivation (Oh) I'm just a Love Machine (Oh) I'm just a love machine (Oh, To kick you motivation (Oh) I'm just a Love Machine (Ooh, ooh, ooh) Kazuo hands the last rose to a petite sheikah woman, known to pretty much all as Zil. Rinault, being, well, him, loses it, and runs up behind Kazuo, hitting him upside the head with the guitar, Kazuo falls offstage, out cold, frustrated, Rin grabs the mic, and speaks Rinault: alright, one, it looks like it's my turn, and, two. Next person i see hitting on Zil, or my Sister tastes more Bass...hehe...that rhymed..anyways, heres a song called "I Just Want You" The song opens with an organ being played somewhere offstage, the guitars pic up, Rin playing the bass while singing Rin:There are no unlockable doors There are no unwinable wars There are no unrightable wrongs Or unsignable songs There are no unbeatable odds There are no believable gods There are no unnameable names Shall I say it again, yeah Rin steps back, joining Jesse in the bit of instrumentals, then gets back to the mic, and continues Rin: There are no impossible dreams There are no invisible seams Each night when the day is through I don’t ask much I just want you I just want you With Each you, he points offstage at Zil, a slight smile coming to his face Rin There are no uncriminal crimes There are no unrhymable rhymes There are no identical twins or Forgivable sins There are no incurable ills There are no unkillable thrills One thing and you know it’s true, I don’t ask much I just want you I just want you I just want you I just want you Rin head bangs lightly as the solo picks up, then puts all he has into the next line of vocals Rin: I’m sick and tired of bein’ sick and tired I used to go to bed so high and wired, yeah - yeah, yeah, yeah I think I’ll buy myself some plastic water I guess I should have married Natho’s daughter, yeah - yeah, yeah, yeaaaaaaaah!!!! The Solo is now in full swing, Rin moves to Jesse and plays side by side with him, clicking the base of their guitars together, Rin runs back to the mic to finish the song Rin :There are no unachievable goals There are no unsaveable souls No legitimate kings or queens, do You know what I mean? yeah There are no indisputable truths And there ain’t no fountain of youth Each night when the day is through, I don’t ask much I just want you I just want you I just want you I just want you I just want you I just want you. Yeah, yeah, yeah I just want you I just want you, Hell, yeah I just want you. Yeah, yeah, yeah I just want you, hey I just want you I just want you Rin raises the mic, and grins a bit, then hops off stage, and kisses Zil lightly, they head backstage as Shawn slinks on, he grins, then waits for Rin to return, who picks up his Bass Guitar, and waits, the song starts and Shawn treats us to his.....um......amazing vocal abilities? Shawn: Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, i'm a woman's man, no time to talk, Music loud and women warm i've been kicked around since i' Was born It's alright It's okay, you may look the other way, we can try to understand, How the new york times effects a man whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother you're Stayin' Alive Stayin' Alive Feel the city breakin' and Everybody's shakin' and we're just Stayin' Alive Stayin' Alive The crowd cringes.. Shawn: AH HA HA HA Stayin' Alive Stayin' Alive AH HA HA H-- Jesse, wincing due to his advanced hearing, can stand no more, he runs up behind Shawn, grabs him, and throws him offstage..the crowd erupts in applause a Small child skips on stage, a big red bow in her hair, wearing a pretty pink gown, she rushes Rin, and clamps a hug on him, he hugs back, smiling, then hands her a mic, and kneels by her, playing the bass as she sings Cammie: I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle here is my spout Cammie makes the motions, the crowd erupts in an AWWWEEE Cammie: When I get steamed up, here me shout Tip me over and pour me out!! Cammie curtsies cutely, and the crowd melts and applauds, she clamps another quick hug on her father, then skips offstage At this time Ana comes on stage, smiling prettily, the band begins to play, putting a tad bit more effort into it for their grand leader Adriana: Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me I think they're O.K. If they don't give me proper credit I just walk away They can beg and they can plead But they can't see the light, that's right 'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash Is always Mister Right, 'cause we are Living in a material world And I am a material girl You know that we are living in a material world And I am a material girl Some boys romance, some boys slow dance That's all right with me If they can't raise my interest then I Have to let them be Some boys try and some boys lie but I don't let them play Only boys who save their pennies Make my rainy day, 'cause they are Living in a material world And I am a material girl You know that we are living in a material world And I am a material girl Living in a material world (material) Living in a material world Living in a material world (material) Living in a material world Boys may come and boys may go And that's all right you see Experience has made me rich And now they're after me, 'cause everybody's Living in a material world And I am a material girl You know that we are living in a material world And I am a material girl A material, a material, a material, a material world Living in a material world (material) Living in a material world She smiles again, and curtsies, the crowd bursts into applause as she leaves stage, |