BLUE DUCK PROUDLY PRESENTS:
A Collection of House-isms
"Nobel invented dynamite. I won't accept his blood money."
"How does someone just start drooling? Chase, were you wearing your short shorts?"
"In this universe effect follows cause. I've complained about it, but..."
"Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I'm that good."
"Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though if you jumble it up."
"Hostility makes me shrink up like a... I can't think of a non-sexual metaphor."
"Candy canes? Are you mocking me?"
"Just because it's inexplicted doesn't mean it's inexplicable."
"I was curious. Since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous."
"Everything's conditional. You just can't always anticipate the conditions."
"Could we get off my screw-ups and focus on theirs? Theirs are bigger."
"I've been a doctor for years. Why do I have to keep assuring people I know what I'm doing?"
"I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are."
"I'm supposed to be teaching you. If I can do that without listening, more power to me."
"So, what's killing him? And who shares my suspicions that the Yankees are somehow involved?"
"Come on, there's no reason you both can't be wrong."
"I asked what you would do. It seems unfair for you to ask me what you would do."
"Do I have to spell it out for you? Pheochromocytoma. Actually, I'm not sure how you spell it."
"I love when you do both sides of the conversation. It's like white noise, it's very peaceful."
"I know you're in there. I can hear you caring."
"Lungs, skin...skin, lungs... Sklungs?"
"Isn't it interesting? Religious behavior is so close to being crazy that we can't tell them apart."
"Gotta go. Building full of sick people. If I can hurry, maybe I can avoid them."
"You anti-semantic bastard!"
"He's teaching prepubescent kids that truth matters, God doesn't, and life sucks. I like him."