You say: "He's a french fry short of a "Happy Meal"."
You mean: He just ain't right.
You say: "She's a sandwich short of a picnic."
You mean: She is insane.
You say: "Couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel."
You mean: Not very smart.
You say: "If brains were gasoline, he wouldn't have enough to run a piss ant's go-kart around the inside of a donut!"
You mean: He's not so bright!
You say: "If you had a brain you'd be dangerous!"
You mean: That was a really dumb stunt; you're an idiot.
You say: "Born on a Wednesday, looking both ways for Sunday."
You mean: A lazy person.
You say: "Couldn't fall off a fence in a windstorm."
You mean: He's useless.
You say: "We were so poor we couldn't pay attention."
You mean: We didn't have any money.
You say: "You're gonna shuffle the tits off the queen!"
You mean: The cards are probably shuffled well enough.
You say: "I'm flabbergasted."
You mean: I'm surprised, I am all mixed up.
You say: "I looked all over Hell and Creation."
You mean: I looked everywhere.
You say: "Does a snake have an ass?"
You mean: No, you may not.
You say: "If you were born to be shot, you'll never drown."
You mean: Don't worry about things you can't change.
You say: "When you gotta go, you gotta go, and if you don't go when you gotta go, when you do go, you might find out you already went."
You mean: The bathroom is over there.
You say: "Don't get your Irish up!"
You mean: Don't get mad.
You say: "I'm about to cloud up and rain all over you!"
You mean: Look out! You are making me mad.
You say: "Between you and me and the fencepost..."
You mean: Don't tell anyone, but...
You say: "Fifty two skadoo."
You mean: Cool.
You say: "I'll do it when hell freezes over."
You mean: I won't do it.
