Alabama: Yes, we have electricity!
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos can't be wrong!
Arizona: But it's a dry heat
Arkansas: Literacy ain't everything
California: By 30 our women have more plastic than your Honda
Colorado: If you don't ski, don't bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, only the Kennedy's don't own it yet
Delaware: We really do like the chemicals in our water
Florida: Ask us about our grandkids!
Georgia: We put the "fun" in fundamentalist extremism
Hawaii: Death to mainland scum, but leave your money
Idaho: More than just potatoes...well, okay, we're not, but the potatoes sure are real good
Illinois: Please don't pronounce the "s"
Indiana: 2 billion years tidal wave free
Iowa: We do amazing things with corn
Kansas: First of the rectangle states
Kentucky: Five million people, fifteen last names
Louisiana: We're not ALL drunk Cajun wackos, but that's our tourism campaign
Maine: We're really cold, but we have cheap lobster
Maryland: If you can dream it, we can tax it
Massachusetts: Our taxes are lower than Sweden's (for most tax brackets)
Michigan: First line of defense from the Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 lakes...and 10,000,000,000,000 mosquitos
Mississippi: Come and feel better about your own state
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief dollars at work
Montana: Land of the big sky, the Unabomber, right-wing crazies, and very little else
Nebraska: Ask about our State Motto Contest!
Nevada: Whores and poker
New Hampshire: Go away and leave us alone
New Jersey: You want a ##$%## motto? I got yer ##$%## motto right here!
New Mexico: Lizards make excellent pets
New York: You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney...
North Carolina: Tobacco is a vegetable
North Dakota: We really are one of the 50 states
Ohio: At least we're not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like the play, only no singing
Oregon: Spotted owl...it's what's for dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook with coal
Rhode Island: We're not REALLY an island
South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We didn't actually surrender
South Dakota: Closer than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si, hablo Ingles
Utah: Our Jesus is better than your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who says government stiffs and slackjaw yokels don't mix
Washington: Help! We're overrun by nerds and slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna be Mayor?
West Virginia: One big happy family...Really!
Wisconsin: Come cut the cheese
Wyoming: Where men are men...and the sheep are scared!
