THINGS SAID IN COURT
(these are word for word)

Q: "What is your date of birth?"
A: "July 15th."
Q: "What year?"
A: "Every year."


Q: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
A: "He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: "And why did that upset you?"
A: "My name is Susan."


Q: "And where was the location of the accident?"
A: "Approximately milepost 499."
Q: "And where is milepost 499?"
A: "Probably between milepost 498 and 500."


Q: "Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?"
A: "Yes, sir."
Q: "What did she say?"
A: "What disco am I at?"


Q: "Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"


Q: "The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?"


Q: "Were you present when your picture was taken?"


Q: "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"


Q: "Did he kill you?"


Q: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"


Q: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"


Q: "How many times have you committed suicide?"


Q: "So the date of the conception (of the baby) was August 8th?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "And what were you doing at that time?"


Q: "She had three children, right?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "How many were boys?"
A: "None."
Q: "Were there any girls?"



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