SAYINGS ABOUT AND OF COMPUTERS
By a Pentium Pro so you can reboot faster.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
C:/WINDOWS/ C:/WINDOWS/GO C:/PC/CRAWL
C:/DOS C:/DOS/RUN RUN/DOS/RUN
Best file compression around: "DEL*.*" == 100% compression
The definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"?
Access denied -- nah nah na nah nah!
C:/> Bad command or filename! Go stand in the corner!
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
