Italy 2001 – The Tour

 

October 4, en route to Milan. 

 

Our flight from Chicago to Milan leaves pretty much on schedule.  Katie and I are embarking on a bit of an experiment, since this is our first experience with a tour group.  We’re using the Rick Steves Europe Through the Backdoor group, which advertises itself as an alternative to the big tours, with small groups (no more than 26), and a focus on seeing Europe as a European would.  That means smallish family-owned hotels, lots of walking and hiking, and a promise to keep things low-key and upbeat.  Their motto is “no grumps!”.  Rick himself is a regular on our local PBS station, and Katie and I met him in person earlier this year.  So in many ways, this should be OK, but there are some things that Rick can’t control, in particular, the people who will be accompanying us.  One weirdo or malcontent can bring the whole trip down.  So, we’re a little bit uncertain.

 

Katie is a nervous flyer, so she is trying out a mild tranquilizer that her doctor recommended.  10 minutes into the flight she is out like a light, which is nice – I normally spend a great deal of the flight making reassuring sounds.  I attempt to sleep as well, but the night is short, and before we know it, we’re landing in Milan at 9:15 AM local time (they’re 9 hours ahead of us, so only midnight SD time!). 

 

October 5, Milan, Varenna

 

We meet our tour in Varenna at 5 PM, so we have some time to kill.  One of the features of Rick’s tours is a strong emphasis on packing light; in fact, the goal is to carry everything we could possible need in one pack or suitcase.  The benefit of this is already apparent – we did not check any luggage – so we shoulder our packs and grab a bus to the downtown railroad station.  A long hour later, we arrive in downtown Milan.  It’s a big city, very bustling and filled with traffic, graffiti, scooters, industry, and the usual salacious billboards.  The train station was built under Mussolini’s regime, so characteristically, it looks like something out of the Batman movies.  We navigate through the crowds, trying to decipher which line to get into for our Varenna tickets.  We’re lucky the first try, and search for the next goal, a place to check our bags for a few hours.  Our intention is to grab a subway to one of Milan’s key sights, their immense cathedral.  I finally find the checkroom, and to my dismay, the line to check baggage is at least 50 persons long.  The long arm of terrorism has spooked Italy as well, apparently.  Every bag is being screened and searched – this is not the way to go.  So, we reluctantly forego the Duomo visit and grab the next train to Varenna.

 

Varenna is on Lake Como, about an hour Northeast of Milan.  The logic of starting the tour here is to give everyone a place to unwind and overcome jet lag before the push into busy Italy.  We find our stop without much trouble, and wander by foot into the little town, remarking on the tranquility of the lake and how much the weather is like San Diego.  The hotel we’re supposed to check into (somewhat alarmingly a one-star) is apparently full, so we are directed to Albergo Milano, “just around the corner and up the stairs”.  The stairs in question are steep, uneven, and endless.  So this is a Rick Steves hotel….  Actually, the Milano is a 3-star affair, all 9 rooms of it.  We get an upstairs room with a nice left-hand view of the lake off our tiny balcony.  The church bells ring out the hour, and we share a smile.  Welcome to Italy!

 

Five PM finds us down in the main town area in a little restaurant with a nice tented outdoor seating area.  It is here that our tour group meets for the first time.  At first glance, the people all look pretty normal, so we relax and start making introductions.  Eventually, our tour guide, Brad McEwen, brings us to order and we all listen up.  He welcomes us, and tells us something about himself.  He lives about 5 minutes away from Varenna, and leads tours about 240 days a year.  He obviously loves Italy, and wouldn’t live anywhere else.  He grew up in Southern California, so his grasp of American culture remains current.  He clearly has a good sense of humor, and loves to talk.  He introduces our assistant guide, Kathy Reno, who is in training and will take care of a lot of the behind the scenes stuff.  Then each of us introduce ourselves and we start to get a sense of the personalities around us.  There are 11 couples and one single traveler, and the age range appears to be about 40 to 70.  Everyone appears fit and ready to roll, so Brad asks us to pick a “buddy” who cannot be our spouse.  During the tour, we will often do a buddy check, which is a quick way to determine if anyone is missing without going through a laborious count each time.  Mine is Jack Moody, who lives in Rochester, NY, which is pretty close to Auburn, where I grew up.  Katie picks Debbie Kirsch, who lives in the NYC area.  We have a little wine, some lasagna, and top it off with Italy’s dessert claim to fame, gelato.  It is as good as advertised – so we climb the steps to our hotel room and crash.

 

October 6, Varenna

 

Within sight of Varenna across the lake is Bellagio, forever linked to Las Vegas in our minds, but we’re determined to see what inspired our favorite Vegas hotel.  We have two all-day ferry passes in hand, so we head for the docks and try to figure out what boat to take.  The schedule is a riot of color codes, times, directions, languages, boat numbers, and types.  Very interesting, but completely unhelpful, so we just ask.  “A Bellagio?”  “Si.”  Moments later, we dock at the foot of this little town, which is just as quaint as expected.  We wander around town, checking out the shops, and realize that many different cultures are represented here.  At lunch we play “guess the American” and hit about 75%.  Play “guess the terrorist” and hit zero. 

 

We stroll off after lunch and walk to Punta Spartivento.  Bellagio is surrounded on 3 sides by Lake Como, since the lake splits into two legs, like an inverted “Y”.  This, the tip of Bellagio, provides pristine views of the lake from a little park.  Punta Spartivento means “point that divides the wind”.  Kate and I redub it Point for Breaking Wind.  Wandering back through town, we stumble into some local culture, a local dog show.  Much woofing, barking, yipping, and yapping, and that was just the tourists.  We grab a likely boat back to Varenna and settle at our hotel for a glass of bubbly.  Unfortunately, the only English speaking person at the hotel (the daughter) is away so we get Pop.  I ask for a beer and glass of wine for Kate and we get a bottle of each.  After much mimicking, we get the glass concept down and kick back.  The church bells ring out the Angelus (it’s late afternoon Saturday), and we are reminded that Italy is a Catholic country.  Just how Catholic is an interesting question.  

 

Tonight we have our first group dinner, and as the chairs fall, we end up with Kathy, the assistant guide.  She’s about our age, we think, and just getting started in the guide biz.  Not as outgoing as Brad, but loves to travel, and knows all about Architecture.  Interesting journey through life to find oneself doing guided tours of Italy, but hey, it does have a certain appeal. 

 

October 7, to the Dolomites

 

Up at 7 AM – ouch.  Katie is dragging, the dreaded second night insomnia.  I slept OK, but not great, and left my shampoo and a T-shirt at the hotel as a result.  If this keeps up, I’ll be naked and dirty by Rome.  Outside the hotel, we meet our bus, a 53-seat Belgian coach, and we clamber in, finding a seat on the right-hand side.  Brad assumes the guide position up front and takes up the hand mike.  He talks about Italian history, trivia, geography, topography, geology, plumbing, bidets, politics, and everything else.  Luckily, he’s very articulate and knows his stuff, and he can be funny, so it’s not that bad.  But I felt a bit like I did during 8 AM Philosophy class at Santa Clara.  Good teacher, good material, brain in neutral.  So unlike Santa Clara, I shut my eyes and snooze.

 

Our first stop is a roadside AutoGrille, a massive freeway exit, Ho-Jo type establishment that sells everything from food to videos to clothes to wine to whatever.  A mini K-Mart.  Since breakfast was pathetic (an Italian constant, it seems), I buy a mixed fruit pack and a Coke.  Then back to the bus and off to Verona, home of Romeo and Juliet for you Shakespeare fans.  Verona is an old Roman town stuck out on a big peninsula formed by the river Adige.  As such it is highly protected, needing only a wall on the land side to fully lock it away.  The bus parks, we disembark, and Brad leads us to the old Roman arena, and then on to the traditional site of Juliet’s balcony.  If you squint correctly, ignore the graffiti, and abandon common sense, yup, it’s the balcony alright.

 

Since lunch time is upon us and never is lunch skipped when yours truly travels, Kate and I grab some sandwiches (panini) and Coke Light and eat lunch by the Arena. The day is cloudy, but just right temperature-wise, so we enjoy the people watching.  Sunday means few stores open, so we gradually make our way back to the bus pick-up point.  The other folks are slowly becoming individuals, and once shy smiles are now grins of recognition.

 

On to Bolzano, an unscheduled stop.  Why?  To see the famous 5000 year old “Ice-Man”, discovered only 10 years ago by a couple on a day hike in the Alps just a few miles away during a very warm summer.  He was initially taken to Innsbruck by the Austrians, but once he was discovered to be so old, the Italians asked for him back.  The Austrians resisted, and the press had a field day.  

Austria: “You’ll thaw him out.” 

Italy: “Will not.” 

Austria: “Then you’ll lose him.” 

Italy: “No way.” 

Austria: “You’ll screw it up, somehow, because you’re Italians.”

Italy: “Stuff it in your lederhosen.”  Etc., etc.

 

So after an international geologic survey was conducted to prove that Ice Man was definitely found in Italy (true), he ends up in Bolzano.  The Italians built a beautiful museum to house old Itzi (as he’s called here) and spent several million to show up the Austrians.  And there he is, all 5’4” of him, laid out in a refrigerated vault for all to see, with nary a stitch to cover his leathery self.  Cool.  More critical was the stuff found with him – actual clothes, arrows, bow, hatchet, shoes, undies, food, all just as well preserved and show cased in the museum.  To show those Austrians, they even have a display case for two kernels of corn found in his robe.  I am impressed, and I’m French. 

 

Finally, back to the bus and off to Kastelruth in the Dolomites.  Most of us don’t associate Italy with mountains, but here we go, climbing up and up through fog and mist to the Alpe di Siusi, a large expanse of mountain meadow about 4000 feet up, surrounded by some large peaks and many ski resorts.  Many gasping turns later, we find ourselves at the Pension Seelaus, a very cozy (in the best way) hotel all to ourselves.  A late, full dinner, a delicious German beer, and crash city.

 

October 8, Alpe di Siusi

 

Despite the altitude, we slept well and greet a nice sunny day.  A real breakfast is laid out due to our proximity to Austria, so I scarf down cereal, fruit, croissants, and other goodies.  Our good mood is somewhat subdued however, by the news that we have started bombing action in Afghanistan.  We are perfectly safe here, of course, but we feel our isolation.  There’s no TV, no Internet, no English newspapers – at least, not until we get to Venice.  Oddly enough, the news brings our group together even tighter – we’re a little USA right here in the middle of Europe.

 

Brad releases us to Kathy for a “moderate” hike through the countryside.  Beautiful vistas greet us at every turn, and the hike, though long – about 6 miles – is never steep.  The gorgeous scenery, budding camaraderie among our group, and the bounding enthusiasm of a German Shepherd dog (Rex) that belongs to the family who owns our hotel, brings smiles to us all.  We eat lunch in a little village at the foot of a steep slope.  The restaurant has outdoor seating, so we settle in some comfortable chairs and watch Rex chase the birds around the building.  Kate and I are joined by Jack (my buddy) and Jean Moody, and we begin to learn about each other.  As we chat, Jack and I discover that we are both involved in prison ministry, he at Attica, me in San Diego.  You have no idea how rare this is!  Most people blanch at the thought of entering a prison, let alone getting to know the inmates.  To find a guy called to the same ministry, let alone on a tour in Europe, strikes as both as a little unusual! 

 

Tonight we introduce our “buddy” to the group at dinner.  Debbie introduces Katie “in rhyme”, which impresses everyone.  You’ll have to check out her diary to see what she said.  Jack and I mention our prison experiences, somewhat tongue in cheek, of course.  A little more wine, then off to bed, for tomorrow we go to Venice!

 

October 9, Venice

 

Somewhat to our chagrin, the plan today calls for a scenic drive through the Dolomites as we make our way down to sea level.  We’d rather go to Venice NOW.  But I’m not driving the bus, so Katie pops some Dramamine and off we go.  Our driver is really a master at his craft, and he negotiates hairpin turns with aplomb.  Brad gives us an ecology, geology, skiing, mountaineering lecture which is interesting for awhile.  A picnic lunch livens us up a bit, and finally, we hit the Autostrade for the last 50 miles into Venice.

 

Venice is an absurd idea, born out of a need for a tribe of people in 800 AD to escape barbarian raids by building their village way out on a sandbar in a lagoon.  To their amazement, the idea worked.  Thus protected, the town grew, with painstaking work, built on thousands of wooden pylons hammered into the mud by hand.  The tribe grew, took advantage of their primo location on the Adriatic Sea, and became master traders and bankers.  From 1100 to 1500, Venice was the most important, wealthiest city in the world. Today it is crumbling, many houses abandoned, but the absurd idea remains an absolutely incredible place.  Kate and I are immediately entranced by the water, architecture, shopping, and age of it all.  We’re grinning like little kids at Disneyland.

 

Our hotel, a small pension off the Rialto bridge, was built in 1218, so clearly a little on the ancient side.  Obviously, a couple of remodeling efforts have brought it up to modern times.  Our room overlooks an ominous sight, a market area.  Hmm.  But it’s quiet now.  Brad takes us down winding streets, pointing out interesting shops and restaurants, all the time aiming for St. Mark’s Square.  Since there are no cars, motorbikes, or scooters allowed, Venice reminds us of a huge shopping mall – only it’s real, not Disney-real.  The little bridges, canals, gondolas, and motor boats are quaint, silly, but authentic.  “Now,” says Brad, “it’s ooh and ahh time” and into St. Mark’s Square we go.  He’s right.  We spin around like open-mouthed tops, drinking in the remarkable atmosphere.  Late afternoon sun glints off the façade of St. Mark’s Church, the bell tower, the milling crowds, the bazillion pigeons.  The sounds of lilting music, Broadway tunes of all things, wafts from two different cafes on either side of the square.  Brad sets us free for dinner with instructions to be back at the Square at 8:45 PM for a treat.

 

So we hook up with Henry and Caroline Brau, a retired couple from Connecticut and settle on pizza for dinner.  Gourmet dining is not for us, I guess.  Turns out that Henry is a retired Lutheran pastor, so we had a delightful time comparing Church traditions and experiences.  Lutherans and Catholics are so close in so many ways – we have much to learn from each other.  It’s still early, so we double-track down a couple of alleys to an Internet café I saw on the way.  These are great inventions – basically you “rent” a PC by the minute and you can do as much Net surfing as you like.  Katie and I both have Internet e-mail accounts with Hotmail, so we quickly log in and discover that yes indeed, we can send and receive messages with all of our family and friends.  Immediately we feel a palpable connection with the rest of the world, and it’s fun to send a couple of e-mails from Venice.  A couple of bucks later, we head out and back to the Square for our treat.

 

Sure enough, Brad has arranged for an evening gondola ride for us all.  As it turns out, it’s Malca Giblin’s birthday, so she gets the first boat seat of honor.  With six to a boat, we use up 4 gondolas (Brad and Kathy hold back), and to top it off, a guy with an accordion hops in with a singer.  We swirl down a side canal, the gondoliers ducking under the low bridges, and we’re all giggling and looking around in wonder.  You really get a sense of the ancient splendor of the buildings, and the incredible challenge of Venice.  Virtually no one lives in the bottom floors because of constant flooding, so you feel like you’re moving through a ghost town until you realize that all of the lights are on in the upper floors.  Our crooner is belting out Italian hits to the accompaniment of our accordionist.  People stop on the bridges to watch us pass and applaud for the singer.  We enter the Grand Canal and link boats side by side, like a quadruple pontoon boat.  To the tune of “Volare” we skull down the canal dodging water taxis.  By a fluke piece of bad luck, a rogue wake splashes up between two of the gondolas and douses me pretty good.  I react like it’s Alien acid blood (the water is a little bit disgusting), but what the hey, it’s only sewage.  We eventually do a U-turn and head back to our dock, and log one more for the memory book.  I squish back to the hotel with Kate, who continues to grin like a school girl.

 

October 10, Venice

 

Well, the market under our window does indeed open bright and early, like 5 AM, but we’re all fired up about seeing Venice, so we charge out ready to roll.  We meet up with a local guide for a backdoor tour of Venice, and she takes us down back streets and alleys, pointing out interesting architecture, churches, and various lines on buildings that show how high the water rises in winter.  We end up at a glass factory, since Venice is known for its glass art, and we get the full tourist treatment.  Actually, it’s quite fascinating to watch a guy take a hunk of molten glass and whip up a prancing pony in two shakes.  But the real treat is the showroom of spectacular vases, glasses, bowls, and other beautifully decorated objets d’art.  Since Kate and I have this small vase collection going, we opt for a nice example of the craft and stow it away in my backpack (very well wrapped indeed!).  We move out on our own from there, and check out the Doge’s Palace, the Accademia museum, St. Mark’s cathedral, and a few hundred stores.  The crowds are building up to impressive numbers (typical for Venice), so we dodge around the huge tour groups, and drink in the sights.  Right on schedule (about 4 PM), the tours take off, and once again, we’re left with Venice to ourselves.  Quite frankly, Venice itself is more impressive than any museum, so we spend most of our time wandering the streets.  You can’t get lost, really, since you’re on an island after all.  We finally end up for dinner at a place called Bruno’s, and since it’s still kind of early by Italian standards, most of our co-diners are Americans. 

 

After dinner, we meet up with the Kirschs and Giblins for a real treat, a Vivaldi concert being given at a church about ¼ mile from our hotel.  For $20/piece, we are treated to a couple of hours of really excellent chamber music.  Katie is in heaven – Vivaldi in Venice! – and I’m chuckling at the antics of the cello player, who tosses his head with every furious scale.  It’s truly a signature moment, just the same, and we settle back in our hotel after an exhausting day, and float off to the inner strains of Vivaldi.

 

October 11-12, Florence

 

Off on the early morning water taxi, back to our waiting bus.  We say so long to Venice, and we head South toward Ravenna for our lunch in Classe.  It’s a very foggy morning, so we see nothing much but the road, so Brad launches into lessons on history, architecture, Roman war tactics, philandering Caesars, and the top 100 Italians of all time.  I drop off after 30 minutes or so, which proves disastrous, since we are quizzed on the top 10 Italians later in the trip for valuable prizes.  My partner’s on Dramamine, so she’s not a good person to cheat off.  Why don’t I pay attention?  Sheesh.

 

We eat lunch outside of Classe’s claim to fame, an ancient church that has some of the best mosaics in Italy.  More fun is the restaurant, which is a local favorite among the working classes, so fully populated with dirty men munching on lasagna and drinking red wine between cigarettes.  We eat on the patio outside (thank heaven), and the lasagna tastes just as good out here.  Just as we’re leaving, another tour bus shows up packed with people, so we dash to the bathrooms before things get out of hand.  One thing you learn in Italy is that if you find yourself in a place where you can use the bathroom, you do it, whether the urge is there or not.  Otherwise, it’s the pits, and that’s literally your alternative!

 

Florence comes up fast after lunch and our bus drops us off a couple of blocks from our hotel.  We check in and, as usual, Brad and Kathy take us out for an orientation hike around town.  This is a typical approach for the tour, and works out very well.  We get an immediate sense of the geography, and Brad points out where the really cool sights are.  Then he leads us to a local restaurant for a group dinner that features all 6 courses: antipasto, pasta, salad, pizza, meat, and dessert.  Kate and I are antsy, since we are at the end of our suitcases, and we had noticed a Laundromat a half block from our hotel.  We’d much rather do laundry tonight then waste time on it tomorrow when we could be sightseeing.  So we beg off the continuing orientation and dash back to our hotel.

 

As always, Laundromats in Europe are great places to meet people who are likewise traveling, and we run into a lady from Australia, an American girl spending some time in Florence, and 45 minutes later, 3 people from our tour!  Many chuckles and jokes about clothes, styles, the weird machines, and the idiosyncrasies of travel.  We wrap up around 10 PM and head back to our hotel, which features (gasp), a TV!  CNN is in full cry about the bombing attacks, anthrax, and other alarming comments, so we turn if off after just a few minutes.  I’d rather go to bed with nice thoughts in my head, not visions of violence.

 

The daylight brings us out the door in clean clothes (I know – this is important?) and we head out to the Bargello gallery for our first stop.  This gallery features some very impressive sculpture, and it’s not very well known, so we get a very nice relaxed tour using Rick’s guide book.  Then we head for a look at one of Florence’s truly great sights, Michelangelo’s David.  The lines are apparently horrendous during the summer, but we wait barely 5 minutes before we are allowed into the Accademia Gallery.  Standing on a pedestal, the statue towers above the crowd like a huge Superman.  The perfect proportions and impeccable sculpting are apparent to even an untrained eye like mine.  Without thinking, I raise my camera for a shot, and almost get shot by a museum guard.  Oops, scusi!  No flash photography please – those light rays can actually damage the statue (in maybe 1,000 years, but hey, I’m not bitter..). 

 

From David’s calm gaze, we head back toward Florence’s Duomo, which features a very cool dome inspired by the Pantheon in Rome.  To my amazement, Kate agrees to climb up to the top of the bell tower (Campanile) with me for a look around.  Hundreds of gasping steps later, we are rewarded with a 360-degree view of Florence.  The sun is starting to bake us pretty good, so we head down and into the cool quiet of the Baptistery adjacent to the Church.  This is one of the oldest standing building in Florence, and decorated with mosaics on the inside and glorious carved doors on the outside.  Kate and I are tickled by the imagery, since the people here clearly found Baptism as important to them then as it is to us now, 1600 years later.

 

We grab a quick lunch and head over to the Santa Croce Church square, which is ringed by upscale shops.  Katie browses a bit from store to store, and in her inimitable fashion, finally declares that this one has the best stuff for the best price.  We pick up a couple of nice souvenirs and hightail it over to the Uffizi Gallery for a Brad-led guided tour.  Known primarily for its paintings, the Uffizi has a very extensive collection that is logically displayed (for a change), so very accessible.  Brad gives us a detailed one-hour tour, which is about all our wee brains can take in before nudity overload.  Only gelato can help.

 

October 13, Pisa, Vernazza

 

Today we head for the West Coast, not much of a journey really, since Italy is not exactly wide as the crow flies.  On the way, we’ll detour to a must-see location, Pisa.  Our tour bus stops in a large staging area where we are further herded onto a city bus for the short jaunt to the Tower.  According to Brad, Pisa is a 2-hour visit tops, and that includes lunch.  On the walkway to the tower, we run a gauntlet of tacky souvenir stands that are in gross contrast to the serene beauty of the Campo dei Miracoli.  The Tower, Cathedral, and Baptistery float on a beautifully maintained grass lawn, only slightly marred by “no football” signs.  The Tower catches the eye first, of course, since it is definitely leaning in a most alarming way.  But Italy has spent a bundle on a stabilization project that seems to be doing the trick.  Unfortunately, you can’t go up the Tower (yet), so we ogle it from up close and then turn our attention to the Cathedral.

 

Since Pisa at one time was a major rival of Florence, the Cathedral is likewise grand in scale as befits a major city-state in Italy.  The Church is hopping today, and we are drawn to one of the side altars where a wedding is taking place.  There are at least as many tourists watching as guests, so we enjoy the scene for awhile.  In most of the churches we enter in Italy, I’ve been making a habit of lighting a candle (for my brother Steve, for prisoners, and world peace), so I look for the option here in Pisa too.  To my amusement, the Cathedral has replaced candles with an electronic candle system.  For 500 lira (about 25 cents) popped in the slot, you get to flick on a light about the size of a Christmas tree light.  It flickers realistically, but I’m sorry, it ain’t a candle!! 

 

We wander out eventually, check out the Tower one more time, and head down a side street for lunch.  Most of the rest of us have the same idea, so we find about 10 of us enjoying pizza and wine in an outdoor café.  The day is sunny and warm, so before we slide off our chairs, we head back to the city bus pick up point.  Once again, we maneuver through the tacky stands (the eye catcher you see over and over again is an apron with David’s mid-parts displayed in all of their glory).  But we get through unscathed and head back for the coach for our continuing journey West to Levanto. 

 

October 14-15, Cinque Terre

 

Well, here we are at the halfway point on our Italian Odyssey.  I’m sitting on the breakwater looking into our little Cinque Terre town, Vernazza.  No cars or scooters are allowed in Vernazza, so like Venice, it’s simply people.  The crowds are quite a mix, with Italians and Americans predominating.  Many Americans carry a copy of Rick’s Italian book, since he, more than most, has really emphasized the beauty of this region.  Last night we arrived in town by train from Levanto, and bopped down 2 stops to Vernazza.  Our digs are up a winding staircase path towards the old town castle, a place called the Trattoria Gianni.  As usual, our tour group takes up all available rooms (generally 14) – these are small places – and our assignment is based on a mysterious point system so that no one is routinely short-changed.  Alas, this is our zero-point room.  Some folks get balcony views of the Ligurian Sea, we get the alley.  Some get private baths (very few), we get the bath down the hall.  Ouch.  But it all evens out, and quite frankly, up to now, our rooms have been relatively good. 

 

So we dump our stuff and trot down the stairs to town and buy an international phone card for $10.  As Katie looks on skeptically, I fumble with the phone for awhile, until with the help of the local Tabachi (tobacco) shop, a staple in every Italian town, I break the code.  After punching in about 18 numbers, I dial home and wait for Joe to answer.  It is 7:30 AM Pacific time so he should be home.  No answer.  After trying again, I call Information and discover that I am using the wrong country code!  Instead of “01”, I am using “11”, which is apparently Cuba!  Glad to avoid an international incident, I try yet again and this time success.  Joe sounds sleepy, but relatively happy to hear from us.  Things are under control, as expected.

 

At 6 PM, we take advantage of the local church in the town square and attend Mass.  It’s a tiny, ancient, stone mishmash of a church.  Inside are about 40 middle-aged Italian women, perhaps 15 tourists, and a couple of children.  The priest appears from the wings and with little ado, rattles off the Mass in 37 minutes, including a 5 minute homily.  From what we hear about Italy, this is quite the norm.  I sincerely wonder how much the stone-cold edifices themselves are as much a part of the problem as anything.  How someone could have an experience of the Divine in these dank halls is beyond me.

 

After Mass we climb to a restaurant at the top of a cliff and join our fellow travelers for a dinner out on a terrace overlooking the sea.  Wine flows freely around courses of spaghetti with salmon pesto sauce, veal cutlets, salad, amaretto cookies, and of course, gelato.  By happenstance, we sit with Dennis and Malca Giblin and Tracy Baynard.  We discover a mutual love of books so much of the evening is spent comparing notes – great fun.

 

We crash around 10:30 PM and our room turns out to be more of a bandbox than a refuge.  The walls are paper thin and whether it is the wine or dinner or travel weirdness, I can not seem to settle down.  I hear everything, despite ear plugs.  The coup de grace is an American kid spiraling drunkenly down our alley, loud and obnoxious.  I don’t know how much sleep I got, but it seems way too little.

 

But today we decide to hike the Cinque Terre, a real treat.  The sun is shining bright, so I shake off my lethargy and join a group of six others for a trek down the coast from Vernazza to Carniglia to Manarola to Riomaggiore.  The vistas are magnificent, one Kodak moment after another.  Since it’s Sunday, everyone is out on the trail, and why not?  We reach Manarola by 12:30, so we stop for lunch and scarf down calzone and pizza, with the now routine birra.  The last leg, called Lover’s Lane, is a gorgeous amble.  It finishes at the train station where we catch the 2:37 back to Vernazza.  A mere 15 minutes later, we’re back at the hotel for a shower and a nap.  Life looks better – and tomorrow we head for Siena, a town I know virtually nothing about.

 

October 15-16, Siena

 

Our weather has been spectacular, warm and sunny each day.  Back on the bus, we make our way East toward Florence once again, then South toward Siena.  Katie’s flirtation with a cold has blown up into a full-fledged affair, and she is struggling.  I feel bad for her, but she smiles gamely through the sniffles and coughs.  Meanwhile, Brad, in his inimitable fashion, declares that we are side-tripping to San Gimignano since it’s a cool place.  OK.  San Gimignano (say that 3 times fast) is indeed a cool place, interesting architecture and lots of towers.  The Tuscany region is a draw for Germans especially, who love the wine and the scenery.  The countryside is rolling hills, dotted with farms and wineries, with stands of trees including cedar, carob, and so many others.

 

Three hours later, we continue on to Siena.  Ok, what about Siena?  At one time (1200’s), Siena was just as big as Florence and actually bigger than Paris.  It is located on a major, ancient roadway from Rome to the North, and was largely responsible for creating banks and the first true hospital.  When news came to Siena that arch-rival Florence was building a bigger cathedral than theirs, the Sienese promptly began expanding their own.  One large wall was built and disaster struck.  The plague of 1348 wiped out 80% of her population and to add insult to injury, the great pillars holding up the new wall began to sink – the expansion was abandoned (but that wall still stands!).  Siena slowly repopulated and grew to 60,000 people, then they engaged Florence in a nasty little war and got their Sienese fannies spanked.  Never again would Siena rise – so the town turned to banking and tourism and did just fine thank you, but grew to be no bigger today than in 1550. 

 

Siena has done a beautiful job maintaining their stone buildings, and their central square, the Campo, is as beautiful and striking as St. Mark’s in Venice.  Katie and I are delighted in the scenic, hilly streets.  The shops are tiny, but very chic, with lots of ceramics, chocolates, post cards, wine, and other goodies.  We stand with our group in the Campo as dusk turns to night and the scene is tranquil and beautiful, a rich dark blue sky.  Wow.  Our hotel, the Cannon d’Or, is “centrally located”, always a euphemism for “noisy”.  But since it’s Monday night, things are more or less quiet, and we sleep reasonably well.

 

Tuesday is a free day, so we do what most of our travel mates do, the laundry (thrill a minute).  Then off to the Duomo museum, where we see mucho sculpture, some of it over 600 years old and looking like it.  My treat is a climb up to the ramparts of the unfinished cathedral expansion wall for an eye popping view of Siena.  The circular stairs with pie-shaped steps unnerve Kate, and after several turns up, I am mildly vertiginous myself.  But the view from the top is great, and after a few photos, I spin back down and rejoin a sniffling, coughing honey.  Smiling through her Kleenex, she agrees to further sightseeing and we appropriately take in the sight of the first hospital in Europe.  This is truly an interesting sight, with frescoes of the day-to-day happenings (in 1200) in the hospital decorating two walls.  Strong church influence and the ready endorsement of the budding Franciscan order came together in a unique way and a true humanitarian effort was launched and sustained for hundreds of years.

 

We eat a leisurely lunch and stroll the streets, finally ending up at the Church (San Domenic) wherein lies the head of St. Catherine of Siena.  Holy relics, i.e., special objects with spiritual significance, were hugely popular in Europe throughout history.  Most relics were bones of saints, and the bigger the saint, the better the relic.  Why?  Because people would travel from hither and yon to visit a relic, with supposed special blessings coming to you if you did so.  For example, Venice claims to have the bones of Mark the Evangelist, a dubious claim at best, but accepted as truth by all of Europe.  It put Venice on the map.  So segueing to Siena, Catherine, a native daughter, was canonized in the 1400’s.  After her death, Rome wanted her bones, so Siena sent them along minus one major one, her head.  The appeal is a bit lost on me, I must admit, and the sight of her head behind some glass panel in a side altar tabernacle is comical, not inspiring. 

 

The evening brings a gathering of our tour mates for a wine tasting (we each contribute one bottle for every two couples).  Brad and Kathy supplement our layout with local cheese, sausage, cakes, crackers, bread, and fruit.  Not being a wine lover, I eventually peel off with Dennis Giblin for a beer in a local Irish pub around the corner from our digs.  Katie joins a pack of ladies for a late evening stroll through town.  Den and I have a lot in common, although he’s a few years older.  His interest in computers, books, and games match mine quite closely.

 

Later that night we are awakened by an astonishing sound, a procession of drummers marching through the streets, pounding out a distinct cadence while accompanied by a chorus of male voices singing some kind of a hymn.  Siena, I forgot to mention, is made up of 12 districts, truly little more than neighborhoods, but fiercely competitive.  Twice a year, a mad dash horse race called the Palio is run – 3 laps around the Campo square.  Each district enters a horse and the winning district receives a special flag and most importantly, bragging rights.  This little impromptu parade was a little reminder to the rest of Siena that this district won – and they were simply playing the hometown tune.  Absurd, amusing, ridiculous, and Italian.

 

October 17, Assisi

 

Today we head for Assisi, one of the key look-ahead sites for me and Katie.  On the bus ride, Brad is less than enthusiastic about the town, claiming that Assisi stole Francis’s legacy (as well as his body) after his death to build up the image of the town.  The true heart of Francis is in the little town near Assisi, Santa Maria degli Angeli, where Francis formed his order, lived much of his life, and died.  We will start at this little town to put things in perspective.  The Church here is rather massive, built by the Medici family to commemorate Francis, and it contains many beautiful tributes to him.  The small grotto where he died is enshrined as well as the famous rose garden.  Our time here is brief, but I browse the bookstore and nearly miss the bus – luckily, everyone is in a Francis mood. 

 

Then up the hill to Assisi we go.  Starting at the higher elevation side of town, we work our way by foot toward the huge basilica to St. Francis built like a fortress on the hillside.   Many men walk the town in the distinctive Franciscan garb, and we are struck by the odd mix of old and new in the town.  The 1997 earthquake caused considerable damage, and we are seeing the fruit of four years of reconstruction.  The basilica itself is daunting.  Two complete churches are stacked one on the other.  We start at the lower, and Kathy, knowing we are Catholic, suggests that we visit the tomb.  We peel away from Brad’s art lecture in the Church (which, though allowed, always strikes me as somewhat disrespectful), and head down the steps. 

 

An altar marks Francis’ burial site (confirmed during reconstruction to actually hold his bones) and the atmosphere in the small chapel finally gets it right.  Francis was a simple man with a simple radical message – love everyone, live simply, care for the earth and its creatures.  Preach the news that God loves you.  Peace.  That’s it!  Everything else, like the pile of stones, monuments, and churches above him, is tribute he never sought. 

 

We meet for lunch as a group at a local restaurant and then head off to Orvieto.  Outside the town of Baschi, we go up a dirt road to a little farm that is to be our quarters the next two nights.  The peaceful countryside and cozy, quiet room is a balm to our senses after noisy Siena.  A bocce ball court is an instant attraction and we are all refreshed.  A big dinner, more wine, and a blissful sleep – ahhh.

 

October 18, Civita

 

Today dawns foggy and cool, which is a bit of a problem since our tour includes the tiny town of Civita.  Civita is built on top of a hill that has been eroding out from under the inhabitants for hundreds of years.  Down to 20 full-timers, the only access is via a 6-foot wide foot bridge.  As we gaze out at this bridge in the early morning mist, the town itself is completely hidden from view.  We are reminded of the Indiana Jones movie where he steps out “in faith” over the ravine.  So we do the same.  The path terminates in the ruins of an old convent that tumbled into the ravine many years ago.  As it looms in the mist, we are all moved to silence at this strange sight.  We stroll down the main road – no signs of life – and in a few hundred yards, we’re at the other side.  Down a slope and around a bend, we see the reason for the erosion.  Back in Etruscan times, the tribes realized that the soft rock cliffs could be gouged into roomy caves using only simple tools, like fingernails.  The caves dot the cliff side, and it’s clear that the honeycomb effect is doomsday for the town.

 

We say “buon giorno” to some chickens penned in a cave and head back the way we came.  Well well, our secret arrival is no longer secret.  Several shops have magically opened (“Quick, brush your teeth.  Tourists at 6 o’clock!”) so we obediently browse.  One shop catches Kate’s eye for it holds hand-made bas-relief town scenes which are truly beautiful.  We buy one and boost the town’s GDP by 5%.  Interestingly, my alma mater, the University of Washington, has joined a small consortium to study the town and find a way to halt the erosion.  Sure enough, a small plaque on the main square indicates the location of the UW office.  Very small world.

 

The mist lifts slightly as we exit down the footbridge and make our way through Bagnoregio to the bus.  Brad awaits us with orange juice and water, and we feel like civilization has returned.  But why stop with OJ?  Brad is a big wine fan and tells us that Orvieto is the epitome of Italian wine country, so we must tour a local winery.  So off we go to Lavelleta, a family owned smallish winery that features good quality and an English speaking manager, Cecilia.  Well, Cecilia is a real pistol, and she runs the winery with a steely smile and a sharp tongue.  She’s quite informative, however, and we listen obediently to her spiel.  Of course, once you’ve heard one wine lecture, you’ve heard them all, whether it’s Napa or Burgundy or Orvieto.  You can see everyone wondering, “so when do we get to taste this stuff?”  Patience. 

 

After traipsing around the grounds, an odd mixture of 200 year-old villa and gleaming wine-making equipment, we retire to a spectacular dining room (frescoed ceilings and all) and a spread of finger foods and wines to taste.  From light, airy whites to strong reds, we are further instructed on what foods go with what wine.  The gradations in taste are subtle, which dooms me, so I nod thoughtfully as I swirl my glass, unlock the aroma, and chug another.  By the fifth glass (not full glasses!), we are invited to buy some if we like, and to our amazement, the prices are very reasonable.  Their top of the line red is only $10!!  So our group ponies up the lira and even Katie and I get into the act, buying two bottles of their dessert wine.

 

Staggering back to the bus, we snooze over to Orvieto for a look-see at the most beautiful façade on any Italian church.  Alas, the duomo has a chunk of scaffolding smack in the middle of it, so the effect is ruined.  Oh well, off to an Internet café for an e-mail check, and back down the hill to our bus and farmhouse.  A little more bocce, a little more vino, some so-so food, and crash we go into the heavenly quiet rooms.

 

October 19, Pompeii and Sorrento

 

A bit of a haul today.  Early on the bus and off to our farthest Southerly point, Sorrento.   We find the A-1 and proceed to bypass Rome and head for Naples, the most congested city in Italy.  The view from the freeway is indeed bleak, many high rise slums, but if you can look to the distance, you can see Mt. Vesuvius.  But our goal for lunch is Pompeii, a suburb of Naples noted for one thing – the most spectacular archaeological find of all time.  But lunch first, and we are treated to en masse selections of either pasta or pizza, orchestrated by Alfonso, a rather flamboyant maitre’d who reminds us of Martin Short in Father of the Bride.  What a hoot.

 

Rick Steves hires a local guide for the Pompeii tour of the ruins, which is good PR, as well as a good break for Brad and Kathy.  Our guide is a typical Italian guy – unruly black hair, open necked shirt, big medallion, and full of beans.  The city of Pompeii has been under excavation for over 100 years, and we’re amazed at the extent of the site.  Further amazing is the engineering savvy of the Romans who lived there in the first century.  Running water, sidewalks, pizza ovens, art work, saunas, street signs, holy cow.  Even the whore houses, “lupanaria” or “wolf dens,” are interesting, with pornographic mosaics on the walls designed as a universal language menu.  “I’ll take number 3, please – super sized!”  Most poignant are plaster casts of entombed people caught in the horrible moment of death by asphyxiation.  The site swarms with tour groups and tourists – fortunately the weather stays cool.  I couldn’t imagine touring Italy in August.  Ugh!

 

So at 3:30 or so, we find “Heidi Bloom”, our name for the bus, which is a corruption of the Belgian bus company name on it’s side, “Heideblum”.  Proceeding further South, we leave Naples, follow the bay and wind down a steep road to the ultra quaint, chic town of Sorrento.  It reminds us of La Jolla in San Diego with its spectacular views and similar vegetation.  Our hotel, the Lorely, is a very tired structure perched on the top of a cliff overlooking the town and bay.  Brad calls it “Faulty Towers”, and you can see why.  Our room has a balcony with an absolutely killer view of the Bay of Naples (yes!), but the toilet only flushes when it feels like it.  The room itself is small and a bit dirty, with everything kind of run-down.  Kathy tells us that this is the last year Rick Steves tours is using the hotel, since there are standards that even Rick must maintain!  But for now, the view makes up for the plumbing, so we kick back and watch the sun set over the ocean (as it should).

 

Dinner at the hotel is surprisingly good, and Kate and I head into town for an evening stroll.  We spot a discount luggage shop and gratefully drop $20 on a duffel bag for our souvenir loot.  Things were getting very awkward on the bus.  So a little repacking, and we decide to leave the balcony doors open tonight to hear the wind on the sea…

 

October 20, Sorrento

 

Today, Saturday, is a free day, so we join George and Elizabeth Denison at the ferry dock for a trip to Capri, famous for its beautiful Blue Grotto.  As we had slept in, our boat was not due to depart until 11 AM, and we watch in horror as 1, 2, 3, 4 and more huge tour groups roll in and queue up at our embarkation point.  By the time the ferry arrives, over 300 people are in line.  As Kate put it, our “hassle meter” is set very low today, so we decide to bag Capri.  Maybe next time!  George and Elizabeth are resolute, however, so we bid them farewell and hit the town.  We do a typical Italian day – a little shopping, a big lunch, a siesta in the hotel, sunning on the deck, much yawning, when’s dinner?  At 6 PM we go to Mass at the local church, a very drab exterior hiding a very pretty neo-baroque interior.  The priest is an earnest young man with a good grasp of liturgy and gesture, but the all-Italian Mass is still hard to follow.  It is much better than our experience in Vernazza, however, so that is encouraging.  We eat another big meal after Church and crash early, me with a bad head and neck ache.  Guess I’m not Italian enough!

 

October 21, On to Rome!

 

The plan for today is a scenic ride down the Amalfi Coast before turning North for Rome.  The prospect of this drive is anything but positive for Kate.  Her fear of heights coupled with a cramped bus is just too much.  Consultation with Brad and Kathy show a way out – if we’re willing to make our way by train back North to Pompeii, the bus will meet us there at 11:30 AM for our push to Rome.  All heads nod and we take our two backpacks through town to the train station, buy two tickets at 2115 lira/each – about a buck.  The train is right on schedule and before you know it, we’re zipping along with a great view of Naples from the wrong side of the track.  Is there anything redeeming about this city?

 

The bus shows up right on time, and we rejoin our tour with much good-natured kidding.  We’re on the road again, the skies open up, and rain pelts us for a good hour.  As this is only the second rainfall we’ve seen in nearly 3 weeks, no one minds at all.  After all, Rome is next, the eternal city. 

 

To entertain us on the way, Brad asks us to name the top 10 Italians of all time (as determined by a vote of many famous hotshots).  He’s mentioned a lot of these folks on the tour so far, so I regret my snoozing.  I guess a lot, some outrageous, and get about 4 right.  Here’s the list, from 1 to 10, for you type A personalities: Galileo, Columbus, Marconi, Fermi, Volta, Fibonacci, Torricelli, Mazzei, Michelangelo, and Leonardo da Vinci.  Don’t know some of these guys?  Look em up!  George Denison wins the top prize with 9 right – the bus votes to toss him off.

 

Our first view of Rome from the A-1 is a long-distance sighting of St. Peter’s Basilica, by law the tallest structure in Rome.  Since it’s Sunday afternoon, the traffic is light and in no time flat, we’re passing through the city walls and on to our hotel, the Aberdeen, near the main train station.  Our room, at the end of a long corridor, is spacious, crystal clean, great beds, mini-bar, TV, air conditioning, in short, the lap of luxury after the sad Lorely.  The late afternoon setting sun is no deterrent as Brad and Kathy gather us for a quick orientation tour.

 

We stroll down the Via Nazionale drinking in the bustling city – Katie is immediately energized by the atmosphere – while I go into “watch dog” alert.  Shortly, we hop a bus for a few blocks and get off at the Piazza Venezia.  Walking uptown, we stop at San Ignazio church for “the best ceiling in town”.  The late afternoon sun casts a soft light on the gorgeous painted ceiling and San Ignazio’s claim to fame, a fake dome!  The artist paints an illusion that looks quite real from the front of the church, but reveals itself as a sham as you approach the main altar.  The ceiling is indeed flat.  “Now,” says Brad, “let’s see a real dome!”  Around the block we go and there’s the Pantheon, built in 120 AD, the model dome for all great domes, from St. Peter’s to our own Capitol.  The building miraculously escaped destruction by the barbarians, and was later co-opted by the Church and turned into a shrine.  This has preserved its simple elegance to this day, and we note in the local newspaper that Rome will spend a bunch of money over the next two years to clean and better protect this ancient wonder.

 

A brief stroll takes us to the Piazza Navona, a large rectangular plaza bustling with locals, souvenir vendors, pickpockets, tourists, basically a slice of Roman life.  The evening falls and the lights of the city come up, so Brad says, “who’s hungry?” and before we can answer, he steers us to the best ice cream parlor in town.  Mad chaos inside as we’re treated to any 3-scoop concoction we like.  With over 80 wild flavors to choose from, the combinations are endless.  I choose chocolate, mint, and strawberry.  Kate has amaretto, deep chocolate, and tiramisu.  25 Americans, happily slurping cones, ambling across town, no one gives us a second look!  Moments later, we come upon a brightly lit scene that can only be – yes – the Trevi Fountain.  Brad shows us the architectural oddities of the fountain as we drink in the scene.  Then, following very specific instructions, we each turn our back to the fountain and toss a coin with our right hand over our left shoulder.  This assures a return trip to Rome in the future, although the precise mechanism escapes us engineer types.

 

We conclude our night walk at the Spanish Steps, another mob scene, and we chuckle at the broken boat fountain at the base.  Then, mostly to show us how, Brad and Kathy take us on the Metro (subway) back to the hotel.  For some reason, maybe too many movies, many Americans avoid foreign city subway systems, thinking them dangerous.  Katie and I delight in their use, however, and aggressively take advantage of them.  Common sense, a money belt, and a sense of purpose (act like a local) overcome all hesitation.

 

That evening the group breaks up into couples and foursomes on a search for dinner, but Kate and I are full of ice cream so we decline.  But 9 o’clock hears the stomach growling, so we quietly duck down a side street and order up our first dinner in Rome, 2 McDonald’s cheese burgers.  The only ones in 3 weeks, I swear!

 

October 22, More Rome

 

8:05 AM finds us grouped outside the hotel, once again following Brad and Kathy on this, our last day of guided touring on the trip – tomorrow is a free day until our farewell dinner.  Today, Monday, is a challenge since most museums and shops are closed, but not all.  We start at the Colosseum, more than anything else, Rome’s signature monument.  Built in 80 AD, at Rome’s peak, it was and is an engineering marvel.  Brad suggests that it would be ultra-cool to have someone build a replica of the Colosseum as it was in all its glory, just to put this monument in perspective.  I would agree.  It’s a real rush to see this edifice, but a large part of me wants to fix it.  Guy thing.

 

From the Colosseum, it’s a very short walk to the Roman Forum ruins, where we do the “Caesar Shuffle” down the Via Sacra.  This, the heartbeat of ancient Rome, is in a more ruined condition than Pompeii.  Some of our group are absolutely fascinated, but I’m left a bit cold.  It’s very hard to take 3 columns bridged by a marble cap and extrapolate to a full-sized temple.  But this is the exercise required at every turn.  It’s time, as Kate says, to check out HQ – the Vatican.

 

A bus takes us across the Tiber to the right bank and we grab a quickie lunch before our 1 PM visit to the Vatican Museum.  Brad, firmly in his element, provides a sprightly art history lecture to us weary travelers as we march down the many hallways.  It’s truly an overwhelming collection, lovingly catalogued by the Church and beautifully displayed.  The piece de resistance, however, is around the last corner, and we enter into the room where the single greatest art work ever is on display, the Sistine Chapel.  It took Michelangelo four years to do the ceiling, and unlike many of his contemporaries who used students extensively, he did it all by his lonesome.  Wow.  23 years after finishing the ceiling, he did the back wall “Last Judgment” which caused a sensation for its style and message.  The swirling bodies and asymmetry heralded a new age in painting, the Baroque, and the optimistic Renaissance attitude was replaced with a depressing vision of Judgment Day, when even the saved don’t smile. 

 

Fifteen minutes is all we have in the Chapel, and it is not enough, but St. Peter’s calls, and for Kate and me, this is the icing on the cake.  We enter the massive doors, do the jaw-drop spin move, and note the beautiful sights one by one.  The Pieta, the Jubilee Doors (closed until 2025), Bernini’s bronze canopy over the altar, the side chapel that marks the site of Peter’s crucifixion.  The immensity of the basilica is nearly impossible to describe, yet it feels right – the proportions work.  Well back in the apse, seats are being roped off for Mass, so Kate and I nod briefly and join the gathering congregation of tourists, nuns, priests, and pilgrims. 

 

So there beneath Bernini’s glorious Holy Spirit window and the chair of St. Peter (held aloft by the statues of four bishops), we attend Mass the old fashioned way, in Latin, with a visiting choir and booming organ.  Our Latin is rusty, but better than our Italian, so this Mass is ironically the best one we experience in Italy.  We stagger out at 6:30 PM, foot-sore but exhilarated, and grab the #40 bus back to our hotel.  In full Italian style, we join two other couples, the Moodys and the Giblins, for a late dinner at a Rick-recommended restaurant.  Kate and I follow our standard practice of ordering an antipasto dish and a pasta plate only, stuffing good bread into the empty corners.  A very full tummy after a very full day.

 

October 23, More Rome?

 

You bet.  We join the youngest members of our tour, the Englerts and Tracy Baynard, for a tour of the Borghese Gallery in the morning.  Reservations are strictly controlled, so we have no more than two hours to see the art extravaganza.  Assembled by Cardinal Sciopine Borghese in the early 1600s by any means possible and getting away with it (his Uncle was the Pope), this collection was recently cleaned up in a big way by the Government.  The result is the most beautiful, stain-free, thoughtfully displayed art work in Italy (at least what I’ve seen).  The statues gleam, the paintings shine, the rooms glow with light.  Don’t miss this place if you come to Rome!  Only one thing to say – Bernini rules!  (after Michelangelo of course!)

 

From this eye candy, we head back toward our hotel on foot and check out the National Museum of Rome.  This little-known exhibit features a history of Rome told in the carved busts of all of the emperors of Rome from 200 BC forward.  To see the face of Caesar Augustus, Nero, Caligula, Commodus, etc. is quite entertaining, especially as you realize that in some cases, no sooner were these heads carved then they were lopped off – literally. 

 

On that note, we grab a quick lunch and head out on Rick’s recommended “Pilgrim’s Tour”, a visit to the top basilicas in Rome.  We start at Santa Maria Maggiore, which celebrates all things “Mary”.  It’s a simple church, very peaceful with striking mosaics.  Under that altar is another relic on display, the wood of the manger(!).  Sigh.  But let me tell you something – the woman down there on her knees found something in that pile of sticks.  Everything belongs I guess.

 

From Santa Maria’s we hike South down Via Merulana to San Giovanni in Laterano, more commonly known to us as St. John Lateran, the first Christian Church in Rome.  This is the true seat of the bishop of Rome (St. Peter’s is reserved for who else – St. Peter), but I wonder how often JP2 comes by for a visit.  The church is unspectacular, but this reaction could be church burn-out as much as anything.  Across the street is a small chapel at the top of 28 marble steps, which are supposedly the very steps that led up to Pontius Pilate’s residence in Jerusalem.  Brought to Rome in 326 AD, the steps are revered for an obvious reason – Jesus would certainly have climbed them on the night of his crucifixion.  Pilgrims climb them on their knees, pausing at each step for prayer.  Sure enough, about 30 people were scattered up the steps, all on their knees.  It was moving, so we paused awhile and watched them, and then we moved on, as well.

 

Back toward the Colosseum, we find ourselves at San Clemente, a truly remarkable church built on a church built on a pagan temple.  Yes, that’s 3 stacked up.  The pagan temple, down in a sub-basement so close to the aqueduct you can hear the water run, is devoted to the god Mithras.  A small gathering room displays an altar and some mini idols.  It’s quite spooky down here, very dark and damp, so we don’t spend a lot of time – hope Mithras doesn’t mind.  The mid-level is the original San Clemente, built in secret during the early catacomb years of Christianity.  This is where Christians came for Mass when it was illegal, and we see frescoes of Clement himself saying Mass and trying to stay out of trouble.  It didn’t work – he was captured eventually and killed by the Roman authorities.  The top level church is dedicated to St. Clement, decorated with carvings of boat anchors, since this was the way he met his end – roped to an especially heavy model and tossed over the side.

 

On that cheery note, we grab the subway back to the hotel and meet up with our tour group for one last bash.  We start out for drinks at a local café where we take a few group pictures, then we head off to a funky restaurant that features a “beach” motif.  Kind of like Gidget meets Caesar or something.  We get an upstairs room that is semi-private, and the food, wine, music, and gab flow freely.  Kate and a bunch of other hams do a little rap routine in honor of our tour, and many laughs later, we wander down the Via del Corso past all of the 5-star hotels and fancy shops where the non-Rick Steves people hang out.  We end up back in the hotel eventually, and say good-bye to over half our party who leave at dawn.  We get one more day!

 

October 24, Roma Redux

 

Yes, the tour is over, but Katie and I knew that only 2 ½ days in Rome would not be enough, so we had added this extra day from the start.  An early breakfast powered us out the door to re-visit the Vatican, where it is rumored that the Pope will address the crowd in St. Peter’s Square at 10 AM.  We take the subway over to Vatican City, and walk into the Square from the side entrance.  A vast quantity of chairs are set up in front of a huge dais, and we look around for some sort of guidance, but it appears to be a free-for-all.  So we pass through security and make our way toward the dais, stopping about 100 yards away in a couple of aisle chairs.  The section we’re in is apparently unreserved seating, which suits us (and several thousand others) just fine.  Those with a Papal audience are granted seats on either side of the dais, but I think that we can actually see better.  So feeling a bit like cats discovering good hunting ground, we settle down and await developments. 

 

Right on time, the Pope appears in his Popemobile, waving to the cheering crowd as he is driven around the Square, ending up at the back of the main stage.  Moving very slowly, he settles in a chair front and center and reads from a series of documents in several languages.  His voice is weak and halting, and Katie and I nod to each other knowingly.  We had heard that he was in poor health, and seeing him in person just confirms the reality.  Eventually, he gets around to English, and we can barely understand him, but towards the end, he conveys his blessings on us all, and we get the gist.  We slip away after awhile, and head for the Tiber river, mostly to see what this famous waterway looks like.  Unlike the Seine and the Thames, the Tiber is not much more than a muddy stream, virtually unnavigable.  Not a boat in sight. 

 

We head back into Rome and decide to retrace some of the first night’s walk and see the sights during the daylight.  The Piazza Navona was once a racetrack in Roman times, but today it’s a slow walk around various booths and souvenir shops.  Katie stops for postcards, so I gaze at the Four Rivers fountain and nearly get my pocket picked by a gypsy woman and her daughter.  I feel someone close by, turn and find myself face to face with a woman holding a large piece of cardboard over her hands and groping underneath.  I dodge back quickly in alarm and they veer off toward another man passing by.  They go after him like locusts and he swats them away in disgust.  Katie is oblivious to this little scene, and I hurry her out of the Piazza before they come around again. 

 

From here we swing over to the Pantheon for one more look at the marvelous dome, and then on Den’s recommendation, check out the Church of Santa Maria sopra Minerva.  The name means “St. Mary over Minerva”, pointing out that the Church was built on top of a former temple to Minerva.  Happily, we find here the rest of St. Catherine (you may remember meeting her head in Siena), so we feel a satisfying closure with this discovery.  Even more interesting (sorry, Catherine) is a little known Michelangelo statue standing next to the altar that is completely accessible to us – we touch it and admire it from up close.  You can’t get within 50 feet of the Pieta, and it’s behind glass at that, so this statue called Christ Bearing a Cross is a treat. 

 

Angling off from the back of this Church, we head over to the Trevi Fountain (cooler at night), and then up to the Spanish Steps.  By this time, my feets are asking for mercy, so we head back toward the hotel for a bite to eat.  Many of the sights are closing for siesta, so we stretch lunch a bit, and catch up on packing for tomorrow.  Kate wants to do some shopping, but I’m pretty tuckered out, so we compromise and decide to see one last fairly close sight, the Cappuccin Crypt, before turning Kate loose down the Via Corso.  So over to the Piazza Barberini we go, and locate the crypt under the church of Santa Maria della Immaculata Concezione.  For a small donation, you are allowed to see this utterly bizarre site.  The bones of over 4,000 monks who died between 1528 and 1870 are artistically arranged in decorative motif in 4 successive rooms.  Flowers made of shoulder blades, jawbones, and fingers.  Bird cages made of leg bones and pelvises.  Skulls forming beds for mummified bodies.  It’s so “over the top” that your first reaction is that this is someone’s idea of a very sick joke.  But no, the Cappuccins say.  A handout explains that death holds no fear for those who love God, and our bones are nothing but natural materials much like wood and stone.  So to make the point, the bones are arranged to suggest beautiful things of the earth.  Point made, we move out, but not before buying a couple of the most interesting postcards on the trip.

 

This evening, we take in our last treat, a concert of Italian opera selections being given in a nearby Church.  We attend with the Moodys, and allow the arias to sweep over us, realizing that for most of the folks in the audience, the beautiful lyrics are as understandable to them as American musicals are to us.  The evening closes and we walk slowly back to our hotel, sharing a few last laughs.  The morning comes early and we reluctantly say our good-byes to Rome before heading on the long journey home.

 

So, did we find what we were looking for?  Yes, most definitely.  Italy was wonderful – sights, food, wine, art, architecture, people, museums, and more churches than I can count.  The tour fit the bill, lowering our stress factor markedly, and although we were at the mercy of our guides, they were well tuned into all of our needs and kept things moving along nicely.  Best of all, we met 21 other people who share our love of travel, maintained a sense of humor, and in many cases, laid the foundation for lasting friendships.  Thanks to all of them, and to you for getting through this journal!!

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