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From Nurse Jones:
Most of the responses to my diary, The List, have been really touching,
but some of you (us, I should say, delurked that I be) thought that Jay was
being a real bastard. First of all, you ain't seen nothin' yet. I'm afraid
I/we got much deeper into bondage than I probably should have. It's just
that the deeper I went, the deeper I wanted to go, and once you've dug a
deep hole for yourself, another shovelfull doesn't seem like such a big
deal. I'm trying to say it's not all Jay's fault, so don't blame him too
much for being a bastard, or weird.
Remember, you're only getting MY point of view, and I like bastards.
Not really. He is actually a terrible softy and has to pretend to be a
bastard. And that helps me to pretend I'm getting what I pretend I want. Not
that I want a REAL bastard, just someone strong. Or something.
I know. This doesn't make sense. Just remember my point of view
presents him as _really_ being the kind of person he is pretending to be.
I'm just as weird as he is, actually. Trouble is, after 6 months (we
finished that month in mid-April), I'm only now beginning to feel like I
can pass for normal again. He really shook me loose from my moorings, but I
like where I settled back to earth.
I was able to get a job at the local hospital, BTW (I LOVE it when I get
to use official authorized ASB abbreviations, BTW). And having a "handle,"
too. IloveitIloveit. Anyway, at the hospital they think I'm ultra-
conservative and wunnerful, just what we were lookin' for, hon. A white
uniform does a lot for my image. My new (short) hair and steel rimmed
glasses make me look very severe. And I toned down the makeup, too. I kept
the nipple rings, though. My nostril piercing (did I tell you about that? I
got it in SF last June) closed on me, though. I had to leave the stud out
during work, and it closed up. I guess maybe it wasn't completely healed.
Oooh, if they only knew.
What's that saying about the truth shall set you free? Free of your
job.
Jay wants me to wear suspender garters and white stockings under my
uni, but I won't; I'm all business at work. None a that. I don't even HAVE
any anyway, but I'm going to get some.
So anyway, all you folks that think Jay is a terrible person, Nurse
Jones says be nice. Remember, I married him _after_ he did all that stuff to
me. So be nice about him. You'll see. Sometime when we've been married a
looooong time, say, when we're on our third bottle of tobasco sauce, I'll
remind you that you said it would never work. I figure I've turned over
every rock in his psyche, and that's a sound basis for a relationship. And
we're doing just fine, thankyou. Not that we didn't have a few things to
iron out. Besides, for those of you that say you hunger for vicarious
revenge on my behalf, I had my revenge. Remember, I'm an RN. Trained in
the use of medical appliances. Appearing Soon in Column Two. And if you
think he .... Well, midwesterners don't flame people they just met, even
wizflame. Jay's OK. "Jay" is a debreviation of "J" BTW, which _still_
isn't his real initial. "M" is mine, though.
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RE phone sex: I'm really very disappointed about the phone lines. Are
you experts sure it's dangerous? How 'bout if we leave the phone off the
hook? Jay is going to do some experimenting with his multi-whatzit. Some
little box that measures electricity. And we were having such fun with the
ol' electrodes. And yes, yes, we stayed below the waist. In fact we were
so preoccupied below the waist, you could say we never got above it. Heh.
Jay likes to DO things to me, and I like him to do them. Give him a
thunderstorm, an atom smasher and a beautiful girl waiting to be turned into
a chimpanzee, (me, I hope) and he'll be happy. We need a castle, I guess.
He says he's going to get a Van de Something generator from Edmund
Scientific. Hmmm. I'd like some feedback from one of you experts. What is
this thing going to do to me? I wish I knew more about this stuff. I think
I have physics envy.
Think I'd get an honorable mention as a science fair project? There
would be a few adolescent mouths hanging open at that school, I bet.
"Hey Scooter, cool project. I wish MY mom would help ME..."
"Thanks. Uh, that's not my mom."
"Cool. What does this red button do?"
"NO! DON'T!"
"Wow, look at that. What was that, like, a little rocket or something?"
"Uh, sort of."
"Where did it come from?"
"Um, in there. It kind of squirts out, sort of, when you do that."
"Cool."
"I think I see the principal coming."
"Cool."
"Over in the corner."
"Cool."
Dirty little buggers.... That's probably how Jay got started. Well, more
of The List comin' your way.
Nurse (It's ALIVE!) Jones
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