From: [email protected]
Subject: Nurse Jones says Whoa!
Date: 12 Feb 93 20:48:41 GMT
From Nurse Jones,
Wow! I didn't realize I would push so many buttons on the subject of
feminism and BDSM. My mail has been overwhelming. I've been trying to
answer it, but it's hard to keep up. I apologize to all the people
that didn't get answers to their core dumps.
I apologize to the haberdasher who sells power suits for calling them
degrading.
And to the person that sent me 20 pages analyzing every single word I
wrote. With numbered paragraphs and cross-referencing. Whew. Talk
about retentive... Do you stay up nights studying for urine tests?
My archfeminist was back, too, foaming at the mouth, and a large
collection of other people with whom it would be unwise to make eye
contact. I apologize to all. I withdraw everything.
Some people seem to have a lot of spare time on their hands.
Just don't hire a confused teenager to kill me, okay?
Blame it on mood-altering drugs. I was loaded with caffiene,
progesterone, chocolate, white wine, and MSG. Just be glad my job
doesn't involve operating any heavy machinery.
To the remaining 40 (=80%) or so people who were civil to me, I'll try
and write an answer.
In the meantime, watch this space. I'm about to send in 2 completely
(well, almost completely) inoffensive but nice (I think) posts on a
very nice time I had last summer. I'll call it My Dinner With Anita.
And The Morning After.
You may have wondered what it is like to make love to a 5'10"
anorgasmic italian woman in a hammock in 95 degree weather. If not,
just hit the "N" key on my next post.
By the way, since a rumor has gotten started about me, I am *not*
5'10" myself. I am 5'2". Sorry if this disappoints anyone. I am *not*
short. I think of myself as compact.
Anyway, I seem to have stirred up a hornet's nest. Sorry.
On the other hand, I guess I haven't lost it...
Nurse Jones,
at least,
not lately...
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