NURSE JONES

Nurse Jones; Freak at last, freak at last...


From: [email protected] 
Subject: Nurse Jones; Freak at last, freak at last... 
Date: 14 Nov 92 01:09:32 GMT 

From Nurse Jones, 

Someone called me a dyke last month. I almost reconsidered whether it 
was wise to continue trying to get back to the Net. I don't like being 
treated like a freak. Not that lesbians are freaks, it's just that I 
was *treated* like a freak. Maybe I am one. But in reestablishing my 
contacts here I have made myself vulnerable again to assholes like the 
... person ... that called me a dyke. Not to mention the possibility 
of losing my job. 

A dyke. I guess there has to be a first time for everything. 

Before I start, I want to say something: this is not a surprise. I 
know I've been way too sloppy about keeping my private life private. 
It has cost me several times. So don't go saying you told me so. And 
don't go sending me any "welcome to the wonderful world of reality" e-
mail, either. 

Besides, I'm not a dyke. 
I'm a perfectly normal heterosexual most of the time. Say, 80%. 

Anyway, I could tell you a tale of frat boy mentality that would 
probably send the Shining Armor Brigade on a straight-bashing spree. 
But I won't. You all walk the walk. You don't need to hear my puny 
little story. 

My first reason for poking these keys today is to ask if anyone knows 
the basis for a self-destructive tendency that I suspect I share with 
a number of you. 

Call it the Coming Out Urge, for lack of, er, imagination. 

Certainly not for lack of urges. 

I was approached in the fitness center a while ago by an ASB lurker 
who had recognized me somehow. He knew about ASB and had connected me 
to my pseudonym -- maybe from clues he read in my posts about my 
shenanigans while working out. You would not have been proud of me: I 
panicked and ran. I should have played it cool and bluffed my way out 
by pretending not to know what he was talking about. As it is, I had 
to find another place to work out. I'll miss it, too; I had worked 
myself up to part-time aerobics instructor and got free use of the 
facilities. 

I don't even know the guy and he could probably out me if he were the 
type. 

The point is, I have this urge to come out, and I leave clues around 
for people like him to find. And then I panic when they find them. All 
my experience tells me that coming out would be self destructive in 
the extreme, given my job, knowing my boss, and keeping in mind the 
fact that I live in the South. I'd probably end up running the donut 
glazing machine at the Krispy- Kreme. Like someone I know who came out 
and lost a good job. You can probably tell we went to a gay/lesbian 
gathering recently. We met a bunch of people who have paid a high 
price for coming out. I really just went out of curiosity. That other 
20% of me was interested. Jay went, too. Talk about being the odd 
couple. 

I would probably end up a cashier in a Hoggly Woggly. Or worse: a 
Piggly Wiggly. Selling on comission at Carpet World. Miniature golf 
caddy. The possibilities are limitless. Basically, I'm not qualified 
for anything *but* nursing. 

As it is, I feel isolated from most of the people around me because I 
know how they would react to my sex life. I've heard them talk about 
it in other contexts and I know what would happen if a hyperbaptist 
got ahold of me. I'd either be "saved" or burned at the stake. And I 
feel resentful because I feel I shouldn't have to conceal my sex life 
from anyone in order to keep my job. 

So, paranoid as I am, I still have an unfortunate tendency to drop 
bread crumbs that would enable people to track me back to my sexual 
abode and find me if they had their antennae out and knew what they 
were looking for. It's almost an involuntary thing. I think I must 
drop these hints unconsciously because I want to be open about what I 
do. And I'm paranoid because I can't be open without giving up a lot. 
I have to *force* myself to be logical and protect myself even when I 
don't want to. 

Almost every time someone has found me it has been a disaster. 

I'm sure many of the veteran ASB'ers have been through this. Some 
lurkers are going through it now, I imagine. Do you find yourself 
*trying* to come out despite the fact that you know it would be self 
destructive? Despite the fact that you would get treated like a freak? 
Called dyke? 

I don't mean *wanting* to come out. I mean *trying* to come out. 

Which brings me to the second reason for poking these keys today. I 
saw a bird get hit by a car on my way to work this morning. It broke 
it's wing. And that reminded me of some other freaks I know. 

I mean besides Neets. Although I should probably mention her, too. She 
feels like a freak sometimes. Because if her anorgasmia. It seems to 
her that everyone around her is treating her as though she were 
special, and she hates that. She keeps insisting that it's no big 
deal. She hates it when attention is focused on her because of it. 
Maybe freak is too strong a word. But she doesn't like to be made to 
feel different. 

Jay and I know a couple (from our days in Chicago) that has to deal 
with the problem of being different in a very public way. Call them 
"John" and "Mary." She has cerebral palsy. Not bad, but just enough 
that you can tell something isn't quite right. Her gait is affected a 
little, and the way she holds her hands sometimes reveals her to be 
slightly spastic. In repose she is physically beautiful though; 
slender, blonde, fragile ... and very fortunate to be untouched 
mentally by CP. Not that she's brilliant or witty or anything -- she's 
actually quite ordinary. They have a child, perfect in every way. John 
is unexceptional in appearance but very kind and attentive to her, and 
they both feel very lucky to have each other. 

They don't know about our sexual lifestyle. In fact, we got to know 
them before WE knew about our sexual lifestyle. They'd probably be 
horrified if they knew. 

Anyway, I have talked with them about dealing with the CP, the inlaws, 
friends, etc. "Mary" once commented to me that a lot of people that 
don't know anything about CP ask if she was "that way" when they got 
married. 

They ask the question in a lot of subtle ways, but they are curious, 
and they find ways to ask, and the question has some nasty 
implications. Her reading is that they want to know if John is a saint 
who stuck by her when this problem appeared or if he's a weirdo who 
married her because of it. I was there once when the question was 
asked and saw them look at each other. A little light goes out in her 
eyes. His, too. 

She says her father is no better: he's very protective and still 
hasn't learned to trust her husband. He's suspicious of John's motives 
in marrying her. 

And John hasn't helped matters much. He gets (understandably) a little 
pissed that people would gossip and speculate about his motives, the 
nature of his affection; he's done a lot of soul searching and he is 
sometimes a little too brutal in his honesty. 

When her father asked John how he felt about her CP -- a legitimate 
question for a father to ask, I guess -- he told him that most things 
about their relationship are more important than her disability, but 
he also made it very clear that he loves her because of the way she 
is, not in spite of it. Would he love her more if she could 
miraculously be made perfect? No. But it would change their 
relationship and he hopes he wouldn't love her less. 

I've heard some thoughtless people say that a girl as beautiful as 
Mary wouldn't look twice at a a nondescript guy like John if she 
didn't have a disability. And I've heard them wonder why he took a 
chance with his genetic future by marrying her. What she has to offer 
... what he gets from the relationship. Dark, unkind speculation. They 
can't just take it at face value. 

I asked her how she felt -- not so much about other people, but about 
John. She says John needs to take care of a bird with a broken wing. 
She understands that is part of why he wanted to marry her, and she 
feels lucky to have found someone like that. She's convinced he feels 
lucky, too. She believes him when he says he wouldn't want to change 
anything about her. Of course he would "cure" her if he could, but 
they both believe their relationship might lose something if that were 
to happen. If we're honest here, he might never have been attracted to 
her if she hadn't had CP. Is that so terrible? Does it have to be a 
symptom of something? Can't it just be? Does it have to make them both 
freaks? If you get to know them, you realize they're not. My sexual 
behaviour makes me more of a freak than either of them. 

Sexual behaviour aside: in my own small way, I have a similar problem. 
I have inverted nipples. Jay says this is a genuine case where I have 
the option of considering them a "bug or a feature." He says they're a 
feature. 

But a few bad experiences with men made me feel a bit like a freak 
when I was younger. It took Jay a long time to convince me that he 
really does love them as they are, that he wouldn't want to change 
them, and even if they were easy to fix surgically without risking 
loss of function and sensitivity, he PREFERS them as they are. He even 
says that if I had normal nipples and it were his choice, he would 
prefer them as they are. 

But I'm sure there are people that would think that is weird. They 
think that Jay should want me to be perfect, or at least that he 
should love me less rather than more because of this defect. Feature. 
Or in spite of it. Certainly not because of it. They really make me 
mad. I guess that's why I feel such a kinship with "John" and "Mary". 
We really have very little in common with them for any other reason. 

Imagine a woman with beautiful feet married to someone with a foot 
fetish. Marriage made in heaven? But she might wonder: if he didn't 
have this quirk, would he even care about me? Is our relationship 
based on a psychological quirk rather than real affection and love? I 
guess that would be a pretty shallow foundation for a relationship. Is 
it any more shallow than loving someone for beautiful eyes or a tight 
little ass? 

Jay says my nipples were part of my initial attraction, and that our 
relationship is well beyond that stage, even if they were a major 
factor in our getting together -- which they weren't. In fact, they 
almost kept us apart, I'm so defensive about them. 

I guess we're talking about initial attraction, here, which may always 
be shallow. I don't know. Maybe there's a fear that an initial 
attraction based on a fetish may be abnormal and therefore never 
develop beyond the fetish stage. 

But what if it was abnormal? What if it continued to be important to 
the relationship? 

What if it were important to John to have a bird with a broken wing? 
Does that mean broken birds should go uncared for? 

So anyway: 

This morning the car in front of me hit a bird with it's windshield. 
It was a red-headed woodpecker. I don't know what kind, except it had 
a red head and black feathers. 

The poor thing flopped up into the air and plopped down on the yellow 
line between the lanes of traffic. As my car neared it it fluttered a 
couple of times and discovered it's wings were broken. 

I know I'm reading more into this than the bird was feeling, and a 
bird is just a bird, but I caught a glimpse of it after it tried to 
fly and couldn't. It was a beautiful morning. Clear and mild, blue 
skies... 

It lifted up it's head and looked around at the woods on the far side 
of the road, the perfect sky, all out of reach, and then it bowed it's 
head; the point of it's beak touched the road surface. Then I was past 
it. 

Birds, after all, have bird brains. I can't ascribe deep emotions to 
the damn thing. It's just that there was such sudden resignation in 
the gesture. The bird slumped. I could see recognition of the 
immensity of it's loss in that bowed head. 

All this in just the space of just the few seconds between me and the 
car in front. 

It must have been a half mile before I got into the right lane and 
pulled over. I never found it. I wasn't sure exactly where it had 
been, even. Or what I would have done had I found it. The only other 
hurt bird I tried to help ended up frantic and pecking at me. Some 
birds just don't want help, no matter what. 

Like Neets. She's a broken bird, too, I guess, but she'd blow her top 
if she heard me say so. She hates it when we are careful of her 
feelings because of her anorgasmia. She thinks we are treating it as 
though it were a disease. She gets impatient and says it's no big 
deal. Forget about it. Leave me alone. She doesn't like being singled 
out any more than anyone else. So after a while it becomes natural to 
ignore it. Sometimes her frustration rears it's head anyway. 

I don't know what the point is. I just think of all the broken birds 
that are never found and saved. Why would anyone *want* to label 
someone else as a freak? 

Fortunately, my ego isn't as fragile as that woodpecker's wing. When 
fratboy called me a dyke I told him that actually I was bisexual, but 
that he shouldn't feel threatened because he didn't meet either of my 
standards. But if it makes you feel more comfortable, I said, my 
husband tied me to the bedposts this morning and screwed the daylights 
out of me. 

"Just think," said 
Nurse Jones, 
   "... that was four 
      hours ago and 
         my sperm count 
            is probably *still* 
                higher than yours."     
                


On to the next posting

Back to the Nurse Jones Index

Hosted by www.Geocities.ws

1