NURSE JONES

Nurse Jones, just testing...


From: [email protected] 
Subject: Nurse Jones, just testing... 
Date: 23 Oct 92 16:48:21 GMT 


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                                I'm BACK! 
 
"I'm back! Am I back? Hello ....?" Nurse Jones' parachute settles over 
her head. She can be seen wrestling with her, um, equipment underneath 
the silk. 

"Hmmm. I think I'm having deja vu. Why does this seem so familiar?" 

(More wrestling under the silk.) 

"Isn't there supposed to be a ripcord or something....? I wonder what 
happens if you pull on this...? (Zzzzzzip.) Hmmm. Or rub this? 
Mmmmmm...!" 

Sorry. I'm getting carried away under here. It's the silk. And all 
these ropes... 

So anyway: Hello? Testing, testing? Oop. Sorry, I forgot: No Testing. 
It works. Have a little faith, already. 

A reincarnated wizvax *and* godiva. I hardly know where to post first. 

What a *wonderful* name for an anonymous service. Named after my 
*favorite* food. I blow kisses in Karl's general direction. No test 
kisses, though. 

Any of the old gang still out there? Do I see any armor shining in the 
distance? 

Yow, but I missed ASB. But I'm BACK! Doesn't anybody even want to know 
what happened to me? 

So E me, people, before I get outed again and lose this account, too. 
Is the old gang still there? I need to say hello. It's been a long 
time. A lot has happened. I have tales to tell. Apologies to 
apologize. Hugs to hug. It's been 6 months! 

Just tell me one thing: is the "Faggots Must Die" thread dead yet? 

And doesn't *anybody* want to know what I did on my summer vacation? 

Or who I did it to? 

Eeep! A horrible thought just crossed my mind. (Horrible as it was, it 
looked a little nervous coming out the far side...8) 

Is there *anyone* left out there that even *remembers* Nurse Jones? Or 
am I making a fool of myself here...? 

I *know* Michael is still here somewhere. 

What about STella? averti? Amelia? Lothie? Roo? And Ol' Sarge? I 
always had a soft spot for him, and he never knew why. Any flame- 
seared old survivors limping about in dented armor? 

Nurse Jones, 
    testing, 
      testing? 
         One, two, three, 
            buckle my knee... 



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