From: [email protected]
Subject: A snapshot from Nurse Jones' album
Date: 11 Feb 92 22:01:01 GMT
From Nurse Jones,
Anita was working on a sketch last weekend, and while she worked, I
talked about some of the things Jay has done to me. At one point she
said that ever since our first night together, she had wondered what I
would look like wearing a ball gag. She said that the thought has
crossed her mind more than once. I kind of laughed, because I talk a
lot (because posing is so boring), and I thought she wanted me to shut
up so she could concentrate, but she said no, she was serious.
So I went and got the one Jay has. It's too big for me to wear
comfortably for very long. After a few minutes, my jaw hurts and my
throat starts to ache and my ears will even start to ring if he leaves
it in too long. I'm not into pain, but it's the worst (read most
painful) thing he's ever done to me. It's not nearly as bad as the
things Anita wants from Tom though, (like whipping her). I feel like
an awful wimp complaining, especially in front of her.
Anyway, I explained all this to her, and I went and got it. It has a
paddlock and key. I put it in my mouth for her, and buckled the buckle
in back, just so she could see. She looked at me for a few seconds
(that seemed like ages), and she (gently) took the lock and key from
me and went to lock it on. She did it slowly, to give me plenty of
time to back away and stop her, and I almost did. I caught her hand
and held it for just a second, looking into her eyes, (of course, I
couldn't say anything). She didn't say anything, or try to persuade
me, she just looked back into my eyes. I let her hand go.
And then I turned and let her lock it on. We didn't leave it on long.
It didn't even begin to hurt before she took it off, but before she
did, she kissed me, kissed my lips all around the edges where they
were stretched around the gag.
She told me I looked very sexy with it on. I think I look awful.
But it *was* very sexy being kissed that way. Usually, whenever I have
that thing in my mouth, the only thing I can think about is getting it
out before it starts to hurt.
But for that minute, she almost made me forget to worry.
Ahem.
So the punchline is that I just talked to her on the phone and she
says she walks around looking at people all day now, wondering what
they would look like with a ball gag. She says she's a pervert and
it's MY fault.
So anyway, I like Anita a lot. I am reeeeeeeeeealy lucky. Jay isn't
jealous, so I get TWO people. What a deal. Knock on wood. It's like
being suddenly a millionaire or something.
I notice that "Hell is (still) real and we are all going to burn
forever." Couldn't we just start with hot wax and kind of work up to
that burning business? Those people have no sense of humor. Have you
ever noticed there isn't a single joke in the bible? I mean with the
exception of Leviticus, which is more along the lines of a satire, or
a parody. And I guess the Reverends Swaggart and Baker both have a
pretty highly developed sense of humor. But besides them.
Who knows? Maybe our fundamentalist is right. Maybe we're in for
another biblical flood or something. Naaah. That idea didn't work.
Obviously.
How come sex got to be dirty in the first place? Has there ever been a
culture or a time when people weren't uptight about it? Is there some
biological reason for this attitude?
Or maybe God was a republican?
Speaking of sex, I stopped going to the fitness center after my wisdom
teeth came out. Maybe I can persuade Anita to go one Saturday and
together we can top the entire room. Flash! Hormones flood Nautilus
Center! Fire department called in! City police baffled!
Anyway, I have to get back in shape.
Nurse Jones,
Not quite
fit
to
be
tied.
PS. Somebody wrote yesterday and called me a Net.Queen. It's so
stupid, and I should never admit this, but I get such a kick out of
that. That's the third time somebody's called me that (or
Net.Goddess). I was squealing delight at my monitor and Jay says from
the next room, "Somebody called you a net goddess again, didn't they."
He's always catching me like that. Wise guy.
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