From: [email protected] Subject: Nurse Jones on oral surgeons Date: 3 Feb 92 15:32:25 GMT From Nurse Jones, Well, the wizteeth are out. Waaaaaah. I look like a chipmunk and my mouth tastes like the floor of the Iraqi Army's used sandal repository. Hey, did I tell you, I learned to drive a fork lift last week? Jesus, if I could only just drive one to work. Talk about a solution to the parking problem. And I know just whose car I would move, too. There's this oral surgeon. Short and bald with ears like jug handles. He looks like my volkswagen with both doors open, except different colors. He's pink and white instead of bondo and primer. And he's way too cheerful for his own personal safety. It would do him good to find his BMW parked on top of a hydrant. You may have deduced that I presently have about as much charisma as a speed bump. Waaaaah. Nurse Jones Waaaaah. PS! I posted a humongous file in which Anita and I revealed all, but the first half bounced. I hope it got through the second time. Sorry. I sent it in 2 packages: The List Column 3a and 3b. AND Anita wants to paint me. Ahem. I mean paint a painting of me. I guess you have to be specific about such things on this newsgroup. She's an art major, and she paints paintings. She's pretty good, too. I mean, her people look like real people, her skies are blue; you know, traditional stuff like that. I've never been an artist's model. It doesn't sound like it would be much fun after the first 10 minutes.
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