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Nurse Jones, hello?


From: [email protected] 
Subject: Nurse Jones, hello? 
Date: 22 Jan 92 10:21:25 GMT 
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From Nurse Jones, 

Two things: Am I getting through to anyone out there? I've stopped 
receiving wiz-e-mail, and I don't know if my e-mail is getting out. 
Either I've been missing something, or nothing's been going on. 

Second: Something happened last Saturday night. I guess I'll write a 
post about it, but I have to ask "A" who doesn't care anymore if I 
tell you her name is Anita. So Mr. Josan didn't "out" anyone after 
all. 

And I see that she has delurked. Unless that is a different Anita. The 
address is different, but what do _I_ know. MY address is different 
half the time. My first wiznumber is 1761, but I have at least four or 
five. Apparently we get a new one every time a post "takes a new path 
to wizvax." Whatever that means. Anyway, the last e-mail I got from 
Anita said it was okay to use her real name. Then somebody who I think 
is Anita delurked, but I haven't found out for sure yet. I'm not sure 
yet if it's just wizvax, or if I'm not getting _any_ e-mail anymore. 

I have decided one thing after last Saturday, though. If God had 
intended us to have relationships where N > 2, he would have given us 
more organs. 

I've discovered an alternative dimension here: time. As far as I'm 
concerned, N=2 all the time. It's just that it can be a different 2 at 
different times. Sometimes it can be someone other than Jay for a long 
time. Well, not a LONG time, but last Saturday, it SEEMED like 
*hours*. 

It's a beginning. 

At least we did something on Saturday. I could easily have chickened 
out. You know me. Instead, I panicked and did all the things you are 
supposed to do when guests stay overnight. Cooked a turkey. Wiped the 
lipstick off the milk carton. Borrowed furniture. Stuff like that. 

I have to get organized. 

And talk about your music to do it by, I got e-mail from some guy who 
masturbates to the Flight of the Bumble Bee. Is that safe? Couldn't he 
dislocate something? Or sprain something? 

The mind boggles. So do other parts. 

Nurse Jones, 
   who thinks that ninety-eight 
     percent of the people that post to ASB 
       give the other two percent a 
         bad name. 



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