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| I heard Spagettios give you swollen balls, and I love Spagettios....mmm good |
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| There's something disturbingly gratifying about taking a dump that's bigger than ur erect penis, along with feelings of weight loss. |
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| 7-27-05 |
| I wonder what the world would be like if the size of your penis or boobs was determined by the number of letters in the month you were born. June... Im fucked |
| Wizard replies: December. 2nd only 2 september. Haha fucker Waltz replies: Could be worse u could be MAY! |
| 7-29-05 |
| What would you do with a gym bag that fits 2 shirts, sneakers, a bottle of water and 2 dead monkeys that you got as a free gist for opening up a checking account? |
| Galfo replies: Open up 4 more accounts for my other monkeys. |
| 8-2-05 |
| When it rains, people say turn that frown upside down. Well I say put ur dick on the upper lip, being careful not to slip, especially when using chapstick |
| Clark replies: And why would I want to get nowhere fast...I mean if its nowhere there is probably notmuch going on there... |
| When it rains, people say turn that frown upside down. Well I say put ur dick on the upper lip, being careful not to slip, especially when using chapstick |
| Clark replies: And why would I want to get nowhere fast...I mean if its nowhere there is probably notmuch going on there... |
| 8-10-05 |
| Well Bobby, when man loves a woman, they kiss, they fuck, they have a child that is the mans best friends, followed by years of distrust and premature release, then the man goes to work in a dog food factory and meets a smely hoe and gets HIV from the needle he shared with ur mother. Understand son. |