| LOST BOYS |
| Name: Nemo Age: 23 Missing as of: Mid August '03 Circumstances of disappearance: abducted at a friends graduation party Assumed whereaboutz: bedroom(hiding) Status: Hopeless Last siting: A small child saw him on all hallows eve engraving what some think is his last will and testament on a pumpkin. |
| Stayed tuned for further updates and information. If any one has any information on the whereabouts or status of the fore mentioned individuals please contact the CENTER FOR MEN TRAPPED BY WOMEN This foundation was created and designed to help those friends in need of escape from their girlfrends. I, myself, am the president and founder of the organization, as I was once a victim to such unspeakable crimes against friends and all of MANkind. Trapped for years and brainwashed into thinking that my life was actually fun, I was rescued by people I would grow to call my friends once again. I urge you to not give up in the rescue efforts that are being put forth to combat the forces of evil and to help our friends, as I was rescued on October 2, 2002. Please remember this isn't a battle they can win on their own. |
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| These 4 have been saved not because they converted to Isalm, because they listened to their friends. |
| The following have been placed in order according to the priority and severity of their case: |
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| After some outside influences from my relatives on my birthday, we can let freedom ring and it sounds a little something like GALFOOOOOO! |
| He's finally out baby and Patty cakes is ready to roll. The water is clear and the smell is tempting but be strong. Why, cause you know you can't swim with long sleeves. |
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| Name: Moe Age: 25 Missing as of: Majune '05 Circumstances of disappearance: After watching the episode of Full House when Stephanie Tanner gets a horse, he ran down to a basement in Lancaster to play 1 on 1 beer pong. Assumed whereaboutz: In his bedroom eating cheesecake and drinking wine or at his parents. Status: SSSSShady Last siting: After taking 4 hours to make a 2 1/2 hour drive down to wine country, the bastard stole my truck and went to play with the chipmunks and feed the geese at the Watkins Glen State Park. |
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