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| Thanks to OMG Magazine, I've lost 50 lbs in 2 weeks! |
| "Comp News! Magazine"?! Super Duck, we can't afford all these magazine subscriptions. |
| Wait a second..I'm the centerfold? That doesn't make any sense. |
| Thanks to your stupid Internet, I got this blue dress. Thanks! |
| Comp News makes me dizzy. Whoo! |
| The Internet tastes kind of tangy today. |
| Tangy is a band. See and hear Tangy on the Internet. |
| Let's stop Patrick from being burninated! |
| Wait. When did you say you dyed your hair blonde? |
| Shut up and order some frickin' coffee, Super Duck! |
| This isn't any better! |
| Yes! My new issue of OMG magazine! It's so cool! |
| Wow! It's the special edition with Morgan on the cover! |
| I ordered it for the great weight loss tips. I'm ballooning up here! |
| Gimme! I want to check the centerfold! |
| Is there anything in there about how to look as slim as Morgan? |
| Sarah Lane on the phone? What kind of centerfold is that? |
| What! Can I get me a better dress? |
| Note: Due to some complaints, I have retyped the words into/onto the comics since they didn't transfer well from computer to web. |