Quotes

1. "Never eat more than you can lift."
                                   Miss Piggy

2. "Cleaning your house while your kids are still young is like shoveling
              the walk before it stops snowing."
                                    Phyllis Diller

3. "Ginger Rodgers did everything that Fred Astaire did.
              She just did it backwards and in high heels."

4. "If Truth is Beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the Library?"
                                    Lily Tomlin

5. "Never play leap frog with a Unicorn."
                                    Asian Proverb

6. "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
                                    Yogi Berra

7. "I'm not afraid of Death. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
                                    Woody Allen

8. "The sky is the daily bread of the eyes."
                                    Ralph Waldo Emerson

9. "When you press a stone, the stone presses back."
                                    Isaac Newton

10. "Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
                                    Victor Borge

11. "I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign."
                                     Mae West

12. "Music is another planet."
                                     Alphonse Daudet

13. "It ain't the dog in the fight, it's the fight in the dog."
                                    Sports commercial

14. "Thank goodness, I had two parents who loved me enough
             to stay on my case."
                                      Shaquille O'Neal