Dear_Phineas2

Q: "Yeah but, How do I get to the Land of Yes,
              and how will I know when I get there?
        Are there Signs"?
A: "Yes."

Yes. The Land of Yes has Signs, so you will know
          when you get there.
The first thing you will notice is that
        "Everything is Connected..." (Click, Click...)

In the Land of Yes:
         The air does not have to be �conditioned�
                and the water does not have to be bottled.
         The Traffic Jams are fruit compote
                 and the Toll Booth collects flowers.
         The Nuclear Power Plant is a plant
                 and the World Bank is a Food Co-op.
        The Security Council is the Sierra Club
                 and the 5-Star General is an Astronomer.
         The Highway Dept. is an Ecumenical Council
                 and the IRS is a museum.
         Bill Gates is a postage stamp
                 and Earth Day is celebrated on Mars.
In the Land of Yes:
         The President is pregnant, again...

These are some Signs that will let you know
         that you have arrived...
When you are there, you will be here:

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