1st_Period_English

THE TEACHER HE

The Teacher He
         We call him Mr. Dude and Major Deadly.
The Teacher He
         Cracks jokes a lot. He makes me feel good
         Even when I�m Uncool or unsteady.
The Teacher He
         Talks a lot with his hands flying
         and He writes a lot with chalk
         all over the blackboard.
The Teacher He
         Draws a lot of Killer Pictures
         and he gives�em to us as Prizes
         for doing Best Homework.
The Teacher He
         Wears John Lennon eyeglasses
         and a Harley vest and a bluejean jacket.
The Teacher He
         Has curly black hair like Dead Spiders.
The Teacher He
         Wears his pens on his hip
          in a holster He made out of leather.
The Teacher He
         Works us hard a lot
         He says �Thinking is Strenuous Activity.�
The Teacher He
         He tells us stories a lot,
         He says He sleeps with his Dictionary
         under his pillow.
        He says it�s good for his dreams.
The Teacher He
         He�s weird...
         But I learn a lot, in his English.