Shy Pudding Dictionary
(the words we use that would confuse a normal person - constantly under construction)

blathersmite: to confuse and mentally damage one's enemy by producing a stream of pure confusion and lack of sense

boyerfire: boyfriend, only drunker

cheddar-laden: the state of being overwhelmed by cheddar

computer telepathy: two or more computers transferring data to each other at a rate that is technologically impossible, or inheriting traits from one another

craughing: laughing so hard as to cry

faux-stoner: one who laughs at stupid shit and says even stupider shit, even though not under the influence of any foreign chemicals

FTOTITHSOI: fucking thing on the internet that has shit on it. Also known as a weblog or blog, only cooler

hivasiphagohnaherpeles: a conglomeration of nearly every sexually transmitted disease

love bottle: a plastic bottle used as a proxy for a phallus

money-budget: a budget, only with money, as opposed to a time-budget or a somethingelse-budget

plant-meat: the meaty part of a plant, which one eats

poo sex: just what you'd imagine

ramblivity: the property of being ramblivious; saying worthless and confusing things, see also: blathersmite

seelping: sleeping, only dumber

shotgun-squared: the act of calling shotgun for the present car ride and the return trip all at once

stuper: really, really stupid

telepate: to have psychic communication between 2 or more people

telettuce: a combination tomato/lettuce