A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation to reduce the size of
her vagina lips. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she's
embarassed and doesn't want anyone to find out. The doctor agrees. She wakes up from her operation and finds three roses carefully placed beside her bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor and says, "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
"Don't worry," he says, "I didn't tell anybody. The first rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself. The second one is from my nurse. She assisted me with the operation, and she had the operation done herself."
"Who gave the third rose?" she asked.
"Oh," says the doctor, "that one rose is from a guy upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears!"
-Courtesy of Vincent Feudore D. Santos
