A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he went to see the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem.
The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try
startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try his suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home, he found his wife in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they found themselves in the 69 position. The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol.
The next day, the man went back to the doctor.
The doctor asked, "How did it go?"
The man answered, "Not that well.... when I fired the pistol, my wife peed in my face, bit three inches off my penis and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"
-Courtesy of Nano Dapogi
