A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five-iron
wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," says the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white in it's rear end.
I walked over and lifted the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball stuck in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?", asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife... 'Hey this looks like yours!'"
-Courtesy of Ronnie Bermudo
