A man is stranded on an island. He has been shipwrecked for two months and has managed to survive, but with no human contact at all. One day, he finishes a little canoe he has been working on to travel to a nearby island. When he gets there, he finds a beautiful girl, also stranded by herself for two months.
They strike up a conversation and become best friends right away. Turns out the girl used to be a model, before she got stranded. Then one day the girl says to the guy, "You know, I'm a woman and I have needs..." The guy says, "Say no more," and takes off her clothes and they have sex all night.
The next day he comes back to the island to see the girl again. They talk for a while and he says, "You know, I'm a man and I have needs too..." She says, "Say no more," and begins undressing. The guy says, "No no no no! That's not what I mean! Here, put this on" and gives her a large sweater, a pair of sunglasses and a baseball hat. She puts them all on,' and he says, "DUDE! You will NEVER guess who I fucked last night!"
-Courtesy of Arnold
