Two women, best friends, went on a night out to celebrate their birthdays which both fell on the same day. All night, they took to the cocktails with such glee that, as expected, they got incredibly drunk.
Walking home after a great party, they both felt a sudden urge to pee. They were very near a graveyard and, as it was all dark and quiet, one of them suggested they just relieve themselves behind a headstone.
The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them, and threw them away. Her friend, however, was wearing an expensive thong and didn't want to ruin it, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls' nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties."
"That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came home with a sympathy card stuck between her butt-cheeks cheeks that said, "From all of us at the Fire Station, we'll never forget you!"
-Courtesy of James
