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Bristles
A peasant girl of 14 went to work in a broom factory. After two months of
diligent work, she told the boss she was quitting in two weks. Naturally, he was
surprised and was unwilling to let her go. He called her into his office and
demended an explanation.
"I just want to quit, that's all," she said sullenly.
"I'll give you a raise."
"No thanks."
"You can't quit just like that. There must be a reason. Tell me."
"Okay, if you really must know."
The girl suddenly took off her panties and pointed at her pubic hair.
"Look, boss, I didn't have this before. It's the broom's bristles, I tell you."
The boss was tickled by her innocence. So he pulled down his pants, took off his
briefs and showed her his penis, pointing at his own pubic hair.
"Ha ha ha! My dear, it's nature. Look, I have it, too."
"Oh no!" the girl cried.
"I can't wait two weeks. I'm gonna quit now. Not only have you got the bristles,
you've grown the handle as well."
-Courtesy of Jhimboy Lejano III