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Frequently Asked Questions |
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Yes, thats right ladies and gents, you are not mistaken... the shell of a man that you see pictured below is the "genius" behind PhilSpikes.com and Mix_Ur_Shrooms productions: |
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Over the past few weeks I have managed to sift through your hate e-mails and the thousands of penis extension ads currently infesting the PhilMail inbox to bring you this glorius spanking new section. Here i have compiled the answers to the most common questions i get asked with regards to the web site and a few others with the intention of hopefully setting right any misconceptiuons I may have created about PhilSpikes.com. |
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AND SO WE BEGIN... |
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Q. What inspired you to create this web site?
The greasy mullet beast that feeds off the eyes of the innocent and dwells upon the tip of Philips head. And a surprisingly large amount of free time on my hands... lots of free time... free time... I dont sleep you see... never sleep... never sleep... |
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Q, I dont think his hair is that bad! Why are you making such a big deal about it?
Because your stupid and I hate you! Look at it! You are wrong, You are ignorant and you will see it. I am here to show you imbeciles how wrong you are. You will see that people who attempt to express themselves (with hair or otherwise) or dare to excuse their abnormalities as a contribution towards their own "individuality" are degenerative sub-human scum, they corrupt our societies and must be destroyed at all costs. Originality is a menace that gnaws at the very root of all we hold dear. They should be phsically and mentally tortured. They must be taught through hours of ridicule and mental anguish to change their behaviour, they will change, you will change... CONFORM CONSUME OBEY!!! |
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Q. Your just an arsehole really aren't you? An arsehole with too much time on his hands?
I am so Lonely, so very lonely... |
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Q. How long did it take you to makethe whole thing?
Shut up! Im not talking to you anymore... i grow weary of your vicious critque. |
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Q. Well then why have you set up a FAQ section? Surely the whole purpose of this melodrama is to gauge the reaction of your audience, learn from there criticisms and over time adapt to them? You place yourself above this Philip Smith, yet you are unable to rise to the challenges of your own audience! You're just a bully really aren't you? There is no higher purpose to your actions as you suggest, you just get cheap kicks out of pointing out other peoples vulnerabilities to protect yourself from your own. You are nothing more than an arrogant little child, aren't you!?
i Hate you. |
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