so ugly,
so stinky.
Oblivious to the world around him,
he doesn't know, that nobody likes him at all...
He's got a cat named Charlie,
he thinks,
he's so knarly.
It's like he's stuck inside a movie,
he thinks my girlfriend,
is pretty darn groovy...
Chorus:
He's always hittin' on my girlfriend.
Don't know what he's doin', whoa,
he's hittin' on my girlfriend.
Doesn't have a clue, as to what he's doin'.
Take my girlfriend to the drive-in,
he's there,
rollin' in a Gremlin.
See him workin' at the KFC,
can't help,
but notice how he envies me...
(chorus)