on a sunshine happy day,
see her movin' through her yard,
so close yet far away.
I just want to hold her,
together we will stick,
she's the girl next door,
and she's diabetic.
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We'll run through the hills,
and she'll take her sugar pills,
we'll check her glucose level,
together.
We'll dine out on the beach,
watchin' everything she eats,
she'll be my diabetic girl,
forever...
Chomp my butterfinger,
and guzzle down a coke,
then guilt comes to me,
makes me wanna choke.
I have now concluded,
yeah I know what I'll do,
devote my life to her,
and be diabetic too.
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I'd like to send her flowers,
and a box of chocolates too,
but I'm afraid that might get dangerous,
so roses will have to do.
I'll slap on some blue jeans,
and I'll run all the way,
right up to her doorbell,
where I'll cry and run away.
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