"Mmm.. that sounds nice... whatever you were about to say."
"Free bacon.. What's up?!?!?!"
"Screw chicks man... I just wanna dance."
"Dude, save me a meatball sandwich... God, those are good."
"You know, football is kinda like porn. It has tons of action and I just can't seem to take my eyes off of it, but when it's over, I wonder why I just spent all afternoon watching it."
"Tommy... well, he's gay."
"Hey, just call me iron horse."
"I know it's just fun, but in the back of mind I think it would be cool to get a deal."
Direct quote from the Evansville Courier and Press