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Eminem - The Eminem Show
1. Curtains Up
2. White America
3. Business
4. Cleanin Out My Closet
5. Square Dance
6. The Kiss
7. Soldier
8. Say Goodbye Hollywood
9. Drips
10. Without Me
11. Paul Rosenberg
12. Sing For The Moment
13. Superman
14. Halie's Song
15. Steve Burman
16. When The Music Stops
17. Say What You Say
18. Till I Collapse
19. My Dad's Gone Crazy
20. Curtains Close
1. Curtains Up
Instrumental2. White America
(Prelude)America! We love you!
How many people are proud to be citizens of this beautiful country of ours?
The stripes and the stars for the rights that men have died for to protect
The women and men who have broke their necks for the freedom of speech the
United States government has sworn to uphold. (Yo I want everybody to
listen to the words of this song) or so we're told...
Verse 1
I never would've dreamed in a million years I'd see, so many motherfuckin'
people who feel like me who share the same views and the same exact beliefs,
it's like a fuckin' army marchin' in back of me So many lives I touch, so
much anger aimed in no particular direction, just sprays and sprays and
straight through your radio waves it plays and plays, till it stays stuck
in your head for days and days who woulda thought, standing in this mirror
bleachin' my hair, with some peroxide, reachin for a t-shirt to wear
that I would catapult to the forefront of rap like this? How could I predict
my words would have an impact like this I must've struck a chord, with
somebody up in the office, cuz Congress keeps telling me I ain't causin'
nuthin' but problems and now they're sayin' I'm in trouble with the government,
I'm lovin' it, I shoveled shit all my life and now I'm dumping it on...
Chorus X2
White America!
I could be one of your kids
White America!
Little Eric looks just like this
White America!
Erica loves my shit
I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get
Verse 2
Look at these eyes, baby blue, baby just like yourself, if they were brown
Shady lose, Shady sits on the shelf but Shady's cute, Shady knew Shady's
dimples would help, make ladies swoon baby, ooh baby! Look at my sales
Lets do the math, If I was black I would've sold half, I aint have to
graduate from Lincoln High School to know that but I could rap, so fuck
school, I'm too cool to go back, gimme the mic, show me where the fuckin'
studio's at When I was underground, no one gave a fuck I was white, no
labels wanted to sign me almost gave up, I was like Fuck it, until I met
Dre, the only one who looked past, gave me a chance, and I lit a fire up
under his ass helped him get back to the top, every fan black that I got
was probably his in exchange for every white fan that he's got Like damn,
we just swapped. Sittin' back lookin' at shit, wow, I'm like my skin is
it starting to work to my benefit now!
Chorus X2
Verse 3
See the problem is I speak to suburban kids who otherwise would of never
knew these words exist whose moms probably woulda never gave two squirts
of piss, till I created so much motherfuckin' turbulence straight out the
tube, right into your living rooms I came, and kids flipped when they knew
I was produced by Dre That's all it took, and they were instantly hooked
right in, and they connected with me too because I looked like them that's
why they put my lyrics up under this microscope, searchin' with a fine
tooth comb, its like this rope waitin' to choke, tightening around my
throat, watching me while I write this, like I don't like this (nope!)
All I hear is: lyrics, lyrics, constant controversy, sponsors working
round the clock, to try to stop my concerts early surely hip hop was
never a problem in Harlem only in Boston, after it bothered the fathers
of daughters starting to blossom so now I'm catchin' the flack from these
activists when they raggin', actin' like I'm the first rapper to smack a
bitch, or say faggot shit, just look at me like I'm your closest pal, the
posterchild, the mother fuckin' spokesman now for...
Chorus X2
Verse 4
So to the parents of America
I am the derringer aimed at little Erica, to attack her character
The ringleader of this circus of worthless pawns
Sent to lead the march right up to the steps of Congress
And piss on the lawns of the White House, to burn the flag and replace it
with a Parental Advisory sticker
To spit liquor in the face in this democracy of hypocrisy
Fuck you Ms. Cheney! Fuck you Tipper Gore! Fuck you with the freest of
speech this divided states of embarassment will allow me to have, Fuck you!
I'm just playin' America, you know I love you...
3. Business
(Dre) Marshall... sounds like an S.O.S(Eminem) Holy wack un-lyrical lyrics Andre, your fuckin' right-
(Dre) To the rapmobile...Let's g
(Background) Marshall
(Background) Marshall!
(Eminem) Bitches and gentlemen, its showtime! Hurry hurry, step right u
Introducing the star of our show his name is.
(Background) Marshall!
(Eminem) You wouldn�t want to be anywhere else in the world right now S
without further ado, I bring to yo
(Background) Marshall!
You bout to witness hip hop in its most purest
most rawest form, flow almost flawless
most hardest, most honest known artist
chip off the old block
but old Doc is BACK
looks like Batman brought his own Robin.
Oh god, Sadam�s got his own Laden
wit� his own private plane, his own pilot
set to blow college dorm rooms doors off the hinges
oranges, peach, pears, plums, syringes
unn unnn, yea here I come
I�m inches away from you, dear fear none
hip hop is in a state of nine-one one s
Chorus: (x2)
Let�s get down to business
I don�t got no time to play around what is this?
Must be a circus in town
let�s shut the shit down on these clowns
Can I get a witness? Hell yea!
Quick gotta move fast, gotta perform miracles
Gee wilikers Dre, holy bat syllables
look at all the bullshit that goes on in Gotham when I�m gone
Time to get rid of these rap criminals
So skip to your lou while I do what I do best
You ain�t even impressed no more, you're used to it
flows too wet, nobody close to it, nobody says it
but still everybody knows the shi
the most hated on out of all of those who say they get hated o
in eighty songs and exaggerate it all so much
they make it all up, there�s no such thing
like a female with good looks, who cooks and cleans
it just means so much more to so much mor
people when you�re rappin� and you know what for
the show must go on
So I�d like to welcome y�all to Marshall and Andre�s carnival
c�mon! Now�..
Chorusx
its just like old times, the dynamic duo, two old friends
why panic, you already who�s fully capable
the two caped heroes
dial straight down the center eight zero zero
you can even call collect
the most feared duet, since me and Elto
played career Russian roulett
and you never even see me blink or get to bustin' a sweat
people steppin� over people just to rush to the set
just to get to see an MC who breathes so freely
ease over these beats and be so breezy
Jesus how can shit be so easy
how can one Chandra be so levy?
turn on these beats, MC�s don�t see me
Believe me BET and MT
are gonna grieve when we leave
dog fo� sheezy
Can�t leave rap alone the game needs me
till we grow beards, get weird and disappear into the mountains
Nothing but clowns down here
but we ain�t fuckin� around round here
Yo Dre�.
(Dre) what up
Can I get a hell yea now
(Dre)Hell yea
Chorusx2
So there you have it folks
Marshall has come to save the day
back with his friend Andre
and to remind you that bullshit does not pay
because Marshall! And Andre are here to sta
and never go away until our dying da
until we�re old and gray Marshall
So until next time friend
same blond hair, same rap channel
good night everyone thank you for coming
your host for the evening� Marshall! Oh�
4. Cleanin Out My Closet
Where's my snareI have no snare on my headphones..
There you go, yeah, yo, yo.
Have you ever been hated or discriminated against? I have.
I've been protested and demonstrated against.
Picket signs for my wicked rhymes, look at the times!
Sick is the mind of the mothafuckin' kid thats behind.
All this commotion, emotions, run deep as oceans explodin'
tempers flarin from parents, just blow 'em off and keep goin',
not takin nothin from no one. Give 'em hell as long as I'm breathin'.
Keep kickin' ass in the morning and taking names in the evening,
leave 'em with a taste as sour as vinegar as in their mouth.
See they can trigger me, but they never figure me out!
Look at me now, I bet you're probably sick of me now!
Ain't you mama I'mma make you look so ridiculous now.
I'm sorry mama!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry!
But tonight I'm cleaning out my closet!
One more time..
I said I'm sorry mama!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry!
But tonight I'm cleaning out my closet!
I got some skeletons in my closet and I dont know if no ones knows it,
so before they thrown me inside my coffin' and close it, I'mma expose it.
I'll take you back to '73, before I ever had a multi-platinum selling CD.
I was a baby, maybe just a couple a months.
My faggot father must have had his panties up in a bunch.
'Cause he split, I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye.
No I dont, on second thought I just fuckin' wished he would die!
I look at Hailie and I couldn't picture leavin' her side.
Even if I hated Kim I'd grit my teeth and I'd try to make it work
with her at least for Hailie's sake.
I maybe made some mistakes but I'm only human.
But I'm man enough to face them today!
What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb.
But the smartest shit I did was take the bullets out of that gun!
'Cause I'd have killed em,
shit, I would have shot Kim an' him both, its my life.
I'd like to welcome y'all to The Eminem Show.
I'm sorry mama!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry!
But tonight I'm cleaning out my closet!
One more time..
I said I'm sorry mama!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry!
But tonight I'm cleaning out my closet!
Now, I would never diss my own mama just to get recognition.
Take a second to listen for you think this record is dissin'.
But put yourself in my position, just try to envision,
witnissin' your mama poppin' prescription pills in the kitchen.
Bitchin' that someones always going through her purse and shits missin'.
Going through public housing systems victim of Munchausen's syndrome
My whole life I was made to believe I was sick when I wasn't.
'Till I grew up, now I blew up, it makes you
sick to your stomach, doesnt it?
Wasn't it the reason you made that CD for me, Ma?
So you could try to justify the way you treated me, Ma?
But guess what, you're gettin' older now and its cold when you're lonely
and Nathan's growing up so quick, he's gonna know that your phony.
And Hailie's getting so big now, you should see her, she's beautiful.
But you'll never see her, she wont even be at you're funeral!
See what hurts me the most is that you won't admit you was wrong.
Bitch, do ya song, keep tellin' yourself that you was a mom.
But how dare you try to take what you didnt help me to get?
You selfish bitch! I hope you fuckin' burn in hell for this shit!
Remember when Ronnie died and you said you wished it was me?
Well guess what, I am dead, dead to you as can be.
I'm sorry mama!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry!
But tonight I'm cleaning out my closet!
One more time..
I said I'm sorry mama!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry!
But tonight I'm cleaning out my closet!
5. Square Dance
People! . . . .It feels so good to be back!
Ladies and gentleman
Introducing the new and
Improved you know who
Never been the type to bend or budge
The wrong button to push, no friend of bush
I'm the centerpiece, you're a maltese, i'm a pitbull off his leash
All this peace-talk can cease
All these people i had to leave in limbo
I'm back no
I've come to release this info
I'll be brief and let me just keep shit simple
Cannabitch, don't want no beef with slim, NOO!
Not even on my radar
So won't you please jump off my dick, lay off and stay off
and follow me as i put these crayons to chaos
from seance to seance
aw-a--aw-ch-a-aw'
(chorus x2)
So come on now
Lets all get on now
Doh si doh now
We gon' have a good ol' time
Dont be scerrrd (scared)
cuz therrr (there) ain't nuttin' to werrr (worry) 'bout
Let your hair down
Square dance with me!
Let your hair down to the track
Yeh, kick on back(BOO!)
The boogie-monster of rap, yeh, the man's back!
With a plan to ambush this bush administration
Mush the senates face in and push this generation
Of kids to stand and fight for the right to say somethin'
You might not like
This white hot light that im under
No wonder i look so sunburnt,
Oh no, i won't leave no stone unturned
Oh no, i won't leave won't go nowhere
Doh-si-soh oh! yo! ho! hello there!
Oh yeh! don't think i won't go there
Go to BEIRUT (the capital of LEBANON )and do a show there
Yeh you laugh til your motherfuckin' ass gets drafted
When you're at band camp thinkin' the crap cant happen
'Til you fuck around, get an anthrax napkin
Inside a package wrapped in saran wrap wrappin'
Open the plastic, and then you stand back gaspin'
Fuckin' assassins hijackin' amtracks crashin'
All this terror, america demands action
Next thing you know, you've got uncle sam's ass askin'
To join the army, or what you'll do for their navy
You just a baby gettin' recruited at 18
You're on a plane now eatin' their food and their baked beans
I'm 28, they gon take you 'fore they take me
Crazy insane or insane crazy?
When i say hussein, you say shady!
My views ain't changed still inhumane,wait,
Arraigned 2 days late, the date's today
Hang me!
(chorus x2)
So come on now
Lets all get on now
Doh si doh now
We gon' have a good ol' time
Dont be scerrrd (scared)
cuz therrr (there) ain't nuttin' to werrr (worry) 'bout
Let your hair down
Square dance with me!
Nothin' moves me more than a groove that soothes me
Nothin' soothes me more than a groove that boosts me
Nothin' boosts me more or suits me beautifully
There's nothin' you can do to me, stab me, shoot me
Physcotic hypnotic produc
I got the antibotic
Ain't nobody hotter and so o
and yada yada
God I talk alot of cum-de-lay-la-la-la
Oochie walla um da dah da dah da but you gotta gotta
Keep movin' there's more music to make
Keep makin' new shit, produce hits to break
The monotony whats gotten into me?
Drugs, rock and hennesey, thug like I'm 'Pac on my enemies
On your knees, got you under siege
Somebody you would give a lung to be
Hun-ga-ry like a fucking younger me
Fuck the fee, I can get you jumped for free
yah buddy, laugh it's funny
I have the money to have you killed by somebody who has nothing
I pass bluffing, pass the K-
Lets get ready for some intense serious ass fuckin
(chorus x2)
So come on now
Lets all get on
Doh si doh now
We gon' have a good ol' time
Dont be scerrrd (scared)
cuz therrr (there) ain't nuttin' to werrr (worry) 'bout
Let your hair down
Square dance with me!
Dr Dre wants to square dance with me
Nasty nas wants to square dance with me
X to the Z wants to square dance with me
Busta Rhymes wants to square dance with me
Cana-bitch won't square dance with me
Fan-a-bitch won't square dance with me
Canada-Bis dont want no parts o' me
Dirty Dozen wants to square dance with you
Yeeeeha!
6. The Kiss
(Teacher Sings)And everyone should get along..
Ok children quiet down, quiet down
Children i'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
His name is Mr. Shady
Children quiet down please
Brian don't throw that.. (SHUT UP!)
Mr. Shady will be your new substitute while Mr. Kaniff is off with pnuemonnia
(HE'S GOT AIDS!)
Good luck Mr. Shady...
(Verse 1-Eminem)
Hi there little boys and girls (FUCK YOU!)
Today we're going to learn how to poision some squirrels
But first, i'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
Say Hi Bob, ("Hi Bob")
Bob's 30 and still lives with his Mom and he don't got a job
Cause Bob just sits at home and smokes pot
But his 12 year old brother looks up to him an awful alot
And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
And wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets dark and he fakes like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and goes straight to the choppin' block
And even if they escape and they got the cops
Ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
Till one night Miss. Stacey went off the job
When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy, an off his rocker
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the locker
You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a doctor
He grabbed Stace by the legs, he chopped 'em off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
But ever since the day Stacey went off the wander
They never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana
And what it might do to you
So see if the squirrels want it, it's bad for yo
(Chorus)
See children, drugs are bad
And If you don't believe me, ask ya Dad
And If you don't believe him, ask ya Mo
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time
So kids say no to drugs
So you don't act like everyone else does
And there's really nothing else to say
Drugs are just bad mmm k...
(Verse 2-Eminem)
My penis is the size of a peanut, Have you seen it
Fuck no you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
Speaking of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy its the worst drug in the world
If someone offers it to you, don't do it
Kids 2 hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
Cause spinal fluid is vital, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in ya back
Meet Zack, 21 years ol
After hanging around with some friends at a Frat party
He gets bold, and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
And peer pressure will win when everytime you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convuls
And his pulse goes into hyperdrive, and his eyes go back in his skul
His back starts ta...look like the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, laying horizontal barfin'
And everyone in the apartment starts laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, Zack is a jackass, look at him"
Cause they took it to, so they think it's funny
So they're laughin' does basically nothing
Except maybe wastin' your money
Meanwhile, Zack's in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his shoulders, hunched up as if he was practicin' Yoga
And that's the story of Zack, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you
(Repeat chorus)
(Verse 3-Eminem)
Last but not least,
One of the most humungous problems among young people today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, They pick it out, wipe it off, bag it up
and you put it right in ya mouth and chew it...Yum Yum
Then you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything slows down when you eat some, of um...
And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what?)
Like fat woman in g-strings with orange hair
(Mr. Shady what's a g-string?)
It's yarn Claire
Women stick them up there behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did i say magic mushrooms, i meant fungus
Ya tongue gets all swolled up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
Cause it comes from a cow's dung (Oh)
See drugs are bad, it's a common fact
Wit ya Mom and Dad, well that's all i'm good at (Ert)
But don't be me, cause if ya grow up and ya go OD
They're gonna come for me and i'mma have to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault
So don't do drugs, and do exactly as i don't, cause it's bad for you
(Repeat chorus)
(Teacher & Classmates)
Come on children, clap along (SHUT UP!)
Sing along children (SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK!)
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (SOUTHPARK GONNA SUE ME)
So don't do drugs, tell 'em save more for me (GOD DAMNIT
MUSHROOMS KILLED KENNY)
(Pltttt OOOO *fart noises*)
la la la la!
7. Soldier
i'm a soldieri'm a soldier
yeaaaaaa
i'm a soldier
i'm a soldier
never was a thug, just infatuated with guns, never was a gangster, till i graduated to one
and got the rep of a villian, for weapon concealin. took the image of a thug, kept shit appealin
willin to stick out my neck, for respect if it meant life or death, never live to regret what i sai
when you're me, people just want to see, if its true if its you what you say in your raps, what you
do so they feel, as part of your obligation to fulfill, when they see you on the streets, face to
face, are you for real in confrontation ain't no converstaion, if you feel you're in violation, any
hesitation'll get you killed if you feel like it, kill it, if you conceal it, reveal it
being reasonable will leave you full of bullets, pull it, squeeze it
till its empty, tempt me, push me, pussies, i need a good reason to give this trigger a good squeeze
Chorus
I'm a soldier
these shoulders hold up so much, they won't budge, i'll never fall or fold up
I'm a soldier
even if collar bones crush or crumble, i will never slip or stumbleI'm a soldier
these shoulders hold up so much, they won't budge, i'll never fall or fold up
I'm a soldier
even if collar bones crush or crumble, i will never slip or stumble
i love pissin you off, it gets me off, like my lawyers, when the fuckin judge lets me off
all you motherfuckas gotta do is set me off, i'll violate all the motherfuckin bets be off
i'm a lit fuse, anything i do bitch it's news, pistol whippin motherfuckin bouncers, six-two, who
needs bullets? soon as i pull it, you sweat bullets, an excellent method to get rid of the next
bully it's actually better cause instead you murdurin, you can hurt em and come back again and kick
dirt at em it's like pourin salt into the wounds, assault and get sued,you can smell the lawsuits
soon as i waltz in the room everybody halts and stops, call the cops, all you see is bitches comin
out their halter tops runnin n duckin out to the Hot Rocks parking lot, you'll get all get shot
whether its your fault or not, caus
I'm a soldier
these shoulders hold up so much, they won't budge, i'll never fall or fold up
I'm a soldier
even if collar bones crush or crumble, i will never slip or stumbleI'm a soldier
these shoulders hold up so much, they won't budge, i'll never fall or fold up
I'm a soldier
even if collar bones crush or crumble, i will never slip or stumble
i spit it slow so these kids know im talkin to em, give it back to these damn critics and sock it
to em im like a thu, with a little bit of Pac influence, i spew it, and look how i got you bitches
rockin to it you mothafuckers could never do it like i could, don't even try it, you'll look
stupid, do not pursue it don't ever in your life, try to knock out the truest, i spit the illest
shit, ever been dropped to drop to two inch so ticky-tock listen as the sound ticks on the clock,
listen to the sound of kim as she licks on a cock listen to the sound of me spillin my heart through
this pen, mothafuckers know i'll never be Marshal again full of contraversy until i retire my
jersey, till the fire inside dies and expires at thirty and Lord have mercy on any more of these
rappers that verse me, and put a curse on authorities in the face of adversity
I'm a soldier
these shoulders hold up so much, they won't budge, i'll never fall or fold up
I'm a soldier
even if collar bones crush or crumble, i will never slip or stumbleI'm a soldier
these shoulders hold up so much, they won't budge, i'll never fall or fold up
I'm a soldier
even if collar bones crush or crumble, i will never slip or stumble
yo left, yo left, yo left right left
yo left, yo left, yo left right left
yo left, yo left, yo left right left
yo left, yo left, yo left right left
8. Say Goodbye Hollywood
Chorus:Sayin' goodbye say goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin' goodbye say goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin' goodbye say goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin' goodbye say goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin' goodbye say goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin' goodbye say goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin' goodbye say goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin' goodbye say goodbye to Hollywoo
B/W Chorus:
Hollywood
Why do I Feel This Wa
Verse #1:
I thought i had it all figured out i did'nt
I thought i was tough enough to stick it out with kim
But i wasnt tough enuff to juggle two things at once
I found myself lying on my knees in cuff
Which shoulda been a reason enough for me to get my stuff and just leave
How come i couldnt just see this shit myself its just me
Nobody coulda seen this shit i felt
Knowin' damn well she wasn't gonna be there when i fell
To catch me the minute she was heated she just bailed
Im standin and swingin on like 30 people by myself
I couldnt even see the millimeter when it fell
Turned around saw Gary stashin' a heater in his belt
Saw the bouncers rush him and beat him to the ground
I just sold 2 million records i dont need to go to jail
Im not about to lose my freedom over no female
I need to slow down, try to get my feet on solid ground
So for no
Chorus:
Verse #2:
Bury my face in comic books cuz i dont wanna look
And nothing in this world is too much
I swallowed all i could
If I could swallow a bottle of tylenol i would
And end it for good and say good bye to Hollywood
I prolly should cuz these problems are piled all at once
Cuz everything that bothers me i got all bottled up
I think im bottoming out but im not about to give up
I gotta get up, thank god i got a little girl
Now a responsible father's not alotta good
I'd be to my daughter layin in the bottom of the mud
Must be in my blood cuz i dont know how to do it
All i know is that I dont want her following in the footstep
Of my dad cuz i hate him so bad
The orst feeling i had was growing up to be like this fuckin ass
Man if you could understand why I am the way that I am
What do I say to my fans when I tell i'
Chorus:
Verse #3:
I dont wanna quit
But shit, I feel like this is it
For me to have this much i feel like this is it
This is not a game this fame the real life is as sick
Publicity stunt my ass, consume my fuckin dick
Fuck the guns, im done ill never look at gats
If i scrap, ill scrap like aint never woops some ass
I love my fans but no one ever puts a grasp on the fact
That I sacrificed everything I had
I never dreamt i'd get to the level that im at
This is wack, this is more then I ever coulda asked
Everywhere I go I had a sweater, hood or mask
What about math? how come I wasnt ever good at that
Its like the boy in a bubble who never could adapt I'm trapped
If I could go back, I never woulda rapped
I sold my soul to the devil, ill never get it back
I just wanna leave this game with level head intact
Imagine going from bein' a no one and seein everything blow up
And all you did was grow up mceein'
Its fuckin crazy, all I wanted was to give Hailie the life i never had
I've forced us to live alienated, so i'm sayin
Chorus:
Outro:
*Faint Talking In Background*
Goodbye
Goodbye Hollywood
Please dont cry for me
When im gone for good
So, goodbye
Goodbye Hollywood
Please dont cry for me
When I'm gone for good
9. Drips
[Eminem]Obie, Yo
[Obie Trice]
I'm sic
[Eminem]
Damn, you straight dogg
[Obie Trice]
Bitches
Getting sic
[Eminem]
That's why I ain't got no time
For these games and stupid tricks
Or these bitches on my dick
That's how dudes be getting sick
That's how dicks' be getting drips
Falling victim's to this shit
From these bitches on our dicks
Fucking chickens with no ribs
That's why I aint got no tim
[Obie Trice]
Yo, I woke up, fucked up off the liquor I drunk
I hadda bag of tha skunk, one and last night's tunk
Pussy residue was on my penis, Denise, from the Cleaners
Fucked me good, you should've seen us
Big booty bitch, switch unbearable, french role styling,
body like a stallion
Sizing up the figure, while my shit getting bigger
Debating on to fuck her, do I wanna be a nigga?
Caressing this bitch, plus I'm checking out them tits
Sipping on that fine shit, I ain't use to buying
I gotta hit it from behind, it's mandatory
Like taking ho's money, but that's another story
For surely your pussy on toast, after we toast
Her clothes fell like Bishop and Juice
The womb beater, clean pussy eater, inserting my john
In that spot hotter than the hottest block, don't stop!
Response I got when I was knocking it
Clocks steading ticking, kinky finger licking
The cannon, semen's at my tip when she moans
I gotta slow down before I cum soon
And work that nigga, like a slave owner
When I dropped off my outfit, she knew I wanted to bone her
She foaming at the lips, the ones between her hips
Pubic hair's looking like some sour cream dip
Without the nacho, my dick hit the spot though
Pussy tighter than conditions of his black folks
Me in the final stretch, the last part of sex
I bust a fat ass nut - then I woke up next
Like, what the fuck is going on here?
This bitch evapourated, pussy and all just picked up and vaccated
And now I'm frustrated cause my dick was unprotected
And doctor Wesley telling me I ain't really got that shit
Fuc
[Eminem]
That's why I ain't got no time
For these games and stupid tricks
Or these bitches on my dick
That's how dudes be getting sick
That's how dicks' be getting drips
Falling victim's to this shit
From these bitches on our dicks
Fucking chickens with no ribs
That's why I aint got no tim
[Eminem]
Now I don't wanna hit no women but this chicks got it coming
Someone better get this bitch before she gets kicked in the stomach
And she's pregnant, but she's egging me on, begging me to throw her
Off the steps on this porch, my only weapon is force
And I don't wanna resort to violence of any sort
What's she shoving me for? Doesn't she love me no more?
Wasn't she hugging me four minutes ago at the door?
Man I'm this close to going toe to toe with this whore
What would you do if she was telling you she wants a divorce
She's having another baby in a month and it's yours
And you found it isn't cause this bitch has been visiting
Someone else and sucking his dick and kissing you on the lips
When you get back to Michigan, Now the plot has thickend 'n worse
Cause you feel like you've been sticking your fucking dick in a hurse
So your paranoid at every little cold that you get
Ever since they sold you this shit, you've been holding your dick
So you goto the clinic, sweating every minute your in it
Then the doctor comes out looking like Dennis the Menace *hahahaha*
And it's obvious to everyone in the lobby, it's aids
He ain't even gotta to call in you the office to say it
So you jet back home, cause you gon' get that ho
And when you see her, you're gon' bend her fucking neck back yo
Cause you love her, you never would've expect that blow
Obie told you to scoop, how could she stoop that low?
Jesus, I don't believe this bitch works at the Cleaner's
Bringing me home diseases swinging from Obie's penis
She's so deceaving, shit this ho's a genius
She gee'd u
[Eminem]
That's why I ain't got no time
For these games and stupid tricks
Or these bitches on my dick
That's how dudes be getting sick
That's how dicks' be getting drips
Falling victim's to this shit
From these bitches on our dicks
Fucking chickens with no ribs
That's why I aint got no tim
[Eminem]
"I'm busy!
[Obie Trice]
Yeah, fuck these bitche
[Eminem]
Fuck 'em al
[Obie Trice]
Get mone
[Eminem]
Ha
[Obie Trice]
Shady Record
[Eminem]
Woow
[Obie Trice]
Obie Trice
Eminem motha fucka
New millenium shit
Yeah
Turn this shit off
Turn this shit the fuck off
10. Without Me
[Obie Trice]"Obie Trice, Real Name No Gimmicks...
[Eminem]
Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
round the outside, round the outside.
Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
round the outside, round the outside
[Female Voice]
"Ooooohhhhh!
[Eminem]
Guess who's back, back again
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back..
(Nah nah nah nah nah na na nah
I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
See Marshall no more they want Shady
I'm chopped live
Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the Dr. when I'm not co-operating
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (Hey!)
You waited this long now stop debating
Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney
But your husbands heart problem is complicating
So the FCC won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They've tried to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty without me
So, come on dip, bum on your lips
Fuck that cum on your lips and some on your tits
And get ready cuz this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, "Fuck you Debbie!
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me.
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me.
Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prisoners helpless,
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch"
A visionary, vision of scary, could start a revolution,
Pollutin' the air waves a rebel
So just let me revel and bask,
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my as
you ask for me?
Well I'm back (da-da-na-na-da-nanana) fix your bent antenna
Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter
In up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
(announcer voice)
Testing "Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me.
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me.
A tisk-it a task-it,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards,
And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie,
You 36 year old bald headed fag blow me
You don't know me, you're too old
Let go, it's over, nobody listens to techno
Now let go, just give me the signal
I will be there with a whole fist full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the shit just seems,
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting,
But its just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley,
To do Black Music so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
Here's a concept that works
20 million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me.
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me.
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me,
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la l
"Kids!"
11. Paul Rosenberg
Em, it's Paul... ListenJoel just called me and he said you're in the fuckin' back behind his studio
shooting your gun off in the air like it's a shooting range.
I told you not to fuckin' bring your gun around
like an idiot, outside of your home
You're gonna get yourself in trouble
Don't bring your gun outside of your home you can't carry it on you
Leave your fuckin' gun at home!!!
12. Sing For The Moment
Verse 1These ideas are nightmares for white parents
whose worst fear is a child with dyed hai
and who likes earrings Like whatever they say has no bearing,
it's so scary in a house that allows no swearing
to see him walking around with his headphones blaring
alone in his own zone, cold and he don't care
He's a problem child, and what bothers him all comes out
when he talks about, his fuckin' dad walkin' out
cuz he just hates him so bad that he blocks him out
If he ever saw him again he'd probably knock him out
His thoughts are wacked, he's mad so he's talkin' back
talkin' black, brainwashed from rock and rap
He sags his pants, do-rags and a stocking cap,
his step-father hit him, so he socked him back
and broke his nose, his house is a broken home
There's no control, he just let's his emotions go..
Chorus
C'mon! Sing with me (Sing!)
Sing for the year (Sing It)
Sing for the laughter
sing for the tear (C'mon!
Sing it with me
Just for today
maybe tomorrow
The good Lord will take you away..
Verse 2
Entertainment is changin', intertwinin' with gangstas
in the land of the killers, a sinner's mind is a sanctum
holy or unholy, only have one homie, only this gun,
lonely cuz don't anyone know me
Yet everybody just feels like they can relate,
I guess words are a mothafucka they can be great
or they can degrate, or even worse they can teach hate
It's like these kids hang on every single statement we make
like they worship us plus all the stores ship us platinum,
now how the Fuck did this metamorphosis happen?
From standin' on corners and porches just rappin'
to havin' a fortune, no more kissin' ass
But then these critics crucify you, journalists try to burn you,
fans turn on you, attorneys all want a turn at you
To get they hands on every dime you have
they want you to lose your mind every time you mad
So they can try to make you out to look like a loose cannon
Any dispute won't hesitate to produce handguns
That's why these prosecutors wanna convict me,
strictly just to get me off of these streets quickly
But all they kids be listenin' to me religiously,
so I'm signin' CDs while police fingerprint me
They're for the judge's daughter but his grudge is against me
If I'm such a fuckin' menace, this shit doesn't make sense B
It's all political, if my music is literal,
and I'm a criminal how the fuck can I raise a little girl?
I couldn't. I wouldn't be fit to. You're full of shit too
Guerrera, that was a fist that hit you
sing with me
sing for the year
sing for the laughte
sing for tear
sing with me just for today
maybe tomorro
the good lord will take u away
Verse 3
They say music can alter moods and talk to you
well can it load a gun up for you , and cock it too?
Well if it can, then the next time you assault a dude,
just tell the judge it was my fault and I'll get sued
See what these kids do is hear about us totin' pistol
and they want to get one cuz they think the shit's cool
not knowin' we really just protectin' ourselves
we entertainers, of course the shit's affectin' our sales
you ignoramus But music is reflection of self
we just explain it, and then we get our checks in the mail.
It's fucked up ain't it? How we can come from practically nothin
to being able to have any fuckin' thing that we wanted
That's why we sing for these kids
who don't have a thing except for a dream
and a fuckin' rap magazine who post pin-up pictures o
they walls all day long, idolize they favorite rapper
and know all they songs Or for anyone who's ever been throug
shit in their lives, till they sit and they cry at night wishin' they'd die
Till they throw on a rap record and they sit, and they vibe.
We're nothin' to you but we're the fuckin' shit in they eyes
that's why we seize the moment try to freeze it and own it,
squeeze it and hold it, cuz we consider these minutes golden
and maybe they'll admit it when we're gone
Just let our spirits live on, through our lyrics that
you hear in our songs and we can..
sing with m
sing for the year
sing for the laughter
sing for the tears
sing with me just for toda
maybe tomorrow the good lord will take u away
sing with m
sing for the year
sing for the laughter
sing for the tears
sing with me just for toda
maybe tomorrow the good lord will take u away
13. Superman
Intro: (girl) Oooooh(Eminem) You high baby?
(girl) Yaaahhh.
(Eminem) Yah?
(girl) hahaha.. Talk to me.
(Eminem) You want me to tell you something?
(girl) Uh huh.
(Eminem) I know what you want to hear.
(Chorus A) (Eminem) Cuz I know you want me baby, I think I want you too,
(girl) I think I love you baby, (Eminem) �I think I love you too�
I�m here to save you girl, come be in Shady�s world
I want to grow together. let�s let our love unfurl
You know you want me baby, you know I want you too
They call me superman, I�m here to rescue you,
I want to save you girl, come be in Shady�s world
(girl) �Ooooh boy you drive me crazy�, (Eminem) Bitch you make me h..curl
(Verse one) They call me superman, leap tall hoes in a single bound,
I�m single now,
got no ring on this finger now,
I�ll never let another chick bring me down in a relationship,
save it bitch, babysit?
You make me sick,
Superman ain�t savin� shit, girl you can jump on Shady�s dick,
Straight from the hip, cut to the chase, I tell a mo'fuckin' slut to her face
Play no games, say no names, ever since I broke up with what�s her face?
I�m a different man, kiss my ass, kiss my lips, bitch why ask?
Kiss my dick, get my cash?
I�d rather have you whip my ass,
Don�t put out, I�ll put you out. Won�t get out, I�ll push you out,
Puss blew out, poppin� shit, wouldn�t piss on fire to put you out
Am I too nice? Buy you ice? Bitch if you died, I wouldn�t buy you life,
What you tryin� to be my new wife? What you Mariah? Fly through twice
(Bridge) But I do know one thing though, bitches, they come they go.
Saturday through Sunday, Monday, Monday through Sunday yo
Maybe I�ll love you one day, maybe we�ll someday grow,
till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin� runway ho
(Chorus B) Cus I can�t be you Superman, can�t be your Superman,
can�t be your Superman, can�t be your Superman,
I can�t be your Superman, can�t be your Superman,
can�t be your Superman, your Superman, your Superman
(Verse two) Don�t get me wrong, I love these hoes,
it�s no secret, everybody knows,
Yeah we fucked, bitch so what, that�s about as far as your buddy goes,
We�ll be friends, I�ll call you again, I�ll chase you around every bar you attend
Never know what kind of car I�ll be in, we�ll see how much you�ll be partyin� then,
You don�t want that , neither do I, I don�t want to flip when I see you with guys,
Too much pride, between you and I, not a jealous man, but females lie,
But I guess that�s just what sluts do, how could it ever be just us two?
I�d never love you enough to trust you, we just met and I just fucked you
(Bridge) But I do know one thing though, bitches, they come they go.
Saturday through Sunday, Monday, Monday through Sunday yo
Maybe I�ll love you one day, maybe we�ll someday grow,
till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin� runway ho
(BOTH CHORUS A AND B SUNG AT THE SAME TIME)
(Chorus A) (Eminem) I know you want me baby, I think I want you too,
(girl) I think I love you baby, (Eminem) �I think I love you too�
I�m here to save you girl, come be in Shady�s world
I want to grow together, let�s let our love unfurl
You know you want me baby, you know I want you too
They call me superman, I�m here to rescue you,
I want to save you girl, Come be in Shady�s world
(girl) �Ooooh boy you drive me crazy�, (Eminem) Bitch you make me hurl
(Verse three) First thing you say, �I�m not fazed,
I hang around big stars all day, I don�t see what the big deal is anyways,
you�re just plain old Marshall to me�
Oooh yah girl run that game, �Hallie Jade, I love that name,
love that tatoo, what�s that say? Rot in pieces? Aw, that�s great�
First off you don�t know Marshall, at all so don�t grow partial,
that�s ammo for my arsenal, I�ll slap you off that barstool
There�s goes another lawsuit, leave handprints all across you,
good Lordy whoadie, you must be gone off that water bottle
You want what you can�t have, ooh girl that�s too damn bad,
don�t touch what you can�t grab, end up with two backhands
Put anthrax on a tampax, and slap you till you can�t stand,
Girl you just blew your chance, don�t mean to ruin your plans
(Bridge) But I do know one thing though, bitches, they come they go.
Saturday through Sunday, Monday, Monday through Sunday yo
Maybe I�ll love you one day, maybe we�ll someday grow,
till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin� runway ho
(Chorus A and B sung at the same time)
(Eminem) Cuz I know you want me baby, I think I want you too,
(girl)I think I love you baby, (Eminem) �I think I love you too�
I�m here to save you girl, come be in Shady�s world
I want to grow together. let�s let our love unfurl
You know you want me baby, you know I want you too
They call me superman, I�m here to rescue you,
I want to save you girl, Come be in Shady�s world
(girl) �Ooooh boy you drive me crazy�, (Eminem) Bitch you make me hurl
(Chorus B) Cus I can�t be you Superman, can�t be your Superman,
can�t be your Superman, can�t be your Superman,
I can�t be your Superman, can�t be your Superman,
can�t be your Superman, your Superman, your Superman
14. Halie's Song
�YoI can't sin
I feel like singing
I wannna fuckin' sin
Cuz i'm happy
Yea' i'm happy
He He
I got my baby back
Yo, check it out
Sometimes i sit, starin' out the window
Watchin' this world pass me by
Sometimes i think there�s nothing to live for
I almost break down and cr
Sometimes i think i'm crazy
I'm crazy, oh so crazy!
Why am i here? am i just wastin' my time
But then i see my baby
Suddenly i'm not crazy!
It all makes sense when i look into her eyes (oh no)
Sometimes it feels like the world's on my shoulders
Everyone's leaning on me
Cos sometimes it feels like the world's almost over
But then she comes back to m
My baby girl keeps gettin' older
I watch her grow up with pride
People make jokes
cos they don't understand me
They just don�t see my real sid
I act like shit don�t phase me,
Inside it drives me crazy!
My insecurities could eat me aliv
But then i see my baby
Suddenly i'm not crazy!
It all makes sense when i look into her eyes (oh no)
Sometimes it feels like the world's on my shoulders
Everyone's leaning on me
Cos sometimes it feels like the world's almost over
But then she come back to m
Yeh and if i could sing
i'd keep singing this song to my daughter
If i could hit the notes
i'd blow something as long as my father
To show her how i feel about her
how proud i am that i got her
God, im a daddy, im so glad that her mom didn't want her
Now you prob'ly get this picture from my public persona
That i'm a pistol-packing drug-addict who bags on his momma,
But i wanna just take this time out to be perfectly honest
Cos there's a lot of shit i keep bottled that hurts deep inside of my soul,
And just know that i grow colder the older i grow
This boulder on my shoulder gets heavy and harder to hold
And this load is like the weight of the world
And i think my neck is breakin
should i just give up or try to live up to these expectations
now look,
I love my daughter more than life in itself,
But i got a wife who's determined to make my life livin' hell
But i handle it well, given the circumstances i'm dealt
So many chances, man, it's too bad, coulda had someone else
But the years that i've wasted is nothing to the tears that ive tasted
So here's what im facin: 3 felonies, 6 years of probation
I've went to jail for this woman, i've been to bat for this woman
I've taken bats to peoples' backs bent over backwards for this woman
Man, i shoulda seen it comin, why'd i stick my penis up it?
Wouldn't have ripped the pre-nup up if i'da seen what she was fuckin'
But fuck it, it's over, there's no more reason to cry no more
I got my baby, baby the only lady that i adore, hailie
So sayonara try tomorra, nice to know ya
our baby's travelled back to the arms of her rightful owner
And suddenly it seems that my shoulder blades have just shifted
Its like the greatest gift you can get
The weight has been lifte
Now it don�t feel like the world's on my shoulders
Everyone�s leaning on me
Cos My baby knows that her daddy's a soldier
Nothing can take her from me
Woo!
I told you, i can't sing.
Oh well, i tried
Hailie, remember when i said
If you ever need anything, daddy will be right there?
Well guess what, daddy's here.
And i ain't goin nowhere baby
I love you (kiss)"
15. Steve Burman
Eminem: {mumbling}....fuckin'...{*Door knocks*}
[Steve Berman]
It's ridiculous! i can't believe it !...hold on a minute!
Em.
[Eminem]
Whuddup
[Steve Berman]
Have a seat! Dre, I'll call you bac
[Eminem]
What now
[Steve Berman]
I don't even know where to star
[Eminem]
Oka
[Steve Berman]
I got the album from upstairs.
[Eminem]
And
[Steve Berman]
And this is by far the most.
{*Gun Cocks*}
{*Gun shoots*}
[Steve Berman]
...incredible thing I've ever heard
16. When The Music Stops
[Bizzare]Music, reality, sometimes
it's hard to tell the difference
But we as entertainers have a
responsibility to these kids
sike
[Eminem]
If I were to die murdered
in cold blood tomorrow
Would you feel sorrow or show love
Or would it matter
Can never be the
lead-off batter of things
Shit for me to feed off
I'm see-saw battlin
But theres way too much
at stake for me to be fake
There's too much on my plate
And I came way too far in
this game to turn and walk away
And not say what I got to say
What the fuck you take me for?
a joke? you smokin crack?
Before I do that,
I beg Mariah to take me back
I get up 'for i get down,
run myself in the ground,
'for I put some wack shit out
I'm tryin-a smack this one out
the park, five-thousand mark
Ya'll steady tryin to drown the shark
Ain't gonna do nothin but piss me off
Lid to the can of whoop ass,
just twist me off
See me leap out, pull the piece out,
fuck shootin i'm just trying
to knock his teeth out
Fuck with me now, bitch,
let's see you freestyle
Talk is cheap,
motherfucker if you're
really feeling froggish, leap
Yo slim, you gonna let him
get away with that?
He tried to play you, you can't
let him skate with that
Man I hate this crap, this ain't rap,
This is crazy the way we act
When we confuse hip-hop with
real life when the music stops
[Swift]
There ain't no getting rid of McVeigh
If so you woulda tried
The only way I'm leavin
this bitch is suicide
I have died clinically, arrived back
at my enemy's crib with hennesy,
Got drunk then I finished he
I'm every nigga's favorite arch-enemy.
Physically fitted to be the most
dangerous nigga with beef
I spark willingly with a dillinger
in the dark dilligently
I'm not what you think
I appear to be fucked up
Mentally endangered
I can't stay away from a razor
I just want my face in a paper
I wish a nigger had a grenade
to squeeze tight to awake
neighbors for acres
I murder you
Danger had me turned into a mad man,
son of sam, bitch, I'm surgical
I'l allergic to dyin, you think not?
you got balls? We can see how large
When the music stops
[Kon Artist]
I was happy having a deal at first,
Thought money would
make me happy but
It only made my pain worst,
It hurts when u see ur friends
turn their back on u dawg
When u ain't got nothing left
but ur word and ur balls
N ur stress full of cause
Of ur new friends they beggin
with their hands out
Checking for ur record when its selling
When it aint, that's the end, no laughs
No friends no girl
Just the gin u drink till u car spin u then
Damn!
U slam into the wall and u fall
Out the car, trying to crawl with one arm
About to lose it all
in a pool of alcohol
If my funeral's tomorrow,
wonder if they would even
call when the music stops
[Kuniva]
Let's see how many
of your men loyal,
When i pull up looking for you,
With a pistol sipping on a can of pennzoil
I'm revved up, who said
what would lead bust
ur head would just explode
With red stuff i'm hand cuffed
tossed in the paddy wagon
Braggin about how u shot
it like a coward, bullets devour
you showered you
Niggars, if i was u niggas,
i'll run while given the chance
Understand i can enchance
the spirit of man
Death itself, it can't hurt me,
just the thought of dying
alone that really irks me
u ain't worthy to speak
thoughts of cheap talk
Be smart and stop trying to walk
how g's walk before we spark
Hug the floor while we play
tug of war with your life,
fuck the tour and the mic
I'll rather fuck a whore with a knife,
deliver that shit the coroner's like
You high hype poppin' shit in broad
day light nigga ur a gonna at night
When The Music Stops
[Proof]
Instigators, ????? bitch in cages
Let loose and bit the neighbours
wrist to razors
Ya'll don't want war, you want talk
In the dark my dogs all bark like woof
Proof nigga I'm a wolf, get your whole roof
Caved in like reindeer hoofs
Stomped the roof shake
the floor tiles loose
The more ya'll breach,
the more I moves
This hell street,
this is hardcore blues
Put a gun to rap checking
all our jewels (nigga)
Or make the news
betcha all ya'll move
When the uzi pop, you better
drop when the music stop
[Bizzare]
Music's changed my life in so many ways
Brains confused and fucked
since the 5th grade
LL told me to rock the bells
NWA said fuck the police
Now i'm in jail
93 was strictly RNB
Fucked up hair cut
Listen to Jodeci
Michael Jackson,
who go tell me i'm Mike
Ass cheeks painted white
Fucking Presilla at night
Flying down sunset smoking crack
Transvestite in the front
Eddie Murphy in the back
MOP had me grindy and griddy
Marilyn Manson,
i dyed my hair blue
And grew some titties
Ludacris told me
to throw them bows
Now i'm in the hospital
Broken nose and a fractured elbow
Voices in my head,
i'm going in shock,
I'm reaching for the glock
but the music stops
17. Say What You Say
[Dr. Dreoh, so I'm out the game huh?
[Eminem
Yo Dre, we ridin?
[Dr. Dre
Whatever
[Eminem
Well I'm witya homie
[Dr. Dre
Okay, well let's handle the small shit
[Eminem]
I was born to brew up storms, stir up shit
Kick up dust, cuss til I slur up spit
Grew up too quick went through too much knew to much shit
Corrupt and I'ma pour it on like syrup, bitch
Thick n rich, sick and twisted Mr. Buttersworth
Dre tole me to milk this shit for what it's worth
Till the cow just tilts and tips 'n stumbles to earth
And if I fumble a verse, keep going
First take, I make mistakes, just keep it
No punches pull, no punches, that's weak shit
Fake shit if I ever take shit, I'll eat shit
Wasn't for him? Wouldn't be shi
[Dr. Dre]
Creep with me, as we take a little trip down Memory Lane
Been here longer than anyone in the game
And I ain't got to lie about my ag
[Eminem]
But what about Jermaine
[Dr. Dre]
Fuck Jermaine, he don't belong speakin mine or Timbaland's name
And don't thin
I don't read your little interviews and see what your sayin
I'm a giant, and I ain't gotta move till I'm provoked
When I see you, I'ma step on you and not even know it
You midget, mini-me, with a buncha little mini-you's
Runnin round your backyard swimmin pools
Over 80 million records sold
And I ain't have to do it with 10 or 11 year old
[Eminem]
Cuz what you say is what you say
Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin it
Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin it
So who you playin with huh huh huh huh
Cuz what you say is what you say
Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin it
Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin it
So who you playin with huh huh huh huh
[Eminem]
Second verse, it gets worst
It gets no better than this
Amatuers drink veteran piss
From a dixie cup, if you ever mix me up
Or confuse me with a Cannabis or Dre with a Dupri
Will rub it in, every club your in, we'll have you
Black balled and make sure you never rap-a-fuckin-gain
Dre ain't havin it as long as Im here, play devil's advocat
[Dr. Dre]
If there was some magic shit I could wave
Over the indusrty that could save it when I'm gone
And buried to make sure the tradition carries on
I woul
[Eminem]
If I could only use this power for good
I wouldn't, not even if I coul
[Dr. Dre]
From the hood and I'm a hornet
And I'ma only sting when I'm cornere
[Eminem]
And I'ma only sucker punch and swing without warnin
And swing to knock somebody's fuckin head off
Cuz I know, when they get up, I won't get a chance to let off
Another punch, I'm punk-rock, no one's punk
Don't give a fuck, white-pac, so much spunk
When I was little I knew I would blow up
And sell a mill or grow up to be Atilla
Go nuts and be a kille
[Dr. Dre]
And I'm somethin of a phenom
One puff of the chron
I'm unstoppable, I'm alive and on top again
There's no obstacle that I can't conquer
So come along with us C'mo
[Eminem]
Cuz what you say is what you say
Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin it
Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin it
So who you playin with huh huh huh huh
Cuz what you say is what you say
Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin it
Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin it
So who you playin with huh huh huh huh
[Dr. Dre]
Now anybody who knows Dre
Knows I'm about fast cars and Alize, partyin all day
But I handle my business cuz it' work before play
Don't look for trouble but I'll serve you gourmet
However you want it, you could have it your way
You fuck my night up, I'ma fuck up your day
Bullet with your name, sendin it your way
That goes for anyone who walks thru that doorway
Cuz this is my space, you invade it
Live to regret it and you die tryin to violate it
Fuck around and you'll get annihilated
Eyes dialate
[Eminem]
like my old lady
Cuz what you say is what you say
Sometimes what you mean is 2 different things
Depending on your mood, if it swings, think too many things
Little hit of Dre's weed, I can do anything
Catch a contact, then I'm gone and I'm back
I speed write and my loose-leaf's my lanch pa
[Dr. Dre]
And I can pull any string
Don't have to prove anything
Catch a contract on your head
You headed West, talk shit about Dre?
You better get a vest, then invest in something
To protect your head and nec
[Eminem]
And it's back and forth all day like Red and Meth
I joke when I say I'm the best in the booth
But a lot of truth is said in jest
And if I ever do live to be a legend
I'ma die a sudden death, 5 mics in the Source
Ain't holdin' my fuckin breath
But I suffocate for the respect
Fore I breath to collect a fuckin chec
[Eminem]
Cuz what you say is what you say
Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin it
Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin it
So who you playin with huh huh huh huh
Cuz what you say is what you say
Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin it
Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin it
So who you playin with huh huh huh huh
[Dr. Dre]
Watch your fuckin' mout
[Timbaland]
Yo this Timbaland, tell him I said suck my d....
i luv my baby blu
18. Till I Collapse
(background) go left, go left, go left, right, leftsometimes you just feel tired
you feel wea
and when you feel weak
you feel like you wanna just give u
but you gotta search within yo
try find that inner strengt
just pull that shit outta you
ang get that motivation to not give up
and not be a quitter no matter how bad yo
wanna just fall flat on your face and collapse..
Till i collapse im spillin these raps, long as you feelin' em
to the day that i drop, you'll never say that im not killin em
cuz when i am not, then imma stop pinnin em
and i am not hip hop and im just not Eminem
subliminal thoughts when imma stop sendin' them
women are caught in webs, spin em and hock venom
adrenaline shots of pennacillin could not get the illin' to stop
amoxacillin is not real enough.
The criminal cop killin', hip-hop villain
a minimal swap to cop millions of Pac listners,
you're comin' with me, feel it or not,
you're gonna fear it like i showed ya the spirit
of God lives in us.
You hear it a lot, lyrics to shock.
Is it a miracle or am i just a product of pop fizzin up?
Fo shizzle my wizzle, this is the plot, listen up..
You bizzles forgot, slizzel does not give a FUCK!
till the roof comes off, till the lights go out
till my legs give out, cant shut my mouth
till the smoke clears out, and my high wear out
imma rip this shit, till my bones collapse
till the roof comes off, till the lights go out
till my legs give out, cant shut my mouth
till the smoke clears out, and my high wear out
imma rip this shit, till my bones collapse...
music is like magic
there's a certain feeling you get
when you real and you spit
and people are feeling your shit
this is your moment
and every single minute you spend
trying to hold on to it
cause you may never get it again
so while you're in it
try and get as much shit as you can
and when your run is over, just admit when it's at its end
cuz i'm at the end of my wits with half the shit gets in,
i got a list, here's the order of my list that it's i
it goes Reggie, Jay-Z, 2pac and Biggie
Andre from outkast, J, Kurupt, Nas, and then me
but in this industry i'm the cause of a lot of envy
so when i'm not put on this list, this shit does not offend me
thats why you see me walk around like nothing's botherin me
even though half you people got a fuckin' problem with me
you hate it but you know respect you got to gimme
the press' wet dream, like bob and your whitney
Nate hit me
till the roof comes off
till the lights go out
till my legs give out
cant shut my mouth
till the smoke clears out
and my high wear out
imma rip this shi
till my bone collapse
till the roof comes out
till the lights go out
till my legs give out
cant shut my mouth
till the smoke clears out
and my high wear out
imma rip this shi
till my bone collapse
soon as a verse starts i eat at an emce's heart
what is he thinking? about to go against me smar
and its absurd how people hang on every word
ill probly never get the props i feel i ever deserve
but ill never be served
my spot is forever reserved
if i ever leave earth
that will be the death of me first
cuz in my heart of hearts i know nothing
could ever be worse
thats why im clever when i put together every verse
my thoughts are sparatic
i act like im an addict
i rap like am addicted to smack
like im kim mathers
but i dont wanna go forth and back
at constant battles
the fact is i would rather sit back
and bomb some rappers
so this is like a full blown attac
im launching at 'em
the track is on some battle
and rats who want some static
cause i dont really think that the fact that i'm slim matters
a plaque in platinum status is whack if im not the baddes
till the roof comes off
till the lights go out
till my legs give out
cant shut my mouth
till the smoke clears out
and my high wear out
imma rip this shi
till my bone collapse
till the roof comes off
till the lights go out
till my legs give out
cant shut my mouth
till the smoke clears out
and my high wear out
imma rip this shi
till my bone collapse
until the roof, until the roof
the roof comes off, the roof comes off
until my legs, until my legs give out from underneath me
I, i will not fall
i will stand tall
feels like no one can defeat me
19. My Dad's Gone Crazy
{*channel surfing until a kid's TV show*}Hello boys and girls
Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships
Do you have a daddy? I'll bet you do
Who's your daddy?
[Hailie] Daddy what are you doing?
[Em + H] Okay then! Everybody, listen up!
[Eminem] I'm goin to hell! Who's comin with me?!
[Hailie] Somebody please help him! I think my dad's gone cray-zayy
[Eminem]
There's no mountain I can't climb, there's no tower too high
No plane that I can't learn how to fly
What do I gotta do to get through to you
to show you there ain't nothin I can't take this chainsaw to?
{Hailie: *EWWWW!!!*} Fuckin brains, brawn and brass balls
I cut 'em off, and got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
inside of a hall with my framed autographed sunglasses
with Elton John's name, on my drag wall
I'm out the closet, I've been lyin my ass off
All this time me and Dre been fuckin with hats off
(Dre: *Suck it Marshall*) So tell Laura and her husband to back off
'fore I push this motherfuckin button and blast off
and launch one at these Russians and that's all {*boom*}
Blow every fuckin thing except Afghanistan on the map off
When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?
{*knocking*} Hailie, tell 'em baby - My dad's lost it
[Chorus: Eminem] + {Hailie}
There's really nothin else to say, I-I can't explain it
{I think my dad's gone cray-zayy}
A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em baby
{I think my dad's gone cray-zayy}
There's nothin you could do or say, that could ever change me
{I think my dad's gone cray-zayy}
There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie
{I think my dad's gone cray-zayy}
[Eminem]
It's like my mother always told me
Rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine
and God dammit you little motherfucker
If you ain't got nuthin nice to say then don't say nuthin
... uh, fuck that shit bitch
Eat a motherfuckin dick, chew on a prick
and lick a million motherfuckin cocks per second
I'd rather put out a motherfuckin gospel record
I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy
and have pussy lips glued to my face with a clip ring
in my nose than quit bringin my flows
Quit givin me my ammo; can't you see why I'm so mean?
If y'all leave me alone this wouldn't be my M.O.
I wouldn't have to go eenee-meene-mini-moe
Catch a homo by his toe, man I don't know no more
Am I the only fuckin one who's normal any more? {Dad!}
[Chorus]
[Eminem]
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
and at the same time, can make you dry your eyes
with the same rhyme
see what you're seeing is a genius at work
Which to me isn't work
So it's easy to misinterpret it at first
cause when I speak, it's tongue-&-cheek
I'd yank my fuckin teeth
Before I'd ever bite my tongue, I'd slice my gums
Get struck by fuckin lightnin twice at once
and die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
and kicked and hit with shit everytime I sung
like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes on
More pain inside of my brain than in the eyes of a little girl
inside of a plane, aimed at the World Trade
Standin on Ronnie's grave, screamin at the sky
as clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
And that's pretty much the gist of it
parents are pissed but the kids love it
9 millimeter heater stashed in 2 seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither
[Chorus ]
crazy
crazy
[Hailie]
ah Ha ha ha ha ha!!
You're funny daddy!
20. Curtains Close
[Ken Kanif]uhhh nmm
this thing on..?
where'd everybody go
uhh
guess whos back?
back again
ken is back
tell some men
rub my back
rub my back
rub my back
rub my back
oooh
wait
hello
uh
goodnight
Lyrics possibly stolen from: http://www.letssingit.com#http://www.letssingit.com/