Feeling hard done by? Nobody interested in what you have to say? Bags of ability with nobody around to appreciate it? Or perhaps you're just a rampant show-off who can't pass up any opportunity to put themselves on a pedestal? Whatever your psychological problem, here's your chance to show everyone your incredible talent. Sing, dance, touch your forehead with your tongue or whatever you do best, just do it in the box below. Somehow.
Philippa when are we ever going to see people's entries for this talent competition? ps if no one has entered, that says a lot for the sort of people who are computer literate...
PHILONSKI REPLIES: UNFORTUNATELY YOUR SUSPICIONS ARE WELL FOUNDED.
Name: The Ultrafoetus E-mail: davidbusby@saqnet.co.uk URL: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Arena/6372/home.html Talent: I can touch my nose with my finger. Look! Name: Pablo Honey E-mail: P.J.Edwards@acoustics.salford.ac.uk Talent: Being the only other person to enter this talent competition. Name: brittany E-mail: ? URL: ? Talent: i can do 3 loops with my tongue. watch! Name: Bahgui E-mail: treblekicked@placidcasual.fsnet.co.uk URL: www.placidcasual.fsnet.co.uk Talent: Farting at will.
Name: cat Talent: i can read
Name: eeeeyan E-mail: eeeeyan@farts.com Talent: i ccan tpye extrenely qquackly
Talent: buttsex
Name: LTH Talent: I can sppel
Name: Lizzi E-mail: lizzi73@mailcity.com Talent: i can get told how ugly i am everyday by all the people that hate me, yet i'm still gettin more than they are!!!
Name: Digby and Mole Talent: Two of us can drink 15 pints diet pepsi in 2 hours.
