This photo was kindly modelled for us by popular footballer David Beckham and Cheesecake Land's resident Posh Spice lookalike, Jim Watts. Our thanks to them.
Name: The Ultrafoetus E-mail:[email protected] URL: http://www.ultrafoetus.freeserve.co.uk Caption: SAD SWEET CREAMER: Elliot Smith whines like a big girl over a cup of coffee, hence the play on the name of 70's soul sensations Sweet Sensation's sensational 70's smash 'Sad Sweet Dreamer', in which the word 'Dreamer' is replaced by the word 'Creamer', a word for one of those small cartons of cream that you get in cafes/cheap restaurants.
Name: Luap Caption: Is it a bird is is a plane? No, it's that dippy, irritating, celebrity, slapper type bird, (and I think that's Posh Spice standing next to him).
Name: Badger E-mail:[email protected] Caption: Super, smashing, lovely, great. Now the Beckham you already have, that's s.a.f.e. Do you want to play for more?"
Name: McDoop E-mail:[email protected] URL: (by the way that email address really works... try it and see... but this URL doesn't, surprisingly enough) Caption: "Bollocks, I knew I should have asked Baby Spice."
Name: Bagel E-mail:[email protected] URL:www.placidcasual.fsnet.co.uk Caption: Luckily, David was smiling when the wind changed direction...
Name: Siggi E-mail:[email protected] Caption: So this is what POSH feels like.
Name: The One With The Hair E-mail:[email protected] URL: qwhioeffffffffffffffff13 Caption: "Ha ha haa, my evil plan is working. Under the guise of Posh Spice, I have been able to distract David Beckham with a photo-shoot for Philonski's Caption Competition, and now, under the disguise of this Superman cape, I can REMOVE HIS LIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Name: Mr Dozy E-mail:[email protected] Caption: DON'T MOVE Mr BECKHAM! I've got a gun under this cape.
Name: mike E-mail:[email protected] Caption: krypton inbreeding
Name: mike E-mail:[email protected] Caption: Limeys suck period Name: Anatole Marie Caption: This time Pauly Shore's gone too far.
Name: eeeeyan E-mail:[email protected] Caption: He-hey! Watch that wandering hand...
Name: Tony E-mail:[email protected] URL: So are You! Caption: David is DEFINITELY my LEFT hand man!
Name: Tony E-mail:[email protected] URL: So are You! Caption: David is DEFINITELY my RIGHT hand man!
Name: Tony E-mail:[email protected] URL: So are You! Caption: David is DEFINITELY my NO hands man!
Name: Mr Dozy E-mail:[email protected] Caption: JESUS! I hate being a siamese twin.
Name: The Lieutenant E-mail:[email protected] URL: www.mdqnet.net/thelieutenant Caption: Superman bravely jumps into David Beckham's chest to save our Vic from a fate worse than death.
Name: Badger E-mail:[email protected] URL: www.sett.de Caption: Super Spice and Footy Spice smile through clenched teeth as they
desperately try to explain how they could let England lose to ROMANIA, without
giving the answer that they were BLATANTLY OFF SHAGGING SOMEWHERE INSTEAD OF
DOING THEIR JOB. - The Guardian
Name: Carol Vordeman E-mail:[email protected] URL: www.carolvordemanrulestheworld.co.uk Caption: ARGHHHHHHH
Name: Lizzi E-mail:[email protected] Caption: so David, what do you think to the without any makeup look???
This picture comes courtesy of the Colne Institute of Bizarre Photography. (Go to the Games section or click here to see the Caption Competition archive.)
Name: McDoop E-mail:[email protected] Caption: "this wasn't in the brochure," ethel grinned, as the saga holiday rep seized her by the waist and... Name: Tha Buzz E-mail:[email protected] Caption: ROCKIN' IN THE BRIE WORLD (l-r): Neil Young and Gorky's Zygotic Mynci's Euros Childs confuse the crowds outside the Pompidou Centre. Name: Badger E-mail:[email protected] Caption: "Help! Stop taking photographs and HELP! I've got a funny little man stuck to my back!!! HELP!!!" Name: Anonymous Caption: Excuse me miss, but you've got something on your back.
Name: Bahgui E-mail:[email protected] URL:www.placidcasual.fsnet.co.uk Caption: "I'm not a real marmoset." Name: sam Caption: sid misunderstood the rules of the colne annual pipe-cleaning competition.
