"So," says the cow, who has introduced herself as Daisy, "What was it you were looking for? A gingerbread pie? Hmmm, might have seen it. How much are you offering for this information?" You're a bit taken aback by this blatant request for bribes, but then you remember the little tears hovering on the shop assistant's soft, sweet face and decide to take the proposal seriously. "What's in it for me?" repeats the cow.