FRIENDS AND WELL-WISHERS

I know a lot of weirdos. Most of them are my friends.

Without going into extraordinary detail, I'll list some of my better associates, cronies, comtemporaries and well-wishers(in that they don't wish me any specific harm...to my knowledge).

MIKE

My oldest and best friend, this unusual character is not your average 17 year old. He's a photog, plays computer games quite a bit and is quite the playwright(though his handwriting leaves much to be desired). Possessing a wealth of Simpsons knowledge equal to mine and a taste for the inane humor, he's a likable guy with many good qualities. Now if he could only do something about the pirate look...

BOBBY(aka THE BIG SHOW, B3 or "BIG MORCK")

"Everyone Loves Bob". The Big Show, as he has come to be called, is a big doof. Despite his size, he claims to be quite the basketball player. I'm not convinced. He is a funny guy wth an equally large Simpsons vocabulary. He is also a fearsome force, gaining superhuman strength and nigh-invulnerability along with his "Big Show" title. This is totally real, he was hit by a car twice last year and walked away from both. He was recently crowned "Prom King" at our Senior Prom. Long Live the King! This is a photo from 2000 during the infamous "Russian Drinking Contest" held in Room 10 of J.R. Masterman School. He got W-A-S-T-E-D that day.

JENNIFER

Jennifer, or as I call her, "J", is a sometimes mysterious figure. She's very intelligent and artistically talented. A little goofy at times, but she's a girl.

NIKKI

Nikki. What can I say about her? I spend a lot of time worrying about her. She'd make me much a much happier person if she slept more. Of course, all the work she does means she'll be rich and powerful some day. And still too tired to move.

BRENDAN(O'DOG)

Brendan is the computer warlock who enjoys confusing his fellow man. Well traveled and considerably cultured, he has enough knowledge to start his own colony on Mars...or, since I think he's up to the challenge, New Jersey.

NICK

My favorite suburbanite. He's a pop-culture sponge but he's a cool guy. He and I wrote the Seinfeld reunion episode. It has yet to be picked up by NBC. This man has the band with the plan. Go here to learn more about Stage 4.

APRIL

Ah, April. She always doing something interesting. And doesn't mind posing for the odd booty photo.

PAOLO

Paolo is a dancing machine and the chicks think he's way too hot.

JOEY

Joe is the self-professed Republican who loves being loud for no reason and talking about Wawa, a local convenience mart chain, where he works. That's about all I can say for him.

These are some other pictures of folks/animals I know:

This is Burbank, my cat

Another picture of Mike

Bobby trying to look busy in the school social studies office

This picture was taken at my 10th Grade Dance. Oh, the horror...

This is Jeremy and Alex, two former classmates, doing a skit in drama class in Senior Year

This is Bobby, on the left, and Nick, taking their first ride on the New York City Subway

This is me contemplating good and evil

Look at what's going on in the bottom left corner of the picture and see why I call this one the "Homoerotic Computer Lab"

After Bobby performed a monologue as an angry, white man, I drew this for him

Here's another picture of Nikki

Here's me wearing a hat

This is Mike, Nick, Brendan, Matt, April and Adam on the Liberty Island Ferry on a class trip to New York City

This is me, Nikki and Matt on the High School Ski Trip

This is me and Philadelphia Mayor John F. Street after I interviewed him for a class project in the 11th Grade

My high school physics teacher, Mr. Lee, who always says "Physics expands the mind!"

Bobby excercising his "Bigshowiness" by ripping off the arm of David Mu, a fellow Masterman alum. This photo has not been doctored

Brendan being thuggish

Another photo from our ski trip. Matt, in the middle, must pick his nose. Mike and Nikki are content to smile and pose

Andrew, Brendan, Nick and I pointing "Skyward Ho!" on the back of Liberty Island

Vlad, Brendan and Bobby as Masterman's crack website staff

Lorelle and J, who won't let her picture get taken. I had to trick her to get the good one I do have 1

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