I know a lot of weirdos. Most of them are my friends.
Without going into extraordinary detail, I'll list some of my better associates, cronies, comtemporaries and well-wishers(in that they don't wish me any specific harm...to my knowledge).
My oldest and best friend, this unusual character is not your average 17 year old. He's a photog, plays computer games quite a bit and is quite the playwright(though his handwriting leaves much to be desired). Possessing a wealth of Simpsons knowledge equal to mine and a taste for the inane humor, he's a likable guy with many good qualities. Now if he could only do something about the pirate look...
BOBBY(aka THE BIG SHOW, B3 or "BIG MORCK")
"Everyone Loves Bob". The Big Show, as he has come to be called, is a big doof. Despite his size, he claims to be quite the basketball player. I'm not convinced. He is a funny guy wth an equally large Simpsons vocabulary. He is also a fearsome force, gaining superhuman strength and nigh-invulnerability along with his "Big Show" title. This is totally real, he was hit by a car twice last year and walked away from both. He was recently crowned "Prom King" at our Senior Prom. Long Live the King! This is a photo from 2000 during the infamous "Russian Drinking Contest" held in Room 10 of J.R. Masterman School. He got W-A-S-T-E-D that day.
Jennifer, or as I call her, "J", is a sometimes mysterious figure. She's very intelligent and artistically talented. A little goofy at times, but she's a girl.
Nikki. What can I say about her? I spend a lot of time worrying about her. She'd make me much a much happier person if she slept more. Of course, all the work she does means she'll be rich and powerful some day. And still too tired to move.
Brendan is the computer warlock who enjoys confusing his fellow man. Well traveled and considerably cultured, he has enough knowledge to start his own colony on Mars...or, since I think he's up to the challenge, New Jersey.
My favorite suburbanite. He's a pop-culture sponge but he's a cool guy. He and I wrote the Seinfeld reunion episode. It has yet to be picked up by NBC. This man has the band with the plan. Go here to learn more about Stage 4.
Ah, April. She always doing something interesting. And doesn't mind posing for the odd booty photo.
PAOLO
Paolo is a dancing machine and the chicks think he's way too hot.
Joe is the self-professed Republican who loves being loud for no reason and talking about Wawa, a local convenience mart chain, where he works. That's about all I can say for him.
These are some other pictures of folks/animals I know:
Bobby trying to look busy in the school social studies office
This picture was taken at my 10th Grade Dance. Oh, the horror...
This is Jeremy and Alex, two former classmates, doing a skit in drama class in Senior Year
This is Bobby, on the left, and Nick, taking their first ride on the New York City Subway
This is me contemplating good and evil
After Bobby performed a monologue as an angry, white man, I drew this for him
Here's another picture of Nikki
This is me, Nikki and Matt on the High School Ski Trip
My high school physics teacher, Mr. Lee, who always says "Physics expands the mind!"
Andrew, Brendan, Nick and I pointing "Skyward Ho!" on the back of Liberty Island
Vlad, Brendan and Bobby as Masterman's crack website staff
Lorelle and J, who won't let her picture get taken. I had to trick her to get the good one I do have